Mrs. Kirby

Mrs. Kirby

Ms. Kirby herself
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Calico
Sex	Female
Rarity	Very common
Occupation	Loafing and being a professional boxer (attacking any cat)
Appearance	Brown and orange calico with a very soft face and a kirby-shaped collection of blobs on her back.
Personality	Feisty, silly. Territorial (when greeted upon another cat when visiting the feeder)
First known sighting	February 4th (most likely)
Relations
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown
Partner	Currently unknown
Children	Unknown until she gives birth (or looses weight)

Mrs. Kirby is a common visitor to the feeding station, known for her cute face and distinct markings that look like Kirby. She is also known for being the most dominant cat, picking fights with everyone including Mr. Fresh himself. It is an unconfirmed rumor in the chat that Mrs. Kirby had been poisoned and thus is very unsure and careful about eating. This anxiety was pictured on February 4 in the 'staring forward' picture, in which for a strange number of seconds she sat in front of the feeder staring. The community wishes Mrs. Kirby only the best health.

Mrs. Kirby staring forward

Some members in the discord server believe that Mrs. Kirby is pregnant due to her size, how much she eats and the way she acts around other cats (feisty).

Mrs. Kirby has been named from Ms. To Mrs. Kirby due to her 100% being pregnant. (unknown father currently)

Mrs. Kirby staring at the camera like how Mr. Snack does

Mrs. Kirbys weight chart showing how big she has gotten

Behavior

Mrs. Kirby is a feisty cat as she sees the feeder as her territory. If she finds another cat eating when she comes in, she kicks them out immediately. The only cat for whom she showed mercy was The Gluttonous Beast, because he was still a kitten. She did let him know though, that she was really mad.

Appearance

rMrs. Kirby seen from above. You can see the Kirby-shaped blobs on her back

Sightings

On February 7th, Mrs. Kirby attacked Mr. Fluff, causing him to scream in terror and run away.

On February 8th Mrs. Kirby had a fight with Mr. Brawl and somehow won.

On February 9th, Mrs. Kirby attacked Mr. Beef and Mr. Chess while they were eating, scaring them away.

On February 10th, The Gluttonous Beast poked and spooked Mrs. Kirby, her only nerf.

On February 22nd, she was spotted again and ate briefly, staring at the camera several times.

On February 23rd, 2:50 AM CST (local feeder time), she was spotted waiting for her turn at the feeder before scaring off Mr. Bald

On February 23, 10:10 AM CST (local feeder time), she was spotted cautiously walking up to the feeder to get some snacks.

On February 24, 21:16 PM CST (local feeder time), she ate for a bit and then loafed in the new carpet for close to 20 minutes, more than most cats do.

On February 24, 11:03 AM CST (local feeder time) she showed up and loafed for over 15 minutes.

On February 24, 11:35 PM CST (local feeder time) she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes then was scared off by something

Gallery

Mrs. Kirby looking absolutely horrified and scared out of her gourd

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  Mrs. Kirby hits Ms. Chess with a left hook

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  Mrs. Kirby launching herself at Mr. Fluff

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  Mrs. Kirby looking like she just witnessed something horrible

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  Mrs. Kirby and the voices (GIF)

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  Mrs. Kirby stare deeply

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  Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera while loafing

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  Mrs. kirby loafing, making her shaped like an egg. (this may be either size or being pregnant)

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  Mrs. Kirbys stomach from the side

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  Mrs. Kirbys stomach size as of 2/24/24 (Late stage pregnancy or morbidly obese)

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  Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera like the voices came back (GIF)

List of feeders and their cats  Happy Canteen (list) Brother Valentine • Dr. Smudge • Goobert • Lil Ms. Scallywag • Little Scraggly Guy Mr. Airplane • Ms. Angel • Mr. Anxiety • Mr. Bald • Mr. Bean • Mr. Beef • Mr. Beetle Ms. Burnt • Mr. Butter • Ms. Camo • Ms. Chess • Mr. Chicken • Ms. Chunky Mr. Cool Cucumber • Mr. Croissant • Mr. Crumb • Mr. Crunch • Mr. Doom • Mr. Dot Mr. Egg • Mr. Fat • Mr. Fluff • Mr. Fresh • Mr. Gentleman • Ms. Halo • Ms. Honk Ms. Inception • Mr. Island • Mr. Janitor • Ms. Kibble • Ms. Kirby • Ms. Lag Ms. Loop • Mr. Lung • Ms. Midnight • Mr. Miner • Mr. Monochrome • Mr. Nervous Mr. Normal • Mr. One • Ms. Paint • Mr. Patch • Mr. Piss • Mr. Plump • Ms. Pretty Mrs. Princess • Ms. Puke • Mr. Rev • Mr. Ribbon • Ms. Rust • Ms. Sad • Ms. Sleepy Mr. Sniffles • Mr. Snoob • Mr. Soggy • Mr. Sus • Ms. Takeout • Ms. Texas • Mr. Turkey Mr. Void • Ms. Warn • Mr. Wishbone • The Gluttonous Beast Auspicious Restaurant (list) Mr. Bleach • Mr. Chomp • Mr. Chonk • Ms. Double • Mrs. Eeper • Mr. Ghost Ms. Meteor • Ms. Milk • Mr. Oreo • Ms. Owl • Ms. Note • Ms. Polar Mr. Pumpkin • Mr. Silk • Mr. Snakeskin • Mr. Sunflower • Mr. Swole • Mr. Drumstick Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ (list) Mr. Chocomilk • Mr. Cow • Mr. Despair • Ms. Dip • Ms. Dot • Mr. Excavator Ms. Glare • Ms. Mouse • Mr. Moustache • Ms. Nuke • Ms. Pacman • Mr. Panda Mr. Porcupine • Mr. Sandwich • Mr. Snack • Ms. Snack • Ms. Tortilla • Mr. Wet Mr. Zeus • The Snack Children Baldie Carrot, the Cats' Protector (list) Dr. House • Mr. Blanket • Mr. Blotch • Mr. Dao • Ms. Exclamation Mark • Ms. Fierce • Mr. Horseshoe • Ms. Rattle • Mr. Squeeze • Mr. Sweetpea • Mr. Virtue App Only Feeder Cats (list) Ms. Leopard • Ms. Sleep • Ms. Mom • Soup Dumpling • Mr. Shock • Mrs. Gaia • The Titans Mrs. Chlorine • Boron, Carbon, Gold • Mrs. Dress • Mr. Edo • Mr. Slam Unlisted Cats (list) Mr. Bear • Ms. Bowlie • Mr. Brave • Mr. Fear • Ms. Jaundice • Ms. Big • Mr. Cream Main Page