Mr. Ranzatsu
Other name(s) Mr. Half
Breed JianZhou Cat
Coat Black (brown) Bicolor Mackerel Tabby
Sex Male
Rarity Common
Occupation Nosy handyman
Appearance Tiger-daschund-emo-cat-creature
Personality Cat-pleaser,oblivious
First known sighting May 09, 2024
Relations
Parents Mr. Yap & Ms. Puzzle(Theorized)
Siblings Ms. Shadowheart(Theorized)
Partner Ms. Weed
Children None
Other The Yapsters

Mr. Ranzatsu is a curious fella who visits the Abandoned Angel and the It's Mimi! (是咪咪呀!) feeder. He's named after the Japanese word for "messy", as he looks like a white cat that got brown paint poured over it's back and dripped down his face.

Behavior

Mr. Ranzatsu is a cat who aims to please, and never understands when his attempts to do so aren't working. He will tinker with the feeder trying to get more food to drop, not noticing another cat trying to use the feeder is about to smack him out of frustration. He will try to jailbreak the other cars out, while they're trying to murder him through the bars. He does have a good relationship with Ms. Weed, who is his partner (in some way, they have a very socially awkward dynamic), and with Ms. Goofy. There three of them can often be seen spreading silliness strategically with each other at the feeder.

However, is this perhaps all a facade?? Is he actually a genius?? He has been shown numerous times using his paws to grab specific items like a person would, which no other cats at the feeder do. This behavior has led him to easily be the most efficient eater at the feeder. He also loves trying to figure out the human placed things at the feeder, even if his attempts aren't the most logical...

Appearance

Mr. Ranzatsu has a white and brown coat with distinct patches of color, with dark stripes on those patches. His face is predominantly white with a brown patch above his right eye, extending to the ear and head. His left ear is a mix of white and brown. He has a significant amount of brown on his back, with white underbelly and legs. He has a raccoon patterned tail. His left ear is TNR marked. He has a goofy looking lanky bodybuild.

 
Mr. Ranzatsu from above
 
Mr. Ranzatsu using his paw as a hand.

Sightings

May 2024

  • May 09, 2024: Around 7:00 AM (LFT) Mr. Ranzatsu was spotted for the first time at the feeder. He ate a little and some silly sniffy of the feeder.
  • May 10, 2024: Shortly before 1:00 PM (LFT) Mr. Ranzatsu was seen again at the feeder eating for a couple minutes before leaving.
  • May 11, 2024: At 6:41 AM (LFT) Mr. Ranzatsu dropped by the feeder for a few minutes. He grabbed a bite to eat but his weird nature was noted when he spent a minute holding one paw up as he looked at the air incredulously.
  • May 22, 2024: At 9:55 AM (LFT) Mr. Ranzatsu came to the feeder, which had been turned into a TNR setup that day. Locked within the TNR jail at the time was Ms. Isthmus. Ranzatsu being the curious people pleaser he is, valiantly got to work trying to break Ms. Isthmus out of jail. Ms. Isthmus did NOT appreciate his presence and spent the time trying to get away from Mr. Ranzatsu or trying to murder him and his bloodline through the bars. Mr. Ranzatsu, somehow, was very oblivious to this hostility.
  • May 23, 2024: At 4:00 PM (LFT) Mr. Ranzatsu came to the feeder to eat. At the time there was a variety filled feast awaiting him. After taking a few big bites, Mr. Ranzatsu was displeased with the new mixture of foods. He spent the rest of his meal using his han--I mean paw, to dissect the meal.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

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 List of feeders and cats from Abandoned Angel
Cats
(list)

Mr. A AngelMr. ChromiaMr. DarkMs. DustMs. Goofy
Ms. GothMr. FiendMr. IcingMs. LookoutMr. Noir
Ms. PuzzleMr. RanzatsuMr. SeriousMr. SquintMr. Toothless
Ms. WeedMr. WeepMs. WheezeMr. YapMs. Yogurt

Feeders
(list)

5A Scenic Cat AreaA Litter of Cats Who Love Each OtherAbandoned AngelAll You Can Eat Buffet
Auspicious RestaurantBaldie Carrot, the Cats' ProtectorBlessings Be With YouBig Man's Cat Houses
Brother Fresh's Last DayBrother Fresh’s Exclusive Castle CatMojoCat House of Compassion in HeQing Town
Cat House of Compassion in HeQing TownCat Paradise 1Cats Who Love to Eat
Eat and Drink Without Worries ~ Happy Meow Island ⌯'ㅅ'⌯Eat Enough Every DayGagaxuan Canteen
GOODCATGuangzhou Lucky HouseGUCCIGuitar Cat & Robot CatHappy Canteen
Happy Canteen No.2Happy Cat House No.2Hi MeowHouse of Compassion by the Strait
Huanzi Animal Rescue Base 1John's CanteenJOJO Miaomiaowu
Kitty CornerLi XiaoMen's Feeder for Orange CatsLittle Sun Party
Little Wanderer’s ParadiseLucky 7-Eleven ⅡLucky Meow Bobo Room Feeder
MaoMao's Streetcat House of LoveMeow Meow Rub RubMeow Meow's Whine HouseMeow Wind Chime House
No Hungry Cats Left BehindOrange Cat KindergartenSanjing Brand Cat ClubSnowball Cat StationSoaring Cat
Team BingBing Helps Stray Cats Find Their Forever HomeTuxedo and Tabby SquadTechnological Cat House
Ten Thousand Kitties HouseThe SanWei Bookstore's Kitty Canteen
There's Too Much... Too Much To Finish CompletelyWarm Home Pet Sales Department
Woohoo Big Face Baga MeowXizi MaydayYishan Stray Cat BaseYouZi's Animal CanteenZz Kitten House

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