WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE CANT WAKE UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAVE ME SAVE ME FROM THE IDENTICAL WHITE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS
pls dont be weird about cat breeds, breeds are a finicky concept that cat breeders are uniquely extra weird about in comparison to other animals. breeds are groups of an animal that have same characteristics within that grouping, many breeds of many animals did not come about deliberately or for a deliberate purpose and the shift towards prioritizing pedigree over the animals characteristics has led to the overall decline in breed standards and health. many breeds are called the exact same thing as the breed was called before other breeds were intentionally introduced into it ffs. and as many more conceptual things, animal breeds are thought of/conceptualized differently between many cultures. if a cat looks like a ragdoll im gonna call it a goddamn ragdoll even if i dont know its bloodline history
ty for coming to my tedtalk
im gonna put page wips here becasuse i can
Want-to-do-list:
Add sightings to
- Spawn of Satan
- Purity
- Rules Alone
- Tamarind
- The eye
Research differences between the NOW FOUR tabby siblings and update graphic for discerning between them
Page for Mr. Badger
Continue investigation into the suspected child thief Mrs. Tamarind...
Ms. Goth page
Mr. icing sightings update
Ms. Weed page
Ms. Isthmus page
Mr. Noir research
Add more to Mr. Ranzatsu page
Add more to Ms. Puzzle
Name + page for the newer yap calico cat
Name + page for the newer yap tortie cat
Page for the Yap 1000 white cats
Add more to mr. Toothless page
Add sighting entries for relevant cats to the great goofy morning
Page for Ms. Feeder Sleeper
Page for Ms. Mew, The Little Disciple and Guardian Alarm Clock
Mr. Yap 10 hours of yaps compilation
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| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
|---|---|
| Coat | Brown Tabby |
| Sex | Male |
| Rarity | Common |
| Occupation | The Anti-Christ |
| Appearance | A brown tabby who is tainted by evil, making his coat darker than other tabbies present at the feeder |
| Eye Color | Umber |
| Personality | Evil, cruel |
| First known sighting | June 04, 2024 |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Mrs. Tamarind |
| Siblings |
The Embodiment of Purity The Eternal Eye Who Forever Observes Unnamed sibling |
| Partner | None |
| Children | None |
The Spawn of Satan is the evil child of Mrs. Tamarind and visits the feeder 喵咪风铃屋(Meow Wind Chime House) with the rest of his family. He is evil incarnate and this quickly became clear to viewers upon witnessing his evil deeds.
Behavior
There is no light or good in The Spawn of Satan's heart. He holds no attachment to his own flesh and blood and controls them with an iron paw. He prevents his kind mother from eating even when there's an abundance of food, claiming it all for himself even if he isn't hungry. Other cats at the feeder rightfully fear him and his cruelty, even the large male cats. He isn't even grateful to the beings who drop him food from above (viewers that pay for food) as he will get angry and growl at the feeder if it spooks him when dropping food.
Appearance
The Spawn of Satan has a distinctive tabby appearance with a dark, striped coat and an expressive, devilish look, fitting for an evil kitten. He has large, pointed ears that are darker in color with lighter fur around the edges.
Sightings
Month Year
- June 10, 2024: ##:## AM/PM (LFT) Info about sighting
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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The Spawn of Satan's head marking.
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The Spawn of Satan from behind.
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The Spawn of Satan's soul is pitch black.
