Mr. Serious
 Mr. Serious emanates no-nonsense energy | |
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
|---|---|
| Coat | Black (brown) Broken Mackerel Tabby with Medium White Spotting |
| Sex | Neutured Male (Assumed) |
| Rarity | Uncommon |
| Occupation | A serious job |
| Appearance | Light spotted tabby top with white from his snout to his paws |
| Personality | Watching, Tired, Busy, Serious |
| First known sighting |
March 21st, 2024 07:22 AM (LFT) |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | None |
| Children | Ms. Goth |
Mr. Serious is a cat whose looks can kill at the Abandoned Angel feeder. Standing at a shocking 8 feet tall he towers over any kitty. His looks can conjure a primal fear in those who meet his terrorizing stern gaze, and the afflicted may only quiver in pure fear under the oppressive aura this cat gives off. Since his first sighting, his large cheeks have drastically shrunk in size.
Behaviour
Mr. Serious watches the camera like a hawk and is most definitely aware that he is being watched. Above all else, he tries to suppress his fatigue from showing; still, he lets out a series of yawns. One of his go-to positions after waiting a while is lying down and spreading out his front legs. To impress this tough cat, you will need more than treats, and don't you dare try to gain his respect by dropping measly kibble. He is a serious man who will only dine on the most serious of snacks. Some say that he is Brother Calm’s bodyguard.
Appearance
His coat is mostly white around his stomach, snout, and legs. His top and back are peppered with dots and have a distinct pattern of small darker hairs with larger darker spots in his hazelnut coat. He has a raccoon-patterned tail. Since his first sighting and suspected TNR, Mr. Serious has lost his large tomcat cheeks.
Sightings
March 2024
- March 22, 2024: At around 07:22 AM (LFT), Mr. Serious sat still in front of the feeder for several minutes until leaving after thoroughly making his presence known to the viewers. His yawns served as further confirmation of his lack of enthusiasm or interest.
June 2024
- June 02, 2024: At 05:07 AM (LFT) Mr. Serious was seen having a good nap. He was very serious about making sure his position was perfect for peak rest performance. After 7 minutes, chicken was dispensed and Mr. Serious gladly partook in it. Afterward, he gave himself a very serious grooming session. He did this for about 5 minutes and then went into serious loaf mode.
- June 05, 2024: Around 05:30 PM (LFT) Mr. Serious was spotted staring intensely into the camera, hoping to scare viewers.
- June 28, 2024: Around 3:00 PM (LFT) Mr. Serious was seriously waiting at the camera for some chicken to be dropped. As it became obvious no chicken was being dropped, Mr. Serious stared into the future generations of viewers through the camera. He left seriously disappointed.
July 2024
- July 06, 2024: At 6:07 AM (LFT) Mr. Serious arrived at the feeder, where a white cat was already eating breakfast beside it. After seriously considering if he wanted to eat beside one of the white cat masses, Mr. Serious fully entered the feeder to start eating breakfast. After only a few minutes, however, Mr. Serious decided he could not tolerate having to eat breakfast in the presence of the white cat. Thus, he gave the white cat a very serious and very long look, conveying his serious desire to be alone, and the white cat left after a few minutes of staring into the others eyes. After waiting for more chicken to drop, even napping for a bit, Mr. Serious gave up and left at 6:31 AM (LFT) in a seriously dignified manner.
- He returned again at 6:40 AM (LFT), seriously disappointed that there was no chicken but determined to wait again. He fell victim to a long 11-minute nap during this wait.
- July 12, 2024: At 12:33 PM (LFT) Mr. Serious arrived to begin his seriously long wait for snacks. After 12 minutes he realized how seriously stupid viewers were and that he'd have to wait forever to get snacks, so he begrudgingly ate some kibble.
August 2024
- August 26, 2024: After having been a regular visitor for a rather long time, it was finally Mr. Serious' turn for TNR. Since he had been in the feeder when it had the setup for TNR equipped many times before, he was easily captured in no time. He switched between seriously eating the available feast and seriously expecting the world to end before being taken by the caretakers.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Mr. Serious looking smoldering.
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Mr. Serious top view.
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Mr. Serious towering over you.
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Mr. Serious napping.
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Mr. Serious grooming himself.
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Mr. Serious from behind.
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Mr. Serious loafing seriously.
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Mr. Serious adjusting.
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Mr. Serious leaving.
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Mr. Serious yawning.
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A unique pose of Mr. Serious.
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Aerial view of Mr. Serious spread.
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Mr. Serious is seriously disappointed after getting snacked all over his head.
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Mr. Serious looking seriously majestic.
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Mr. Serious is serious about hygiene.
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Mr. Serious seriously regretting his life choices while watching over a juvenile Ms. Goth.
