Mr. Squeeze
 Mr. Squeeze looking into the camera | |
| Other name(s) | Choubāguài (丑八怪) |
|---|---|
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Black (brown) Tabby with High White Spotting |
| Sex | Neutered Male |
| Rarity | Common |
| Appearance | White with black and grey tabby spots |
| Personality | Lumbering |
| First known sighting | March 11th, 2024, 2:45 AM (LFT) |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | Ms. Blanket (current), Mrs. Exclamation Mark (formerly) |
| Children | 4 children with Mrs. Exclamation Mark, one is Mr. Dao |
| Other | Unknown |
Mr. Squeeze is a cat who frequently visits the Duck feeder. He was named on March 10th, 2024, after his abnormally large size which makes him have to squeeze into the feeder.
His Chinese name translates to "very ugly". He is romantically with Ms. Blanket and has had 4 children in the past with Mrs. Exclamation Mark, as confirmed by the Caretaker.
Behavior
Mr. Squeeze is not very fond of other cats, except for Ms. Blanket, who he is usually with. They can be seen entering the feeder together and they enjoy each other's presence.
Mr. Squeeze can be impatient at times, forcing Ms. Blanket out of the way so that he can eat first. Unfortunately, due to his size, it is near impossible for them to eat at the same time.
Appearance
Mr. Squeeze is notable for being incredibly large. He dwarfs most other cats at the feeder. He has a white coat with 3 small dark brown spots on his back. His forehead has brown spots as well as near his mouth, similar to Mr. Dao.
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Mr. Squeeze from above
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Mr. Squeeze (right) eats with Ms. Blanket (left), showing his true size
Sightings
March 2024
- March 11, 2024:
- At around 02:45 AM (LFT) Mr. Squeeze was first sighted, needing to squeeze his head into the feeder bowl to eat.
- At 03:44 AM (LFT) Mr. Squeeze made a second appearance alongside Ms. Blanket, who sat on the ledge next to the feeder and watched him eat.
- March 12, 2024: At 03:07 AM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze appeared alongside Ms. Exclamation Mark. He ate while Ms. Exclamation Mark watched, sitting next to him. He seemed to get agitated by this and swatted her on the chest.
- March 13, 2024: At 07:10 PM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze was spotted trying to squeeze past Ms. Blanket. Ms. Blanket soon left, and he was quickly joined by Ms. Exclamation Mark and Mr. Dao, who waited for Mr. Squeeze to leave before sharing the feeder between them both. Mr. Squeeze waited on the ledge beside the feeder, possibly waiting for Mr. Dao or Ms. Exclamation Mark so they could leave together.
- March 14, 2024: At 12:37 PM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze appeared alongside Mr. Dao as they investigated the new and improved feeder for the first time. Mr. Squeeze ate first, then Mr. Dao had a turn. Mr. Squeeze was scared off by something out of view, presumably dogs, while Mr. Dao stayed for a while longer before leaving after around ten minutes.
April 2024
- April 12, 2024: At 12:28 PM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze was sighted eating some kibble and sending some dirty looks at the camera before leaving.
- April 26, 2024: At around 09:58 PM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze was sighted with Ms. Blanket. Mr. Squeeze was eating kibble, while Ms. Blanket would occasionally try to eat some. This did not work, as Mr. Squeeze kept squeezing his way back in. Thankfully, he eventually did let Ms. Blanket eat.
May 2024
- May 08, 2024: At around 10:04 PM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze accidentally scared Ms. Exclamation Mark whilst she was eating after he knocked over a nearby fence.
- May 09, 2024: At 05:35 PM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze was spotted eating some kibble, he went for the kibble at the back of the feeder bowl. He left at 05:42 PM (LFT) after Mr. Ink came.
- May 10, 2024: At 06:10 AM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze feasted upon some freshly dispensed chicken, with another (unidentified) cat watching him in the background.
June 2024
- June 02, 2024: At 10:47 PM (LFT) Mr. Squeeze was seen devouring some snacks with a ferocious hunger that subsided after a few minutes of eating. He then un-squeezed his rotund frame out of the feeder and went about his night.
- June 15, 2024: At 5:08 PM (LFT) Mr. Squeeze cautiously approached the feeder to eat. His back was mysteriously wet. Viewers dispensed lots of kibble and snacks onto his head. He vanished with the help of a camera glitch at 5:13 PM.
- June 18, 2024: At 2:25 AM, Mr. Squeeze approached Mr. Hurry eating at the feeder. Mr. Hurry immediately started growling, to which he responded by not making a sound and approaching very slowly. After eating, Mr. Hurry tried to leave on the side where he was sitting and ended up with the two of them in a stalemate. Mr. Hurry finally moved enough to leave at 3:18 AM. Mr. Squeeze left immediately after finishing eating.
- June 19, 2024: At 12:41 AM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze approached Mr. Horseshoe eating at the feeder. The two cats fought, and it scared Ms. Horseshoe into lying in the feeder once again. Mr. Squeeze ran away after swatting at Ms. Horseshoe. He could be seen walking around the feeder for the next while, waiting for when he could eat. At 1:18 AM, Ms. Horseshoe got out of the feeder, and Mr. Squeeze was the first to get himself in to eat. He left right after eating, around 1:21 AM.
- June 25, 2024:At 3:42 PM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze followed Ms. Blanket into the feeder. They happily ate, then left together at 3:46 PM.
- June 28, 2024:
- At 6:28 AM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze and Ms. Blanket were at the feeder. Due to his size, Mr. Squeeze ate first before Ms. Blanket could. After Mr. Squeeze was done, he left without Ms. Blanket. They returned a while later to eat and relax a little.
- June 29, 2024:At 1:31 AM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze and Ms. Blanket arrived together. They waited a while for food to be dispensed. At 1:51 AM (LFT), Mr. Hurry started growling at them both out of camera angle. They were unfazed and simply stared at him. At 2:13 AM, Mr. Squeeze jumped onto the wall, where Mr. Hurry was still waiting. At 2:26 AM, Ms. Blanket left. At 2:13 AM, Mr. Hurry moved closer which made Mr. Squeeze run away.
July 2024
- July 2, 2024:
- At 1:14 AM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze joined Ms. Exclamation Mark at the feeder, squeezing his way to the food. They both took turns on watch. Mr. Squeeze left around 1:22 AM (LFT).
- Around 2:25 AM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze approached the feeder which Ms. Horseshoe was eating at and began growling at her. It did not seem to work, as Ms. Horseshoe was unbothered. He sat perched on the wall staring at her until she left at 2:32 AM. Mr. Squeeze finally got to eat, and left at 2:34 AM.
- July 12, 2024: At 2:25 AM (LFT), Mr. Squeeze approached Ms. Blanket at the feeder while there was a Mount Snack. She got a fright but settled when she realized it was Mr. Squeeze. They ate many snacks together. At 2:29 AM, Mr. Squeeze left without Ms. Blanket.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Mr. Squeeze (right) baps Ms. Exclamation Mark (left) on the chest
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Mr. Squeeze must stand diagonally to squeeze into the feeder
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Mr. Squeeze from above
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Mr. Squeeze, looking tranquil as ever
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Mr. Squeeze alongside Mr. Dao checking out the new upgraded feeder
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Mr. Squeeze squeezing into the old feeder
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What an adorable little guy
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Mr. Squeeze displaying his adorable eyes
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Mr. Squeeze forces Ms. Horseshoe into the feeder
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Mr. Squeeze attacks Ms. Horseshoe in the feeder (GIF)
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Mr. Squeeze (right) eats with Ms. Blanket (left), showing his size
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Mr. Squeeze does not like waiting to eat
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Mr. Squeeze posing for a photo by the feeder's caretaker
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you're my friend now.
