John

John, the Destroyer of Universes
Other name(s) John I, OG John, 丑猫 (lit. "Ugly Cat"), 丑宝 (lit. "Ugly Baby", could also be "Clown Baby"), 嗨皮 (Happy)
Breed Domestic Shorthair
Coat White dotted with black. Unique markings around eyes, making her appear constantly sad.
Sex Female
Rarity Uncommon
Occupation The Don
Appearance John
Eye Color Amber
Personality Paranoid
First known sighting Unknown
Relations
Parents Lookout (mother)
Siblings Doe (brother)
Partner Unknown
Children None

John is a smaller cat that looks like a picture of Vito Corleone. Despite the male name, John is a female cat. She is seen at John's Canteen (噜米小食堂).

Appearance

John is a bicolor white and black spotted cat with vivid yellow-orange eyes. Her most unique and distinguishable feature is the black spot pattern on her nose and over eyes. Much like a Rorschach test, John’s anomalous visage is interpreted differently from viewer to viewer.

John has also been known to take the form of a shallow brown bowl when startled.

Behavior

John is typically very nervous, and she frequently pauses while eating to check her surroundings. She can be seen snuggling with her brother Doe but isn't a huge fan of other cats.

Sightings

Many of John's sightings have not been recorded due to her lacking popularity within the English community.

  • March 11th, 2024: At 5:13 AM (CST), John was seen munching on kibbles. She would subsequently go in and out of the feeder for the next few minutes.
  • March 13th, 2024: At 9:11 PM (CST), John was spotted eating at the feeder. She would come back at 4:12 AM (CST), to continue her meal.
  • March 14th, 2024: At 8:00 PM (CST), John eats out of the feeder.
  • March 15th, 2024: At: 7:10 PM (CST), John eats out of the newly installed food bowl in the feeder.
  • March 16th, 2024: At 5:18 PM (CST), John walked into the feeder.
    • At 8:21 AM (CST), John briefly eats from the feeder and leaves.
  • March 18th, 2024: At 2:15 AM (CST), John was seen taking mouthfuls of the kibble and eating it outside the feeder. She appeared a bit more nervous than usual.
  • March 20th, 2024: At 9:30 PM (CST), John made several trips to and from the food bowl, often lying down just outside the cat house.
  • March 23rd, 2024: At 6:17 PM (CST), John was seen eating some kibbles, sometimes distracted by noises.
  • March 28th, 2024: At around 3:40 AM (CST), John appeared to munch on some kibble, getting distracted several times but nonetheless finishing her meal and leaving.
  • April 16th, 2024: At around 7:00 PM (CST), John appeared extremely paranoid and spent several minutes eating, stopping to look around every few seconds. She ran away after.


(Note: Some cat sightings are not recorded either due to the cat being a common visitor or not having wiki editors online during the time of their appearance).

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