NOT Ferncloud, NOT a theorist, just looking at the funny cats.
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Other name(s) | Thornclaw (deconfirmed), Abc to the 42nd, XxXGoobertFan69XxX, dead guy |
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Breed | Nerd |
Coat | oreng (checks out) |
Sex | Belgium |
Rarity | Common (has no life) |
Occupation | Posting controversial stuff on the internet |
Appearance | Cat |
Eye Color | gay |
Personality | Bad at reading things |
First known sighting | January of 2025 |
Relations | |
Parents | Internet |
Siblings | Unknown |
Partner | Nobody |
Children | Uhhhh none |
Other |
Favorite feeder: Please Take a Seat Favorite cat: Ms. Beetle |
I took the subway to get to Wario's Gold Mine but it fell off a cliff and lakitu had to pick up every single one of us one by one and all of my bones we broken and we had to race to see who got to live and I lost because I messed up the ultra shortcut so I died in reel laif
There's too many awesome cats I wish I could just show all of them off here but ain't nobody's looking at my top 100 cat pictures.
Mainly documenting cats from the unpopular Please Take a Seat feeder.
Who the hell is this guy?
All you need to know is I like cats and I have no life (I try to update guess the cat at least once a day). Trying to get more footage of Mr. Doubt.
Cool image gallery by yours truly
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Goobert corndog allegations
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Mr. Doubt Doubting
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Mr. Wishbone video essay
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Man this kibble looking mad fine today
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nvm this sucks i'm outta here
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TGB how could you...
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Mr. Weep munching ravenously
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What they don't want you to know about Mr. Ears...
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Mr. Fresh looking distraught (he's being overdramatic)
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Mr. Doubt gets exposed, featuring Mr. Fresh
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Mrs. Chunky making a cute face
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Mrs. Kirby's Apology Video is DIGITAL GARBAGE...
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Ms. Rise saw something interesting trough the feeder
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Mr. Weep Confronts His IMPERSONATOR...
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Mr. Groovy shuts off the lights and teleports away
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Brother Calm Is NOT WHO YOU THINK...
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Unidentified cat at Abandoned Angel. Let's hope he comes back soon.
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Mr. Sus REVEALS His TRUE INTENTIONS...
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Dragonfly CONFRONTS The VOICES...
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Monochrome doing the wow
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Mr. Gummy Controversy EXPLAINED...
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Yogurt munching gently
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The Mt. Kibble Situation EXPLAINED...
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A corndog has been spotted
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THIS CAT is kind of cute
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How goobert do you feel today?
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How gluttonous do you feel today?
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I think something's wrong
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Which Kirby are you today?
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Disaster struck while nobody was looking
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Mr. Gummy watching his last braincell fly away
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How fluffy do you feel today?
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Welcome to Please Take a Seat
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Found these two loaves at a random feeder
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Lookout judges you
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Eepy boy
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Orange gang spotted at Yishan Stray Cat Base No. 4
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WHY IS KITTY LOOK SADS
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Omnomnomnomomnomnonmnomn
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Get kibbled
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What led to this situation
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Random kitty found in a supposedly empty feeder
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HSC in Australia
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Please Take a Seat's new bowl after the usual feeder was vandalized
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Romance jumpscare
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Mr. Honk VIOLATES PERSONAL SPACE...
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So silly
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Mr. Rocket didn't want us to know he was there
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Ms. Dust (I think) peeking
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Kirby clone at Abandoned Angel
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Tipsy is such a goob
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PLEASE TAKE A SEAT IS ALIVE
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Mx. Willow looking eepy
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Cha cha real smooth!

Cats I plan to make pages for
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Chestnut (2 sightings)
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Mr. Crescent (2 sighting)
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Mr. Rocket (Enough sightings)
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Mx. Snoop (Potentially, no good image)
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Please Take a Seat feeder (Soon)
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Spotfur (Enough sightings)
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Mx. Australia (2 i think)
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Sea Salt (Enough sightings)
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that one (1 sighting)
My sandbox (probably a WIP page)
My completed pages
My favorite cats!
Honorable mentions:
- Mrs. Carpet for being the only cat to rival TGB's unsatiable appetite
- Ms. Patches for having funny gallery images
- Fried Rice Brother for showing off his truly amazing digging abilities
LOOK AT THE CAT.
I'm biased
A cat nobody knows but makes a great display of silly behavior.
Please do press to watch the gif.

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