Mrs. Kirby
Mrs. Kirby (黑鼻头, "Black Nose Tip") is a common visitor to the feeding station, known for her cute face and distinct markings that look like Kirby. She is also known for being the most dominant cat, picking fights with everyone including Mr. Fresh himself. It is an unconfirmed rumor in the chat that Mrs. Kirby had been poisoned and thus is very unsure and careful about eating. This anxiety was pictured on February 4 in the 'staring forward' picture, in which for a strange number of seconds she sat in front of the feeder staring. The community wishes Mrs. Kirby only the best health.
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Some members in the Discord server believe that Mrs. Kirby is pregnant due to her size, how much she eats, and the way she acts around other cats (feisty).
Mrs. Kirby has been renamed from Ms. to Mrs. Kirby due to her 100% being pregnant. (The father is currently unknown.)
On February 27th, Mrs. Kirby visited the feeder and still appeared pregnant, but less bloated than last time.
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Behavior
Mrs. Kirby is a feisty cat as she sees the feeder as her territory. If she finds another cat eating when she comes in, she kicks them out immediately. The only cat for whom she showed mercy was The Gluttonous Beast, because he was still a kitten. She did let him know that she was really mad, though.
Appearance
Mrs. Kirby is a magnificent matriarch with delicate white paws made for smacking competition for the feeder out of her way. During her (presumed) pregnancy, she was impressively round, but since the apparent birth of her kirblets, she has slimmed back down. She has splotches of orange on her face, and the top of her head is brown with two adorable orange ears. Her body is white with brown and orange circular patches. On her lower back is her eponymous Kirby-shaped marking, a brown circle with two round orange "feet."
Sightings
- 02/07/2024: Mrs. Kirby attacked Mr. Fluff, causing him to scream in terror and run away.
- 02/08/2024: Mrs. Kirby had a fight with Mr. Brawl and somehow won.
- 02/09/2024: Mrs. Kirby attacked Mr. Beef and Mr. Chess while they were eating, scaring them away.
- 02/10/2024: The Gluttonous Beast poked and spooked Mrs. Kirby, her only nerf.
- 02/22/2024: She was spotted again and ate briefly, staring at the camera several times.
- 02/23/2024: At 2:50 AM CST (local feeder time), she was spotted waiting for her turn at the feeder before scaring off Mr. Bald. The same day at 10:10 AM CST (local feeder time), she was spotted cautiously walking up to the feeder to get some snacks.
- 02/24/2024: At 1:16 AM CST (local feeder time), she ate for a bit and then loafed in the new carpet for close to 20 minutes, more than most cats do. The same day at 11:03 AM CST (local feeder time), she showed up and loafed for over 15 minutes. Also the same day at 11:35 PM CST (local feeder time), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes then was scared off by something.
- 02/25/2024: Around 5:01 AM CST (local feeder time), she showed up and ate for around 4 minutes then was scared off by something under the feeder.
- 02/27/2024: Around 1:14 AM CST (feeder time), she appeared and ate out of a very full Mount Kibble for around 7 minutes, heard another cat and ran away. The same day at 6:42 AM CST (local feeder time), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes then left.
- 02/28/2024: At 10:31 AM CST (local feeder time), she showed and ate for around 5 minutes then left.
- 02/29/2024: At around 11:00 PM (Local cam time), She shows up when Mr. Doom is eating, and waits patiently while he finishes his meal. Mr. Doom hisses at her, then continues to eat, then he leaves.
- 03/01/2024: At 12:31 AM (Local feeder time), Mrs. Kirby showed up while Mr. Dot was eating, she meowed and Mr. Dot quickly ran away. She also hissed at an unidentified tabby cat. The same day at 11:49 AM (local feeder time), Mrs. Kirby showed up and waited patiently for Mr. Smudge to finish his meal.
- 03/02/2024: At 4:28 PM (CST), Mrs. Kirby was slapped by Goobert while waiting for him to finish eating.
- 03/04/2024: Around 5:39 AM (Local feeder time), Mrs. Kirby got into a stare-off with Mr. Beef, who attempted to slap her while she was eating, but was too afraid to do so. The same day at 11:17 PM (CST), Mrs. Kirby was sighted at the feeder.
- 03/05/2024: Around 12:52 AM (CST), Mrs. Kirby scared off an orange cat (identity currently unknown), before taking her place at the feeder.
(Note: Some cat sightings are not written or recorded due to either the cat is a common visitor or no wiki editors were online during the time of their appearance).
Gallery
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Mrs. Kirby hits Ms. Chess with a left hook.
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Mrs. Kirby launching herself at Mr. Fluff.
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Mrs. Kirby looking like she just witnessed something horrible.
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Mrs. Kirby and the voices. (GIF)
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Mrs. Kirby stare deeply.
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Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera while loafing.
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Mrs. Kirby loafing, making her shaped like an egg. (Presumably pregnant.)
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Mrs. Kirby's stomach from the side.
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Mrs. Kirby's stomach size as of 2/24/24. (Late stage pregnancy.)
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Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera like the voices came back. (GIF)
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Mrs. Kirby's stomach as of 2/25/24. (Super close to birth.)
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Due to Mrs. Kirby's pregnancy, she is now shaped like a bowling ball.
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Mrs. Kirby on February 27th, 2024. (Still pregnant)
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Mrs. Kirby is sad.