Mr. Squeeze

Mr. Squeeze
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Mr. Squeeze looking into the camera
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Black and white
Sex	Male
Rarity	Unknown
Appearance	White with black spots
Personality	Lumbering
First known sighting	March 11th, 2024 02:45 AM (LFT)
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown
Partner	None
Children	Unknown
Other	Unknown

Mr. Squeeze is a cat who frequently visits the Mr.Sweetpea/Ducks feeder. He was named on March 10th, 2024, but he was sighted at the feeder multiple times before then.

Appearance

Mr. Squeeze is notable for being incredibly large. He dwarfs most other cats such as Ms. Exclamation Mark and is even bigger than Mr. Blotch and Mr. Dao. He is the only cat whose body will fill the entirety of the feeder bowl's opening, which makes it easy to distinguish him from other large cats. He also needs to stand diagonally or sit with his back curved in order to fit in the feeder; if he stood at full length he would be longer than the feeder. He needs to squeeze into both the feeder bowl and the feeder itself, hence the name Mr. Squeeze. He has a white coat with a distinct oval blob in the center of his back.

Sightings

March 2024

March 11, 2024: At around 02:45 AM (LFT) Mr. Squeeze was first sighted, needing to squeeze his head into the feeder bowl in order to eat. At 03:44 AM (LFT) Mr. Squeeze made a second appearance alongside Mr. Blanket, sitting on the ledge next to the feeder and watching him eat.

March 12, 2024: At 03:07 AM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze appeared again alongside Ms. Exclamation Mark. He ate while Ms. Exclamation Mark watched, sitting next to him. He seemed to get agitated by this and bapped her on the chest.
March 13, 2024: At 07:10 PM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze was spotted trying to squeeze past Mr. Blanket. Mr. Blanket soon left, and he was quickly joined by Ms. Exclamation Mark and Mr. Dao, who waited for Mr. Squeeze to leave before sharing the feeder between them both. Mr. Squeeze waited on the ledge beside the feeder, possibly waiting for Mr. Dao or Ms. Exclamation Mark so they could leave together.
March 14, 2024: At 12:37 PM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze appeared again alongside Mr. Dao as they investigated the new and improved feeder for the first time. Mr. Squeeze ate first, then Mr. Dao had a turn. Mr. Squeeze was scared off by something out of view, presumably dogs, while Mr. Dao stayed for a while longer before leaving after around ten minutes.

April 2024

April 12, 2024: At 12:28 PM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze was sighted eating some kibble and sending some dirty looks at the camera before leaving.
April 26, 2024: At around 09:58 PM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze was sighted with an all-white cat (most likely Mr. Blanket). Mr. Squeeze was eating kibble, while Mr. Blanket would occasionally try to eat some. This did not work, as Mr. Squeeze kept squeezing his way back in. Thankfully, he eventually did let Mr. Blanket eat.

May 2024

May 08, 2024: At around 10:04 PM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze accidentally scared Ms. Exclamation Mark whilst she was eating after he knocked over a nearby fence.
May 09, 2024: At 05:35 PM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze was spotted eating some kibble, he went for the kibble at the back of the feeder bowl. He left at 05:42 PM (LFT) after Ms. Ink came.
May 10, 2024: At 06:10 AM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze feasted upon some freshly dispensed chicken, with another (unidentified) cat watching him in the background.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

Mr. Squeeze (right) and Ms. Exclamation Mark (left)
Mr. Squeeze (right) baps Ms. Exclamation Mark (left) on the chest.
Mr. Squeeze must stand diagonally to squeeze into the feeder.
Mr. Squeeze from above.
Mr. Squeeze, looking tranquil as ever.
Mr. Squeeze alongside Mr. Dao checking out the new upgraded feeder.
Mr. Squeeze squeezing into the old feeder.
Mr. Squeeze displays extreme cuteness.
What an adorable little guy.
Mr. Squeeze displaying his adorable eyes.

List of feeders and their cats
Happy Canteen (list)	Brother Valentine • Dr. Smudge • Goobert • Lil Ms. Scallywag • Little Scraggly Guy Mr. Airplane • Ms. Angel • Mr. Anxiety • Mr. Bald • Mr. Bean • Mr. Beef • Mr. Beetle Ms. Burnt • Mr. Butter • Ms. Camo • Ms. Chess • Mr. Chicken • Ms. Chunky Mr. Cool Cucumber • Mr. Croissant • Mr. Crumb • Mr. Crunch • Mr. Doom • Mr. Dot Mr. Egg • Mr. Fat • Mr. Fluff • Mr. Fresh • Mr. Gentleman • Ms. Halo • Ms. Honk Ms. Inception • Mr. Island • Mr. Janitor • Ms. Kibble • Ms. Kirby • Ms. Lag Ms. Loop • Mr. Lung • Ms. Midnight • Mr. Miner • Mr. Monochrome • Mr. Nervous Mr. Normal • Mr. One • Ms. Paint • Mr. Patch • Mr. Piss • Mr. Plump • Ms. Pretty Mrs. Princess • Ms. Puke • Mr. Rev • Mr. Ribbon • Ms. Rust • Ms. Sad • Ms. Sleepy Mr. Sniffles • Mr. Snoob • Mr. Soggy • Mr. Sus • Ms. Takeout • Ms. Texas • Mr. Turkey Mr. Void • Ms. Warn • Mr. Wishbone • The Gluttonous Beast
Auspicious Restaurant (list)	Mr. Bleach • Mr. Chomp • Mr. Chonk • Ms. Double • Mrs. Eeper • Mr. Ghost Ms. Meteor • Ms. Milk • Mr. Oreo • Ms. Owl • Ms. Note • Ms. Polar Mr. Pumpkin • Mr. Silk • Mr. Snakeskin • Mr. Sunflower • Mr. Swole • Mr. Drumstick
Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ (list)	Mr. Chocomilk • Mr. Cow • Mr. Despair • Ms. Dip • Ms. Dot • Mr. Excavator Ms. Glare • Ms. Mouse • Mr. Moustache • Ms. Nuke • Ms. Pacman • Mr. Panda Mr. Porcupine • Mr. Sandwich • Mr. Snack • Ms. Snack • Ms. Tortilla • Mr. Wet Mr. Zeus • The Snack Children
Baldie Carrot, the Cats' Protector (list)	Dr. House • Mr. Blanket • Mr. Blotch • Mr. Dao • Ms. Exclamation Mark • Ms. Fierce • Mr. Horseshoe • Ms. Rattle • Mr. Squeeze • Mr. Sweetpea • Mr. Virtue
App Only Feeder Cats (list)	Ms. Leopard • Ms. Sleep • Ms. Mom • Soup Dumpling • Mr. Shock • Mrs. Gaia • The Titans Mrs. Chlorine • Boron, Carbon, Gold • Mrs. Dress • Mr. Edo • Mr. Slam
Unlisted Cats (list)	Mr. Bear • Ms. Bowlie • Mr. Brave • Mr. Fear • Ms. Jaundice • Ms. Big • Mr. Cream
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