The Gluttonous Beast
 The innocent face of Gluttony | |
| Other name(s) | Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast |
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| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern |
| Sex | Male |
| Rarity | Rare. Usually shows up once a day to once every few days |
| Occupation | Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. |
| Personality | Hungry, Very Hungry |
| First known sighting | 9:30 PM EST on February 5th 2024 |
The Gluttonous Beast (also called as Mr. Glutton and Mr. Speed) is an orange and white ticked tabby, whose distinct trait is his pure hunger due to being observed eating kibbles with an average of 2-3 munches per second (averaging to 150 munches per minute). He is the fastest and longest lasting kibble destroyer to be spotted in Mr. Fresh's Feeder. He won as the most favorite cat in the Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 1st and 2nd Weekly Poll.
His first appearance on the global community was at 9:30 PM EST on February 5th, 2024.
The Gluttonous Beast is known to eat longer than 12-17 minutes, as his current record for the longest munching was over 25 minutes. Combining all of the records, TGB has munched over 3000+ times. When not distracted or disrupted, he usually eats for a long time. Initially, The Gluttonous Beast was the only nerf to Ms. Kirby, however after a second encounter on March 2nd, Ms. Kirby managed to scare off the Beast.
The small cat that Mr. Piss threatened was actually The Gluttonous Beast, as shown in the picture below. It isn't clear whether TGB was known at this time, and there is no consensus about TGB's first global recognition.
Behavior
The Gluttonous Beast devours food. He only cares about kibble and will search for and devour it in a matter of seconds. He has been known to horrify multiple cats with his gluttony. The Gluttonous Beast, or TGB for short, seems to only appear once per day. TGB also has not been observed to make any sounds while eating other than munching. Despite his small appearance, TGB is very gluttonous and can eat longer and faster than any other cat. He will also leave no stone unturned and will attempt to eat treats or kibble left on the floor. Despite being extremely gluttonous, TGB is very attentive, always peering to the sides to make sure no other cat is lurking.
Appearance
The Gluttonous Beast has big orange patches on his back with one orange spot on the top. He also has 2 smaller conjoined spots on his neck. His face can be identified due to his gounds (eye discharge). He also has a shorter tail.
Notable sightings
- February 5th, 2024: He was first spotted on 9:30 PM EST, where he ate for an estimated 17 minutes.
- February 6th, 2024: In his second sighting, The Gluttonous Beast ate for more than 20 minutes, leaving at 10 PM EST. The same day, his third sighting was on 9:25 PM EST, where he ate for an estimated 22 minutes, though paused due to the interruption of Ms. Kirby.
- February 7th, 2024: In his fourth appearance on 9 PM EST, he only got to eat for an estimated 6 minutes, due to being cornered by two cats, Mr. One and Mr. Puke.
- February 8th, 2024: In his fifth appearance on 10 PM CST, he ate for around 13 minutes.
- February 9th, 2024: Before his sixth appearance on 10 AM PHT, Mr. Puke and Mr. Sleepy let TGB get his turn and he ate for15 minutes until an unknown entity and a cat similar to Mr. Snoob showed up and he got disrupted.
- February 10th, 2024: He was once spotted again in the morning, slapping Ms. Kirby and ate for an estimated 17 minutes.
- February 11th, 2024: On the morning, he was assaulted by Mr. Crunch.
- February 13th, 2024: He came back at 11:01 AM (China Standard Time) and only ate for an estimated 10 minutes, probably because he was disrupted by a background noise or/and got more sensitive due to the last assault on Mr. Fresh feeder.
- February 14th, 2024: Around 10-11AM CST, it was said that he only ate for 8 minutes.
- February 17th, 2024: On the morning around 10:05 AM (China Standard Time), TGB ate for 25 minutes and 16 seconds, breaking his previous record of 22 minutes. Mr. Fresh was sitting in the background, carefully observing his monstrous feast.
- February 21st, 2024: Around 1:30 AM (China Standard Time), TGB ate for 19 minutes.
- February 23rd, 2024: At 10:54 AM (local feeder time) TGB is seen eating puke off the carpet that was previously left by Mr. Anxiety. TGB ate for approximately 15 minutes.
- February 27th, 2024: At an unknown time, TGB was seen once again and ate for approximately 23 minutes, only pausing to make sure Mr. Crunch wasn't around to stop him.
- March 2nd, 2024: At 7:42 AM (China Standard Time), TGB ate for 11 minutes before being interrupted by Ms. Kirby.
- March 4th, 2024: Around 23:45 (China Standard Time), TGB ate for a few minutes before leaving.
- March 5th, 2024: Around 08:01 AM (China Standard Time), TGB ate for approximately 25 minutes whilst getting his foot caught on the mat.
- March 7th, 2024: Around 9:05 AM (Feeder Time), TGB was sighted waiting outside of the feeder. Then a minute later, the cat inside left and TGB climbed up and started feasting for 12 minutes straight before leaving.
- March 8th, 2024: Around 8:41 AM (Local Feeder Time), TGB ate for approximately 5 minutes before being smacked by Mr. Beef, then promptly left the feeder.
- March 9th, 2024: Around 8:55 PM, TGB was spotted making good progress on a slowly forming Mount Kibble.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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The Sin Of Gluttony Devours.
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The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby
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The Gluttonous Beast either choking, aggressively eating or trying to remove a stuck kibble in his teeth. (click to see gif)
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The Gluttonous Beast looking deceptively small and cute considering his massive appetite.
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The beast himself
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The beast being tackled by a heartless Mr. Crunch
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(GIF, click to see it) TGB being beaten by Mr. Crunch.
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TGB is diligently cleaning canned food
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The Gluttonous Beast vs Kirby, part 2
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TGB Judges our souls after watching him eat for 17 minutes.
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The glutton imitates Mr. Fresh on March 4th, 2024. Little success.
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TGB does not abide by the laws of man, as such he steps into the feeder to engorge himself.
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The beast mid-cronch on the 9th of March.
