Mr. Cool Cucumber
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| Other name(s) | Tracheophytes Angiosperms Eudicots Rosids Cucurbitales Cucurbitaceae Cucumis C. sativus, Mr. Cucumber, C.C., Slapper, Puncher |
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| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Black (brown) Mackerel Tabby |
| Sex | Presumably Male |
| Rarity | Rare |
| Occupation | The Coolest Cucumber |
| Appearance | Brown tabby with white eyeliner |
| Eye Color | Amber-ish yellow |
| Personality | Cautious, Too cool for school |
| First known sighting | March 05, 2024 |
Mr. Cool Cucumber is a cat from the Happy Canteen . His name was given because of his cool and calm demeanor when he first arrived at the feeder - he also looks very chonky like a Sea Cucumber.
Behavior
Mr. Cool Cucumber seems to be quite careful. He likes to investigate the feeder before approaching it. He is also rather wary of everything. He has been seen fleeing the feeder in the presence of other cats, and even Mr. Sonic has scared him before.
Mr. Cool Cucumber's most notable action is his tendency to disrupt dropping kibbles[1], either by slapping or chomping at them. He was known by the name "Slapper", but the community has a hard time realizing he is the slapper all along.
Appearance
Mr. Cool Cucumber looks quite chonky, even more chonky than Ms. Chunky. He is distinguishable from other brown tabby cats via the pattern on his coat.
Sightings
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March 2024
- March 05, 2024: Around 11:00 PM (LFT), he ate just like any other cat. He got spooked by Mr. Sonic who was passing by. Mr. Cool Cucumber growled at him.
- March 07, 2024: He appeared for the second time around 01:00 AM (LFT), just sniffing around the feeder before leaving.
- March 08, 2024: He appeared again around 07:40 PM (LFT). This time, he ate for about 5 minutes, before getting scared away by another cat.
- March 09, 2024: He appeared again around 02:00 AM (LFT). He ate for 3 minutes, left, and meowed outside of the camera.
- March 11, 2024: He appeared again around 02:10 AM (LFT), and ate for 2 minutes.
- At 07:34 PM (LFT), he appeared alongside Ms. Croissant, however they were not happy with each other's presence.
- March 20, 2024: He appeared around 04:14 AM (LFT), and ate for around a minute before leaving.
- March 23, 2024: He was spotted around 12:50 AM (LFT), and ate for a few minutes. He was quite paranoid, constantly looking behind him. He left and Ms. Fluff walked in immediately, likely the source of his paranoia.
- March 26, 2024: At around 09:49 PM (LFT), he was spotted eating the freeze-dried snacks and kibble (very little were left). He started devouring the Snacks, leaving little to none left for other kitties. He left at 09:52 PM (LFT).
April 2024
- April 03, 2024: At 02:54 PM (LFT) He was seen eating after another cat left, he then was startled by Ms. Chunky and ate much more carefully, he the was smacked by this cat and left.
- April 03, 2024: At 12:46 PM (LFT) He ate for a while in the feeder and left.
- April 24, 2024: At 08:50 AM (LFT) He entered the feeder as The Gluttonous Beast was making his escape, CC proceeded to eat Mount Kibble and Mount Snibble until Mr. Chicken decided violence was then answer and chased Mr. CC out of the feeder.
May 2024
- May 07, 2024: At 01:40 PM (LFT), Mr. Cool Cucumber was seen eating some food and being cool as a cucumber. Man, he sure is cool...
- May 14, 2024: At approximately 06:20 PM (LFT), Mr. Cool Cucumber was seen eating some kibbles as there were no chicken snacks before going away after about 12 minutes.
June 2024
- June 11, 2024: At roughly 9:30 PM (LFT), Mr. Cool Cucumber was seen eating normally. Sadly not in a cool way.
October 2024
- October 4, 2024: At sometime around 11:15 PM (LFT), Mr. Cool Cucumber happened to arrive at the feeder. He looked at the feeder, sniffed the food, then ran away without taking any bites. Not cool, dude.
- October 25, 2024: Mr. Cool Cucumber was seen eating at around 2:30 AM (LFT).
January 2025
- January 13, 2025: Around 3:54 AM (LFT), Mr. Cool Cucumber was spotted getting an early morning snack. Pretty cool.
February 2025
- February 26, 2025: At 8:43 PM (LFT), Mr. Cool Cucumber was scared off by Mr. Beef, who left a few seconds later. He returned at 8:46 PM (LFT) and left again shortly after, only returning twelve minutes later at 8:58 PM (LFT). He was finally scared off shortly after by Uno Jr. standing outside the feeder. Not very cool.
March 2025
- March 19, 2025: At 4:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Cool Cucumber showed up to eat a bit after Ms. Beetle left. This was all part of a master plan to make Ms. Beetle harder to identify by showing up right after her! Then Mr. Cool Cucumbers page would be more popular without the competition. Or possibly it was a coincidence. He left a few minutes later.
- March 21, 2025: At 9:15 PM (LFT), Mr. Cool Cucumber was at the feeder looking chubby ( the usual). He cooly ate some kibbles and looked at the camera cutely. Uno Jr. (Mr. Beef's adoptive son) showed up and waited for him to finish. After 4 more minutes of half eating and half sniffing he was replaced by Uno Jr. If Mr. Cool Cucumber left or if he was scared off is unknown.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time") (LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Mr. Cool Cucumber's Tail.
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Mr. Cool Cucumber facing the front camera.
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Mr. Cool Cucumber sniffting the food.
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Mr. Cool Cucumber and Ms. Croissant.
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Mr. Cool Cucumber staring into your soul
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Mr. Cool Cucumber is disappointed in you.
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Mr. Cool Cucumber is even more disappointed in you.
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He chomps
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he winks
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He ponders.
