Mr. Piss

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Mr. Piss
Other name(s) Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk
Breed Domestic Shorthair
Coat Orange Tabby Cat
Sex Male
Rarity Uncommon
Occupation Pretending to be Mr. Fresh, peeing in feeder
Appearance Really similar to Mr. Fresh, but he's not spicier to look at
Personality Sassy and pissy
First known sighting February 8th, 2024
Relations
Parents Unknown
Siblings Unknown
Partner None
Children None
Other In the Piss Alliance with Mr. Chicken and maybe Mr. Fresh too

Mr. Piss is an all-orange cat. On February 4th, at approximately 4:20PM EST, Mr. Piss thought it would be a good idea to take a small pee into the feeder. He then proceeded to have a verbal fight with another cat off-screen. What an inconsiderate lad.

He won as the 3rd most favorite cat in the Hello Street Cat (EN) 2nd Weekly Fan Poll

Behavior

He is a common cat and his defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for Mr. Beef, not because they look anything alike but because Mr. Piss is also a complete asshole. He pissed all over the fucking food.

Appearance

He is mistaken for many other cats for being mostly orange, but what is unique about him is that he's completely orange (although his paws and chin are slightly white tinted). Also, his right ear has a scar that has been mistaken for a TNR ear-tip.

Mr. Piss can easily be confused with Mr. Normal, but there are slight differences in their patterns which can be used to identify them

 
Comparison of Mr. Piss and Fresh Impostor

Sightings

  • February 8th, 2024: Known as his first known sighting.
  • February 13th, 2024 around 19:11 CET approached Little Scraggly Guy and growled at him while eating
  • March 1st, 2024: At 12:53 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short period of time
  • March 6th, 2024: At 8:53 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short time and then pissing a little in the feeder
  • March 7th, 2024: At 9:59 AM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was on the ground about to enter the feeder while Mr. Rev was inside. Mr. Rev screamed at him but Mr. Piss didn't care and slowly entered the feeder and calmly ate while Mr. Rev was still yowling quietly. After about a minute, Mr. Rev gave up and left.
  • March 9th, 2024: At 1:19 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a second time.


(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Catspiracy Theory

It has been theorized that Mr. Piss and Mr. Brawl are the exact same cat.

It has also been theorized that Fresh Impostor might be also Mr. Piss, so Mr. Piss, Mr. Brawl and Fresh Impostor might have been the same cat all along.

However, the community has now decided that Fresh Impostor is indeed Mr. Piss. It has also been decided that Mr. Piss is the same cat as Mr. Brawl.

Gallery

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Mr. Piss committing the act for a second time.

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