Mx. Janitor
Mx. Janitor is a very small cat from the Happy Canteen. When they were first sighted, they ate up Ms. Puke's puke. This became the origin of their name, because they cleaned up after another cat and maintained the cleanliness of the feeder.
Mx. Janitor has been begging their boss for a raise, but has had no luck
Behavior
They like blocking the back camera with their butt. They also like taking out food from the feeder to eat it on the floor.
Appearance
Mx. Janitor is a small, bicolor tabby cat. From above, their back is mostly covered in brown tabby-marked fur with a small section of white across their back neck. Their head is brown from above with a white tip on their left ear. From a bit above their eyes down, their face is white. There is a prominent brown spot to the left of their nose. Their legs are white.
Sightings
February 2024
- February 03, 2024: At approximately 01:32 AM (LFT), Mx. Janitor was first sighted. Ms. Puke had puked on the floor; around twenty minutes later, the cat who would become known as Mx. Janitor appeared and ate the puke. They received their name for their apparent dedication to cleaning duties in the feeder.
- February 13, 2024: Their second sighting occurred on around 11:20 PM (LFT).
- February 19, 2024 at around 07:55 AM (LFT), Mx. Janitor was spotted angrily eating, making aggressive "mrr" sounds as they did so.
- February 24, 2024: At around 08:34 AM (LFT), Mx. Janitor was seen much calmer. They ate and left within five minutes. Nothing notable happened during this sighting.
March 2024
- March 03, 2024: At around 09:51 PM (LFT), Mx. Janitor was spotted taking food out of the feeder and eating it on the floor. Yet again, they blocked the back camera.
- March 04, 2024: Around 01:55 PM (LFT), Mx. Janitor was spotted acting as they usually do. It was suggested that they might have teeth problems.
- March 10, 2024: At around 03:34 AM (LFT), they were spotted again, snacking on some food while making hissing and meowing noises.
- March 14, 2024: They were seen around 11:45 PM (LFT) munching for quite a few minutes. They made a few small growling noises.
- March 24 2024: At around 04:05 AM (LFT), Mx. Janitor was seen eating for about 10 minutes. They engaged in their usual janitor tomfoolery, eating off the ground and sticking their butt into the back camera. They possibly choked/got kibble in their teeth, waving their head around very similarly to The Gluttonous Beast when the same thing happened to him.
April 2024
- April 09, 2024: At around 12:04 PM (LFT), Mx. Janitor was spotted performing their usual meal routine, taking squares of chicken from the feeder and dropping it on the floor one at a time to eat. Janitor had a weird sneeze of sorts, shook their head around and choked on a bit of food, in typical neurotic janitor fashion, then eventually resorted to unhinging their jaw to take huge chomps of a growing mt. kibble. They ate for a whopping 11 minutes and hobbled away like a weirdo.
- April 17, 2024: At around 03:03 AM (LFT), Mx. Janitor was seen taking pieces of chicken out of the feeder and eating them on the floor. They left at 03:09 AM (LFT).
May 2024
- May 03, 2024: At 02:21 AM (LFT), Mx. Janitor was found cleaning the kibble in front of the feeder. They left around 5 minutes later.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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First sighting of Mx. Janitor.
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Second sighting of Mx. Janitor.
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Mx. Janitor eating aggressively.
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Mx. Janitor's top view.
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Mx. Janitor's famous "Butt to the Camera" move.
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Mx. Janitor eating their food on the floor.
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Mx. Janitor looking back at you.
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Mx. Janitor tweaking.