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pls dont be weird about cat breeds, breeds are a finicky concept that cat breeders are uniquely extra weird about in comparison to other animals. breeds are groups of an animal that have same characteristics within that grouping, many breeds of many animals did not come about deliberately or for a deliberate purpose and the shift towards prioritizing pedigree over the animals characteristics has led to the overall decline in breed standards and health. many breeds are called the exact same thing as the breed was called before other breeds were intentionally introduced into it ffs. and as many more conceptual things, animal breeds are thought of/conceptualized differently between many cultures. if a cat looks like a ragdoll im gonna call it a goddamn ragdoll even if i dont know its bloodline history

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The Spawn of Satan
Breed Domestic Shorthair
Coat Brown Tabby
Sex Male
Rarity Common
Occupation The Anti-Christ
Appearance A brown tabby who is tainted by evil, making his coat darker than other tabbies present at the feeder
Eye Color Umber
Personality Evil, cruel
First known sighting June 04, 2024
Relations
Parents Mrs. Tamarind
Siblings

The Embodiment of Purity

The Eternal Eye Who Forever Observes

Unnamed sibling
Partner None
Children None

The Spawn of Satan is the evil child of Mrs. Tamarind and visits the feeder 喵咪风铃屋(Meow Wind Chime House) with the rest of his family. He is evil incarnate and this quickly became clear to viewers upon witnessing his evil deeds.

Behavior

There is no light or good in The Spawn of Satan's heart. He holds no attachment to his own flesh and blood and controls them with an iron paw. He prevents his kind mother from eating even when there's an abundance of food, claiming it all for himself even if he isn't hungry. Other cats at the feeder rightfully fear him and his cruelty, even the large male cats. He isn't even grateful to the beings who drop him food from above (viewers that pay for food) as he will get angry and growl at the feeder if it spooks him when dropping food.

Appearance

The Spawn of Satan has a distinctive tabby appearance with a dark, striped coat and an expressive, devilish look, fitting for an evil kitten. He has large, pointed ears that are darker in color with lighter fur around the edges.

 
The Spawn of Satan from above.

Sightings

Month Year

  • June 10, 2024: ##:## AM/PM (LFT) Info about sighting


(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

 List of feeders and their cats
Happy Canteen (list)

Brother ValentineDr. SmudgeGoobertLil Ms. ScallywagLittle Scraggly Guy
Mr. AirplaneMs. AngelMr. AnxietyMr. BaldMr. BeanMr. BeefMr. Beetle
Ms. BurntMr. ButterMs. CamoMs. ChessMr. ChickenMs. Chunky
Mr. Cool CucumberMr. CroissantMr. CrumbMr. CrunchMr. DoomMr. Dot
Mr. EggMr. FatMr. FluffMr. FreshMr. GentlemanMs. HaloMs. Honk
Ms. InceptionMr. IslandMr. JanitorMs. KibbleMs. KirbyMs. Lag
Ms. LoopMr. LungMs. MidnightMr. MinerMr. MonochromeMr. Nervous
Mr. NormalMr. OneMs. PaintMr. PatchMr. PissMr. PlumpMs. Pretty
Mrs. PrincessMs. PukeMr. RevMr. RibbonMs. RustMs. SadMs. Sleepy
Mr. SnifflesMr. SnoobMr. SoggyMr. SusMs. TakeoutMs. TexasMr. Turkey
Mr. VoidMs. WarnMr. WishboneThe Gluttonous Beast

Auspicious Restaurant (list)

Mr. BleachMr. ChompMr. ChonkMs. DoubleMrs. EeperMr. Ghost
Ms. MeteorMs. MilkMr. OreoMs. OwlMs. NoteMs. Polar
Mr. PumpkinMr. SilkMr. SnakeskinMr. SunflowerMr. SwoleMr. Drumstick

Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ (list)

Mr. ChocomilkMr. CowMr. DespairMs. DipMs. DotMr. Excavator
Ms. GlareMs. MouseMr. MoustacheMs. NukeMs. PacmanMr. Panda
Mr. PorcupineMr. SandwichMr. SnackMs. SnackMs. TortillaMr. Wet
Mr. ZeusThe Snack Children

Baldie Carrot, the Cats' Protector (list)

Dr. HouseMr. BlanketMr. BlotchMr. DaoMs. Exclamation MarkMs. Fierce
Mr. HorseshoeMs. RattleMr. SqueezeMr. SweetpeaMr. Virtue

App Only Feeder Cats (list)

Ms. LeopardMs. SleepMs. MomSoup DumplingMr. ShockMrs. GaiaThe Titans
Mrs. ChlorineBoron, Carbon, GoldMrs. DressMr. EdoMr. Slam

Unlisted Cats (list)

Mr. BearMs. BowlieMr. BraveMr. FearMs. JaundiceMs. BigMr. Cream

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