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{{CatInfobox|name=John|image=John-munching.gif|caption=This is John|other_names=John I, OG John, Clown Baby (In China)|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=White bicolor dotted with black spots|sex=Male|rarity=Uncommon|occupation= The Don|personality=john|first_sighting=Unknown|parents=Has an unnamed mother|partner=Unknown|siblings=Doe (brother)|children=None|other_relations=Unknown|}}
{{CatInfobox|name=John|image=John-munching.gif|caption=John, the Destroyer of Universes |other_names=John I, OG John, 丑猫 (lit. "Ugly Cat"), 丑宝 (lit. "Ugly Baby", could also be "Clown Baby"), 嗨皮 (Happy) Johnny, Ms. John|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Black with High White Spotting|sex=Female|rarity= Unseeable|occupation= universal threat |appearance=White dotted with black. Unique markings around eyes, making her appear constantly sad.|eye_color=Amber|personality=Paranoid, john|first_sighting=Unknown|parents=[[Lookout]] (mother)|partner=None|siblings=[[Doe]] (brother)}}
'''John''' is a smaller cat that looks like a picture of Vito Corleone. Despite the male name, John is a female cat. She was seen at [[John's Canteen]] '''(噜米小食堂)''', but the feeder is now out of service.


'''John''' is a smaller cat that looks like a picture of Vito Corleone. He is seen at [[John's Canteen]] '''(噜米小食堂)'''.  
== Behavior ==
John is typically very nervous, and she frequently pauses while eating to check her surroundings. She can be seen snuggling with her brother [[Doe]], but isn't a huge fan of other cats.  


== Appearance ==
== Appearance ==
John is a bicolour white and black spotted cat. His most unique and distinguishable feature is the black spot pattern on his nose.
John is a bicolor white and black spotted cat with vivid yellow-orange eyes. Her most unique and distinguishable feature is the black spot pattern on her nose and over eyes. Much like a Rorschach test, John’s anomalous visage is interpreted differently from viewer to viewer.  


== Behavior ==
John has also been known to take the form of a shallow brown bowl when startled.
John
 
[[File:John-back.webp|none|thumb|207x207px|John: Top view]]


== Sightings ==
== Sightings ==
Many of John's sightings have not been recorded due to his popularity within the English community.


* '''March 11, 2024:''' At 5:13 AM (CST), John was seen munching on kibbles. He would subsequently go in and out of the feeder for the next few minutes.
=== '''March 2024''' ===
* '''March 13, 2024:''' At 9:11 PM (CST), John was spotted eating at the feeder. He would come back at 4:12 AM (CST), to continue his meal.
* '''March 11, 2024:''' At 05:13 AM (LFT), John was seen munching on kibbles. She would subsequently go in and out of the feeder for the next few minutes.
* '''March 13, 2024:''' At 09:11 PM (LFT), John was spotted eating at the feeder. She would come back at 04:12 AM (LFT), to continue her meal.


* '''March 14, 2024:''' At 8:00 PM (CST), John eats out of the feeder.
* '''March 14, 2024:''' At 08:00 PM (LFT), John ate out of the feeder.


* '''March 15, 2024:''' At: 7:10 PM (CST), John eats out of the newly installed food bowl in the feeder.
* '''March 15, 2024:''' At 07:10 PM (LFT), John ate out of the newly installed food bowl in the feeder.


* '''March 16, 2024:''' At 5:18 PM (CST), John walked into the feeder.
* '''March 16, 2024:''' At 05:18 PM (LFT), John walked into the feeder. At 08:21 AM (LFT), John briefly ate from the feeder before leaving.
** At 8:21 AM (CST), John briefly eats from the feeder and leaves.


* '''March 18, 2024:''' At 02:15 AM (LFT), John was seen taking mouthfuls of the kibble and eating it outside the feeder. She appeared a bit more nervous than usual.
* '''March 20, 2024:''' At 09:30 PM (LFT), John made several trips to and from the food bowl, often lying down just outside the cat house.
* '''March 23, 2024:''' At 06:17 PM (LFT), John was seen eating some kibbles, sometimes distracted by noises.
* '''March 28, 2024:''' At around 03:40 AM (LFT), John appeared to munch on some kibble, getting distracted several times, but nonetheless finishing her meal and leaving.
=== April 2024 ===
* '''April 16, 2024:''' At around 07:00 PM (LFT), John appeared extremely paranoid and spent several minutes eating, stopping to look around every few seconds. She ran away after.
* '''April 25, 2024:''' John's feeder, [[John's Canteen]], was decommissioned by its caretaker.
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{{Sighting Disclaimer}}


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:John-face.jpg|John's face
File:John-face.jpg|John's Face
File:John-side.webp|John's side
File:John-side.webp|John: Side view
File:John-back.webp|John's back
File:John-and-brother.webp|John with [[Doe|her brother]] towering over.
File:John-and-brother.webp|John and his brother towering over
File:John the being.png|John looking like she's gonna kill you. (She is.)
File:John the being.png|John looking like he's gonna kill you.
File:John when hes about to KILL YOU.png|John staring into the feeder, unimpressed.
File:John58.png|John: Side profile
File:John-gets-turned-into-bowl.gif|A wizard turns John into a wooden bowl '''(GIF)'''
File:John being silly.png|alt=John being silly as usual. (do NOT trust him) hi yahi if your reading htis          :) this goes away soon|John being silly as usual. (Do NOT trust her. And give her food.)
File:Meow.camera 4599640492759068497 1713265386907.png|Between fear and hunger, she chose to eat in fear.
File:John 1-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif|John on April 16th, 2024.
File:John 2-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif|John checking if the coast is clear, then eating.
File:Johnnn.png|John peeking out from under a plastic sheet.
File:Meoerajohn.png|John overlooking Mt. Kibble.
File:JoHn.png|John looking at us like we owe her money
</gallery>
</gallery>
{{Cat Footer}}
 
{{JCCF}}
[[category:Cats]]
[[category:Memes]]
[[Category:Females]]
[[Category:Black and White]]

Latest revision as of 21:47, 22 October 2024

John

John, the Destroyer of Universes
Other name(s) John I, OG John, 丑猫 (lit. "Ugly Cat"), 丑宝 (lit. "Ugly Baby", could also be "Clown Baby"), 嗨皮 (Happy) Johnny, Ms. John
Breed Domestic Shorthair
Coat Black with High White Spotting
Sex Female
Rarity Unseeable
Occupation universal threat
Appearance White dotted with black. Unique markings around eyes, making her appear constantly sad.
Eye Color Amber
Personality Paranoid, john
First known sighting Unknown
Relations
Parents Lookout (mother)
Siblings Doe (brother)
Partner None
Children None

John is a smaller cat that looks like a picture of Vito Corleone. Despite the male name, John is a female cat. She was seen at John's Canteen (噜米小食堂), but the feeder is now out of service.

Behavior

John is typically very nervous, and she frequently pauses while eating to check her surroundings. She can be seen snuggling with her brother Doe, but isn't a huge fan of other cats.

Appearance

John is a bicolor white and black spotted cat with vivid yellow-orange eyes. Her most unique and distinguishable feature is the black spot pattern on her nose and over eyes. Much like a Rorschach test, John’s anomalous visage is interpreted differently from viewer to viewer.

John has also been known to take the form of a shallow brown bowl when startled.

 
John: Top view

Sightings

March 2024

  • March 11, 2024: At 05:13 AM (LFT), John was seen munching on kibbles. She would subsequently go in and out of the feeder for the next few minutes.
  • March 13, 2024: At 09:11 PM (LFT), John was spotted eating at the feeder. She would come back at 04:12 AM (LFT), to continue her meal.
  • March 14, 2024: At 08:00 PM (LFT), John ate out of the feeder.
  • March 15, 2024: At 07:10 PM (LFT), John ate out of the newly installed food bowl in the feeder.
  • March 16, 2024: At 05:18 PM (LFT), John walked into the feeder. At 08:21 AM (LFT), John briefly ate from the feeder before leaving.
  • March 18, 2024: At 02:15 AM (LFT), John was seen taking mouthfuls of the kibble and eating it outside the feeder. She appeared a bit more nervous than usual.
  • March 20, 2024: At 09:30 PM (LFT), John made several trips to and from the food bowl, often lying down just outside the cat house.
  • March 23, 2024: At 06:17 PM (LFT), John was seen eating some kibbles, sometimes distracted by noises.
  • March 28, 2024: At around 03:40 AM (LFT), John appeared to munch on some kibble, getting distracted several times, but nonetheless finishing her meal and leaving.

April 2024

  • April 16, 2024: At around 07:00 PM (LFT), John appeared extremely paranoid and spent several minutes eating, stopping to look around every few seconds. She ran away after.
  • April 25, 2024: John's feeder, John's Canteen, was decommissioned by its caretaker.


(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery


 List of feeders and cats from John's Canteen
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