Rectangle Lad is a cat that attends the Cuties' Longing feeder. He was named after his rectangle shaped stature. He is presumed public enemy #1 at the feeder as the calm and friendly Mr. Mindful was scared away at his arrival. Though he has never been documented as violent.

Rectangle Lad will enter the feeder and commonly just begin sleeping, though on occasion he will snack on kibble. He will commonly enter the feeder shortly after another cat leaves, perhaps scaring them away.

Rectangle Lad is a bi-color black and white cat. His lips, chin, and belly are all white; while his back and tail are black. He has a large, rectangle-ish fur blotch on his back. He is one of the largest cats to attend the feeder.


The meow, the myth, the legend Fatty Fatty Orange is a cat that attends the Cuties' Longing feeder. He was named for his insatiable appetite and his orangeness. He is the opposite of Rectangle Lad and is public friend #1. He is possibly a domestic cat.

Fatty Fatty Orange will appear at the feeder and begin to gorge himself on kibble and snacks. Once the feeder is properly cleaned of kibble he will either go into a food coma and sleep, or leave the feeder. He is remarkably friendly as both Bread Boy, Ms. Char, and a random human were all nearby and instead of turning tail and leaving he meowed for attention.

Fatty Fatty Orange is round and orange with white fur along his chin. As a (presumed) male he is quite large and blocky.


Grandpa Zoot is a cat that attends the Cuties' Longing feeder. He was named after his "zooted" or high look caused by his impeccably wide eyes.

Grandpa Zoot is a brown mackerel tabby with a white chin and underbelly. He has large, scared eyes.