Mr. Piss

Mr. Piss
Relations

Other name(s)	Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake
Breed	Unknown
Coat	Orange Tabby Cat
Sex	Male
Rarity	Unknown
Occupation	Pretending to be Mr. Fresh, peeing in feeder
Appearance	Really similar to Mr. Fresh, but he's not spicier to look at
Personality	Sassy and pissy
First known sighting	February 8th, 2024
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown
Partner	None
Children	None
Other	Unknown

Mr. Piss, (AKA Fresh Imposter) is an all orange cat. At approximately February 4th 4:20PM EST, Mr. Piss thought it would be a good idea to take a small pee into the feeder. He then proceeded to have a verbal fight with another cat off-screen. What an inconsiderate lad.

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there is no god, only piss

As of 2/6/24 12:54 AM EST, Mr. Piss hasn't pissed since the original incident.

Behavior

He is a common cat and his defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for Mr. Beef, not because they look anything alike but because Mr. Piss is also a complete asshole.

Appearance

He is mistaken for many other cats for being mostly orange, but what is unique about him is that he's completely orange (although his paws and chin are slightly white tinted). Also his right ear is snipped in the outer side.

Comparison of Mr. Piss and Fresh Impostor

Sightings

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Catspiracy Theory

It is highly likely that Mr. Piss and Mr. Brawl are the exact same cat.

It has also been theorized that Fresh Impostor might be also Mr. Piss, so Mr. Piss, Mr. Brawl and Fresh Impostor might have been the same cat all along.

However, the community has now decided that Fresh Impostor is indeed Mr. Piss. As for the fact that he might have been Mr. Brawl too, it is not yet confirmed. Though, Mr. Brawl has a injured left ear while Mr. Piss has a TNR notch in his right ear.

Gallery

Mr. Piss' TNR notch
Another look at his snipped ear
Mr. Piss' face
Mr. Piss right before he committed his ultimate wrath
Mr. Piss' top view

List of feeders and their cats
Happy Canteen (list)	Brother Valentine • Dr. Smudge • Goobert • Lil Ms. Scallywag • Little Scraggly Guy Mr. Airplane • Ms. Angel • Mr. Anxiety • Mr. Bald • Mr. Bean • Mr. Beef • Mr. Beetle Ms. Burnt • Mr. Butter • Ms. Camo • Ms. Chess • Mr. Chicken • Ms. Chunky Mr. Cool Cucumber • Mr. Croissant • Mr. Crumb • Mr. Crunch • Mr. Doom • Mr. Dot Mr. Egg • Mr. Fat • Mr. Fluff • Mr. Fresh • Mr. Gentleman • Ms. Halo • Ms. Honk Ms. Inception • Mr. Island • Mr. Janitor • Ms. Kibble • Ms. Kirby • Ms. Lag Ms. Loop • Mr. Lung • Ms. Midnight • Mr. Miner • Mr. Monochrome • Mr. Nervous Mr. Normal • Mr. One • Ms. Paint • Mr. Patch • Mr. Piss • Mr. Plump • Ms. Pretty Mrs. Princess • Ms. Puke • Mr. Rev • Mr. Ribbon • Ms. Rust • Ms. Sad • Ms. Sleepy Mr. Sniffles • Mr. Snoob • Mr. Soggy • Mr. Sus • Ms. Takeout • Ms. Texas • Mr. Turkey Mr. Void • Ms. Warn • Mr. Wishbone • The Gluttonous Beast
Auspicious Restaurant (list)	Mr. Bleach • Mr. Chomp • Mr. Chonk • Ms. Double • Mrs. Eeper • Mr. Ghost Ms. Meteor • Ms. Milk • Mr. Oreo • Ms. Owl • Ms. Note • Ms. Polar Mr. Pumpkin • Mr. Silk • Mr. Snakeskin • Mr. Sunflower • Mr. Swole • Mr. Drumstick
Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ (list)	Mr. Chocomilk • Mr. Cow • Mr. Despair • Ms. Dip • Ms. Dot • Mr. Excavator Ms. Glare • Ms. Mouse • Mr. Moustache • Ms. Nuke • Ms. Pacman • Mr. Panda Mr. Porcupine • Mr. Sandwich • Mr. Snack • Ms. Snack • Ms. Tortilla • Mr. Wet Mr. Zeus • The Snack Children
Baldie Carrot, the Cats' Protector (list)	Dr. House • Mr. Blanket • Mr. Blotch • Mr. Dao • Ms. Exclamation Mark • Ms. Fierce • Mr. Horseshoe • Ms. Rattle • Mr. Squeeze • Mr. Sweetpea • Mr. Virtue
App Only Feeder Cats (list)	Ms. Leopard • Ms. Sleep • Ms. Mom • Soup Dumpling • Mr. Shock • Mrs. Gaia • The Titans Mrs. Chlorine • Boron, Carbon, Gold • Mrs. Dress • Mr. Edo • Mr. Slam
Unlisted Cats (list)	Mr. Bear • Ms. Bowlie • Mr. Brave • Mr. Fear • Ms. Jaundice • Ms. Big • Mr. Cream
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