Mr. Insatiable
Mr. Insatiable is a light orange cat who visits the Happy Canteen. He was first spotted on April 11th, 2024. He is notable for displaying ravenous hunger.
Behavior
Mr. Insatiable has displayed a hunger rivalling even The Gluttonous Beast, with his first viewed feeding lasting upwards of 20 minutes. Mr. Insatiable is quite skittish, frequently looking behind himself.
"Throughout the feeders and the streets, I alone am the insatiable one. Imaginary technique: KIBBLE EXTERMINATION" -Mr. Insatiable
Appearance
Mr. Insatiable has a primarily orange coat, with lighter orange and white on the underside of his face and chest. He has a small, wing-shaped spot between his shoulder blades.
He is sometimes mistaken for Goobert, who has a distinguishable white strip along his chest that Mr. Insatiable lacks. Mr. Insatiable also has a darker coat than Goobert. Think of him as an overcooked corndog.
Sightings
April 2024
- April 11, 2024: First spotted at roughly 11:50 PM (LFT), eating for an estimated 20-25 minutes.
- April 20, 2024: At 4:42 AM (LFT), Mr. Insatiable reappeared. This time, he only ate for around 10 minutes.
May 2024
- May 17,2024: At 10:40 AM (LFT) TIO was seen feasting to the horror of over 20 people after his massacre of mount kibble he left.
June 2024
- June 2, 2024: At 3:48 AM (LFT) TIO ate for about 7 minutes
- June 7, 2024: At 2:58 AM (LFT) the one and only TIO appeared after the Famine of June 2024 and devoured the fresh food. He then loafed at the back of the feeder, staring out into the void for a couple of minutes. Once the slightly burnt car was done looking at demons, he returned to eat yet again. The lights went out and TIO disappeared into the darkness at 3:11 AM.
- June 8, 2024: At 9:50 AM (LFT) TIO appeared at Happy Canteen. After eating he got scared and huddled at the back of the feeder while growling. He then ran off. Ms. Loop appeared after him.
- June 9, 2024: TIO appeared at around 6:25 AM (LFT) and ate for about 5 minutes before looking around and leaving.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
August 2024
- August 16, 2024: The fluffy corndog was eating from 3:18 AM to 3:22 AM.
Gallery
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Mr. Insatiable's back
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Mr. Insatiable, overlooking his Kibble domain
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No matter how much kibble he consumes, The Insatiable One is never satisfied and keeps feasting.
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TIO pondering
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TIO's cameo at Auspicious Restaurant.
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TIO bathed in ethereal light