The Pisser

The Pisser

Other name(s)	Idiot
Breed	Tabby
Coat	Brown and white
Sex	Male
Rarity	Rare
Occupation	Bioterrorist
Personality	Pissy
First known sighting	April 12, 2024

The Pisser is a cat seen at Gagaxuan Canteen. His first spotting had him pissing in the food, and thus is not worthy of a nicer name.

Behavior

Despite The Pisser's pissy activities, he seems to get along with other cats, being spotted with Mrs. Milk on his first known appearance.

Appearance

The Pisser is a brown tabby cat with a prominent white underside, and 2 small brown spots on his nose.

Cat from above

Sightings

April 2024

• April 12, 2024: The Pisser was spotted with Mrs. Milk, pissing on the feeder, then eating the food in the back of the bowl. How nasty.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

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  Side eye...

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  Sus-piss-cious.

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  The Pisser going in for a bite after taking a leak. Mrs. Milk looks in dismay.

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