User:AWIKIEDITOR/Sandbox
User:AWIKIEDITOR/Sandbox • User:AWIKIEDITOR • User:AWIKIEDITOR/Sandbox2
 Germany staring directly at our souls | |
| Other name(s) | Poopinayor |
|---|---|
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Brown Tabby |
| Sex | Neutered Male |
| Active | Unknown |
| Occupation | Retired pisser |
| Appearance | Brown tabby with low white spotting and a slightly scraggly look |
| Eye Color | Green |
| Personality | Big balls (not literally) |
| First known sighting |
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| Relations | |
| Other | Mrs. Iceland (Possibly his mate) |
Mr. Germany is a cat that frequents the Catman Cafe. He is primairly known for his stomatitis and pissing incidents. He has pissed in the feeder a total of 14 times.
Fortunately for him, sometime around the end of December, 2024, he was TNRed and would return looking way much healthier (and without balls, of course).
Behavior
His behavior, just like his looks, is shitty ; not because he is mean with other cats, but rather because he had the bad habit of pissing in the Feeder. Fortunately for the health of the other visitors, he eventually stopped doing it, although Mr. Portugal would end up picking it up instead like if it's a curse.
Unholy actions aside, he is actually pretty friendly with the other visitors, often sitting alongside them. He hasn't engaged in a single fight with other visitors or even raised a hand in self defense. This is combined with how he has balls of steel, as he has sat next to Mr. France (A division 1 meany) alongside other fight-prone visitors.
Appearance
He is a somewhat-chunky brown tabby with a few white spots, which are at his neck and paws. His stomatitis causes him to look a bit… shitty, and of course, depending on the date he may look more scraggly than earlier or later sightings.
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Germany from above
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Germany from above, tail included
Sightings
June 2024
- June 13, 2024: He would sit patiently waiting for food. Once it arrived, he stood up and started eating it. He would then sit again and then try to leave, but he stopped because another donation arrived, which he proudly ate. Unfortunately for him, he was Snacked, something that he seemed to not like, because he left the Cat House after that. During his stay, he was accompanied by a Snail buddy.
- June 14, 2024: Germany showed up for the second time, looking at the camera with his brainless eyes. After that, suddendly a neuron in his brain clicked, and he realized that he should start eating, which is exactly what he did. After munching for a good while, he decided to lie down calmly and pass the time chilling.
- June 16, 2024: He sat looking at the donated food, and after a hot minute of thinking, started eating. He would be attacked by a kibble donation that landed on his head. He started lying calmly, until a snack donation landed at The Dispenser, which he started eating.
- 9 Hours Later: Germany returned, and would sit looking at the camera for a long time, until he decided to go and eat a bit of Kibble. A few minutes later (around 20-30 mins), he was standing up when Mrs. Iceland came in, sniffed his butt and left. This would be the first time the German-Iceland friendship was noticed.
- June 20, 2024: Germany ate for a bit, pissed on the food & Ants at The Dispenser and left. This marked the start of Germany's pissing incidents, although they would go mostly unnoticed until the wretched event that happened in July 16
- 14 Minutes Later: Germany ate for a few minutes until moving his jaw became too tiring and he sat looking at us through the front camera. This is the day where people realized that he is male (He was frequently called Miss/Ms. Germany before this).
- June 22, 2024: Mr. Germany showed up.
- An Hour Later: Germany appeared again. He would walk up to The Dispenser and smell it a bit, then lie down and right after that moved his body up to the Bowl and began munching.
- June 23, 2024: The German mister appeared and looked sad :(.
- 14 minutes later: he decided to try some of the dispensed food and see if it turned his mood around, but the result was not what he expected: He got angry at the kibble's quality, and decided to piss on the food in order to show his discontent.
- 5 and a Quarter Hours Later: Germany returned, with the hope that the food improved, but was met with the same old kibble. He decided to piss yet again. After his unproper behavior, he went for a drink of water, but then stopped himself to avoid further dissapointment and left.
July 2024
- July 7, 2024: Mr. Germany would take part in the battle agaisnt the recently formed Mount Snack. Unfortunately, this heroic act of heroism was never documented.
- July 14, 2024: Mr. Germany “Destroyer of Snack Mounts” appeared alongside his probably mate, Mrs. Iceland. He would sit alongside her, and look at a random direction. After some time passed and some Kibble donations dropped, he decided to stop sitting, although he would not start fully standing, remaining in a pretty weird position. He stayed like this for a few seconds, likely thinking about if he should, or should not leave ; this state of confusion was broken when his tricolored companion Iceland sneezed, which caused him to leave, likely in order to avoid catching the flu.
- 3 Hours Later: Mr. Greece decided to hiss at Germany.
- July 16, 2024: Germany peacefully ate at the Feeder while Iceland stayed squatting similarly to the Piraeus Lion. All was going well, but then, Germany stopped moving his jaw, moved his body a 180º angle, and pissed on the food. And thus, Germany's reputation was forever tarnished, thousands of good deeds tainted by an act so wretched and foul that the title given to him for his war efforts (that never existed) was revoked as a punishment in an act of justice for his wicked bio-terroristic actions agaisnt the stomach of the dozens of cats that visit the “Cafe”. Unfortunately, the tragedy continues on this terror-filled morning of early summer, as his Scandinavian Mate would reach for the Bowl after the villanous german left and started eating. This is likely why Germany and Mrs. Iceland have distanced themselves after this catastrophic culinary disaster.
August 2024
- August 28, 2024: Mr. Germany showed up, his stomatitis clearly worsening, as he now had a pretty poopy face.
September 2024
- September 9, 2024: Germany appeared, sitting in front of The Dispenser similarly to how he has done in the previous sighting. A notable incident that happened during his stay was that the Feeder's light flashbanged him.
- September 15, 2024: After Ms. Switzerland left the Cat House, Germany would enter and smell-test the food. It is likely he started eating after that.
October 2024
- October 12, 2024 Germany lied down on the base of the palm tree near the Cat House, simply enjoying the fresh air and cozy atmosphere while sunbathing under the spiky canopy above. There were two cats present at the same time, these being Mrs. France, who was at the opposite side of Germany ; and Mr. Belgium, inside the Feeder which is in the middle of both cats.
- 10 minutes passed by, and Germany's brain received a message from his stomach: “Hey bro give me some food!”. Thus, he elevated his belly, started moving his brown-tainted tabby legs and went up to the Bowl, and start munching down on the donated treats. He decided to stay at the Feeder, as he didn't want to walk the 0.25m distance in between the Stray Cat Feeder and palm tree. Around that time, his stomatitis instincts kicked in, making him stare soulessly into the camera, just like how Türkiye would do during his arc at The Auspicious Restaurant. He would keep his brainless behavior for most of the remaining hour of his stay, ocassionally standing up or changing his position. During the sixty minutes he spent on looking at the camera, a cat (probably Mr. France) would come over and peek on Germany out of curiosity, and was met by even more confusion when discovering that he was simply staring at The Dispenser.
- October 14, 2024: Germany showed up, having a poopy face (that damned stomatitis demon acting up again).
March 2025
- March 1, 2025: The Caretaker was fed up by the antics of that stupid stomatitis, and decided to take action themselves, as Germany had little to no way of stopping it. During the 5-month hiatus, in which the less informed international viewers even though he could've passed away, Germany's condition would significantly improve, and his balls would be gone thanks to a TNR procedure. After this massive health glow-up, he came back triunfantly, without any poopy faces or stomatitis soup. Although he has almost fully gotten rid of the stomatitis, he still has kept the habit of staring at the camera, although this time he looked like he had thoughts behind those olive eyes instead of soullessly looking at a recording device with 2 viewers.
- March 26, 2025: Germany came over, looked at our souls and then decided that it wasn't worth looking any more at the viewer's inner spirits and left.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Germany after losing a braincell
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Germany thinking very seriously (they lost a braincell and are taking a bit longer than usual)
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The silly! p:
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Germany and his Mate
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Germany leaving after they forgot how to turn around (GIF)
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The light of an angel
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Germany, Mrs. Austria and Mr. Belgium, all peacefully chilling
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Silly Germany thinks he's a lion
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He is desperately trying to stay awake
