High Schooler, feeding stray cats on my school road
Appearance
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety is you would prefer that.
Eye Color
uh
Personality
goofy
First known sighting
Unknown
Relations
Parents
Gen X youtube short addicts
Siblings
Zoomer big sisters, Millenial big brothers, Gen Z little brother
Partner
bingle borb
Children
Ms. Halloween, Ms. Husk, Asparagus
Other
Parasitic relationship with Ms. Toast
The stare (a portfolio of cats staring at the camera that I will add to)
my name is WHAT my name is WHAT my name is WHAT my names Abbi!
My achievements: Recorded Little Fellas return to 7-11, has fixed like...20 pages?
I get rid of peoples annoying attempts to screw up pages. I aint a mod, just a goober who helps a bit.
JOHNNY GET THE MILK CAUSE HE JUST SPLIT HIM LIKE AN OREO!!!!!! - Battlebots narrorator
Hi! Uhhhhhhhhhhh im Abbi. I edit and do things I suppose. I really like cats. Uhhhhh I dont like the guy who flies a boeing hes really mean and rude uhhh.....
Eternal beef with bots, they put the word ´sigma´ into Mr. Edibles feeder page and I didnt notice :skull:
I am the #1 BrotherEdo ship supporter
THEM
Uhhhhh I really hate bots here, so I try my best to get rid of their pages when I can. I. AM. NOT. A. MOD!!!! If you have questions, please refer to Melody or Cloud I suppose.
Asparagus takes the form of a small brown tabby kitten who appeared at the 7-11 feeders for a short period of time. Despite his cute face, Asparagus is an extremely dangerous entity, who scares every other entity in his path. Everybody fears him, especially Mr. Inspector, who teleports away from Asparagus every time he saw him. Asparagus breached containment on June 8th, 2024, and nobody has seen him since.
Not much is known about Asparagus´s powers, or how he uses them. However, if he shows up again, he is very dangerous, and must be contained immediatly.
Asparagus uses his powers to scare away Mr. Inspector
Welcome to THE [Hyperlink blocked] BEST WIKI EVER!!!! CATS HOLY MOTHER OF MERCY SO MANY CATS WOOOO
skibidi uhhh wow what an awesome page. itd be a shame if a walter white confession appeared OH NO YSILHUOUYVDYILDK
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably oof- oofed by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a mathmatics empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook in Fortnite, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded. I… I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a silly diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small math operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess… I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to read a bedtime story to Fring. The story that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated quitting the grind, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in the fog I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this.I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will oof me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.