Mrs. Kirby
 Mrs. Kirby herself | |
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
|---|---|
| Coat | Calico |
| Sex | Female |
| Rarity | Very common |
| Occupation | Loafing and being a professional boxer (attacking any cat) |
| Appearance | Brown and orange calico with a very soft face and a kirby-shaped collection of blobs on her back. |
| Personality | Feisty, silly. Territorial (when greeted upon another cat when visiting the feeder) |
| First known sighting | February 4th (most likely) |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | Currently unknown |
| Children | Unknown until she gives birth (or looses weight) |
Mrs. Kirby (黑鼻头, "Black Nose") is a common visitor to the feeding station, known for her cute face and distinct markings that look like Kirby. She is also known for being the most dominant cat, picking fights with everyone including Mr. Fresh himself. It is an unconfirmed rumor in the chat that Mrs. Kirby had been poisoned and thus is very unsure and careful about eating. This anxiety was pictured on February 4 in the 'staring forward' picture, in which for a strange number of seconds she sat in front of the feeder staring. The community wishes Mrs. Kirby only the best health.
Some members in the Discord server believe that Mrs. Kirby is pregnant due to her size, how much she eats, and the way she acts around other cats (feisty).
Mrs. Kirby has been renamed from Ms. to Mrs. Kirby due to her 100% being pregnant. (The father is currently unknown.)
On February 27th, Mrs. Kirby visited the feeder with a much less bloated stomach, possibly implying she gave birth.
Behavior
Mrs. Kirby is a feisty cat as she sees the feeder as her territory. If she finds another cat eating when she comes in, she kicks them out immediately. The only cat for whom she showed mercy was The Gluttonous Beast, because he was still a kitten. She did let him know that she was really mad, though.
Appearance
Mrs. Kirby is a magnificent matriarch with delicate white paws made for smacking competition for the feeder out of her way. During her (presumed) pregnancy, she was impressively round, but since the apparent birth of her kirblets/kirblings/idk what you call the spawn of a Kirby, she has slimmed back down. She has splotches of orange on her face, and the top of her head is brown with two adorable orange ears. Her body is white with brown and orange circular patches. On her lower back is her eponymous Kirby-shaped marking, a brown circle with two round orange "feet."
Sightings
On February 7th, Mrs. Kirby attacked Mr. Fluff, causing him to scream in terror and run away.
On February 8th Mrs. Kirby had a fight with Mr. Brawl and somehow won.
On February 9th, Mrs. Kirby attacked Mr. Beef and Mr. Chess while they were eating, scaring them away.
On February 10th, The Gluttonous Beast poked and spooked Mrs. Kirby, her only nerf.
On February 22nd, she was spotted again and ate briefly, staring at the camera several times.
On February 23rd, 2:50 AM CST (local feeder time), she was spotted waiting for her turn at the feeder before scaring off Mr. Bald.
On February 23, 10:10 AM CST (local feeder time), she was spotted cautiously walking up to the feeder to get some snacks.
On February 24, 21:16 PM CST (local feeder time), she ate for a bit and then loafed in the new carpet for close to 20 minutes, more than most cats do.
On February 24, 11:03 AM CST (local feeder time) she showed up and loafed for over 15 minutes.
On February 24, 11:35 PM CST (local feeder time) she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes then was scared off by something.
On February 25, 5:01 AM CST (local feeder time) she showed up and ate for around 4 minutes then was scared off by something under the feeder.
On February 27. 1:14 AM CST (feeder time) she appeared and ate out of a very full Mount Kibble for around 7 minutes, heard another cat and ran away. She looked slimmer than when last seen, leading the community to suspect she had given birth.
On February 27, 6:42 AM CST (local feeder time) she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes then left.
Gallery
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Mrs. Kirby hits Ms. Chess with a left hook.
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Mrs. Kirby launching herself at Mr. Fluff.
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Mrs. Kirby looking like she just witnessed something horrible.
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Mrs. Kirby and the voices. (GIF)
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Mrs. Kirby stare deeply.
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Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera while loafing.
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Mrs. Kirby loafing, making her shaped like an egg. (Presumably pregnant.)
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Mrs. Kirby's stomach from the side.
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Mrs. Kirby's stomach size as of 2/24/24. (Late stage pregnancy.)
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Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera like the voices came back. (GIF)
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Mrs. Kirby's stomach as of 2/25/24. (Super close to birth.)
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Due to Mrs. Kirby's pregnancy, she is now shaped like a bowling ball.
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Mrs. Kirby on 2/27/24, looking much smaller now compared to two days ago. She is assumed to have given birth in that time.
