High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road
Appearance
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.
Eye Color
uh
Personality
goofy
First known sighting
Unknown
Relations
Parents
Gen X youtube short addicts
Siblings
Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother
Partner
bingle borb
Children
Ms. Halloween, Ms. Husk, Asparagus
Other
Parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast
my name is WHAT my name is WHAT my name is WHAT my names Abbi!
Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh.....
Begging for like 5 more sandboxes so I can brainstorm some pretty obscure feeders and their cats (I am begging on my non-existant knees). Or maybe 6, idk.
Im slick as.....ice(?), no matter what Crystal says 💪💪💪💪
Eternal beef with bots, they put the word ´sigma´ into Mr. Edibles feeder page and I didnt notice :skull:
I am the #1 BrotherEdo ship supporter
I´m Canadian, I have terrible neighbors below me (americans am I right? smh...) Uhhhhh I really hate bots here, so I try my best to get rid of their pages when I can. I. AM. NOT. A. MOD!!!! If you have questions, please refer to Melody or Cloud I suppose.
I am uhhhh im a minor so like so silly and cool!!! Thank GOD im not gen alpha, that generation is done for. I LIKE WOMEN!!!!!!
Asparagus takes the form of a small brown tabby kitten who appeared at the 7-11 feeders for a short period of time. Despite his cute face, Asparagus is an extremely dangerous entity, who scares every other entity in his path. Everybody fears him, especially Mr. Inspector, who teleports away from Asparagus every time he saw him. Asparagus breached containment on June 8th, 2024, and nobody has seen him since.
Not much is known about Asparagus´s powers, or how he uses them. However, if he shows up again, he is very dangerous, and must be contained immediatly.
Welcome to THE [Hyperlink blocked] BEST WIKI EVER!!!! CATS HOLY MOTHER OF MERCY SO MANY CATS WOOOO