Ms. Jeff

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Ms. Jeff

Ms. Jeff smiling
Other name(s) Jeff The Killer, Jeffy, Laidback Cat (悠闲猫)
Breed Domestic Shorthair
Coat Red (orange) with High White Spotting
Sex Female
Rarity Common
Occupation Mysterious Mass Murder, War Criminal, The Swarm Killer
Appearance Sometimes creepy, sometimes cute
Personality Unnerving
First known sighting March 27, 2024
Relations
Parents Unknown
Siblings Mr. Anomaly (presumed)
Partner None
Children None
Other The Swarm (rivalry)

Ms. Jeff is a cat first documented around March 27, 2024 at the Little Wanderer’s Paradise feeder. Her remarkable smile is similar to that of the internet creepypasta character Jeff the Killer, which inspired her name.

Behavior

Ms. Jeff can often be seen lounging in the feeder, either loafing comfortably or sprawled out on her back to keep cool. She can be restless and will sometimes abruptly leave the feeder as if investigating something. During these investigations, Ms. Jeff has a tendency to strike stunning poses.

She sometimes shares the company of Mr. Anomaly. Their resemblance suggests that the two may be related. They have been observed performing visual illusions together, but their combined power has not been fully researched.

Appearance

Ms. Jeff has a short, mostly white coat with orange tabby patches on her ears, tail, back, and legs. The most distinct patch on her back is a neat oval set into a larger one below it.

The corners of her mouth are strongly curved upward, which is most apparent when she takes certain positions. At rest, this gives her the appearance of a pleasant smile, which is complemented by her amber eyes and pink nose. Based on her startling transition from uncanny to cute, it is theorized she possesses shapeshifting abilities.

 
Cat from above

Sightings

March 2024

  • March 27, 2024: Around 11:41 AM (LFT) Ms. Jeff was first sighted, showing off her unusual smile to the English-speaking community. She was seen peering out of the feeder until a generous donation of snacks turned her into an adorable little guy. She ate vigorously.
  • March 28, 2024: At 07:50 AM (LFT), Ms. Jeff was observed snoozing in the feeder, tossing and turning in her eep.
  • March 31, 2024: At 01:17 PM (LFT), Ms. Jeff was seen in the company of Mr. Anomaly. By some unknown magic, Ms. Jeff was duplicated and present on both sides of the feeder. (Skeptics offer that she was merely reflected in plastic.)

April 2024

  • April 03, 2024: At 05:25 PM (LFT), she approached the feeder from behind at a very rapid pace, ate for less than two minutes, and left promptly.

May 2024

  • May 07, 2024: At around 05:00 AM (LFT), she went to the feeder and took a light nap before kibble was dispensed. Unknown to Jeff, the feeder was currently occupied by The Swarm. She killed of a large amount of the swarm.


(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

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