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Ms. Lag
Relations
Ms. Lag trying to charm you
Other name(s)	SCP-795
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Tortie
Sex	Female
Rarity	Uncommon
Occupation	Euclid Class SCP
Appearance	Tortie with an orange dot on her forehead, orange above her right eye and white fur on the left side of her chin
Personality	Determined
First known sighting	Unknown, possibly Feburary 11, 2024
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	None
Partner	None
Children	Unknown
Other

Ms. Lag is a dark tortoiseshell cat with a white half-marking on her chin who visits the Happy Canteen feeder. She is often confused with Ms. Burnt, Ms. Warn and Ms. Rust.

Behavior

Upon arrival, Ms. Lag inexplicably causes the stream to lag, which makes viewers think she could possess anomalous abilities, similar to that of an SCP. Typically, she is observed eating by herself.

Appearance

Ms. Lag has a black coat with two faint lines and an orange square on her back. She has a straight TNR chip on her right ear. She has an orange dot on her forehead, orange above her right eye and white fur on the left side of her chin.

Comparison between Ms. Lag and Ms. Burnt

Sightings

February 2024

February 11, 2024: Ms. Lag appeared, and as a result of her unbelievable powers, the cameras and sound started freezing. She showed up a second time the same day, however this time she spared the cameras from her powers.

February 13, 2024: She appeared again, causing multiple, frequent stutters in sound and camera quality.
February 19, 2024: She was sighted again, where she would feast for nearly 20 minutes. Throughout almost the entirety of her supper, the camera froze consistently, with only ~1.5 seconds between each freeze.
February 22, 2024: At 02:23 AM (LFT), Ms. Lag appeared and caused camera lags every 1.4 secs. She stayed eating for a bit of time.
February 23, 2024: She appeared again at 11:46 PM (LFT).
February 25, 2024: She was seen munching for 5 minutes at 04:47 AM (LFT). Surprisingly, she didn't make the camera lag. Maybe the wizards who gave her the power to interrupt radio signal changed their mind...

March 2024

March 03, 2024: Seen yet again in the afternoon munching for around 8 minutes, lagging the stream again. It appears the wizards did not change their mind.
March 07, 2024: Started munching at about 03:50 PM (LFT), and unceremoniously caused the stream to lag repeatedly. The wizards seem to wish to spite the wiki editor from February 25th.
March 10, 2024: She appeared and ate for 3 minutes, this time not lagging the stream.
March 21, 2024: She began snacking on kibble, this time able to make the stream lag severely. The wizards seem to have changed their minds.

April 2024

April 08, 2024: Ms. Lag appeared at 02:54 AM (LFT) but miraculously, the stream didn’t lag. She was seen again around 08:23 AM (LFT), once more not lagging the stream.

May 2024

May 09, 2024: Ms. Lag appeared on stream around 08:30 AM (LFT) at the Happy Canteen feeder. An unidentified cat was there previously, and the stream was fine. However, once Ms. Lag took their place, she began lagging out the stream until the stream would then stop responding for around 2-3 minutes, and when the stream responded back, she was no longer present. Weirdly, after she was gone, the lights started flickering for around 16 seconds.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

The orange dot on Ms. Lag's forehead.
Comparison between Ms. Lag and Ms. Burnt.
A low quality render of her face?
Ms. Lag looking very concerned

List of feeders and cats from Happy Canteen
Cats (list)	Brother Valentine • Dr. Smudge • Goobert • Lil Ms. Scallywag • Little Scraggly Guy Mr. Airplane • Ms. Angel • Mr. Anxiety • Mr. Bald • Mr. Bean • Mr. Beef • Mr. Beetle Ms. Burnt • Mr. Butter • Ms. Camo • Ms. Chess • Mr. Chicken • Ms. Chunky Mr. Cool Cucumber • Mr. Croissant • Mr. Crumb • Mr. Crunch • Mr. Doom • Mr. Dot Mr. Egg • Mr. Fat • Mr. Fluff • Mr. Fresh • Mr. Gentleman • Ms. Halo • Ms. Honk Ms. Inception • Mr. Island • Mr. Janitor • Ms. Kibble • Ms. Kirby • Ms. Lag Ms. Loop • Mr. Lung • Ms. Midnight • Mr. Miner • Mr. Monochrome • Mr. Nervous Mr. Normal • Mr. One • Ms. Paint • Mr. Patch • Mr. Piss • Mr. Plump • Ms. Pretty Mrs. Princess • Ms. Puke • Mr. Rev • Mr. Ribbon • Ms. Rust • Ms. Sad • Ms. Sleepy Mr. Sniffles • Mr. Snoob • Mr. Soggy • Mr. Sus • Ms. Takeout • Ms. Texas • Mr. Turkey Mr. Void • Ms. Warn • Mr. Wishbone • The Gluttonous Beast
Feeders (list)	5A Scenic Cat Area • A Litter of Cats Who Love Each Other • Abandoned Angel • All You Can Eat Buffet Auspicious Restaurant • Baldie Carrot, the Cats' Protector • Blessings Be With You • Brother Fresh's Last Day • Brother Fresh’s Exclusive Castle CatMojo • Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town • Cat Paradise 1 • Cats Who Love to Eat Eat and Drink Without Worries ~ Happy Meow Island ⌯'ㅅ'⌯ • Eat Enough Every Day • Gagaxuan Canteen GOODCAT • Guangzhou Lucky House • GUCCI • Guitar Cat & Robot Cat • Happy Canteen Happy Canteen No.2 • Happy Cat House No.2 • Hi Meow • House of Compassion by the Strait Huanzi Animal Rescue Base 1 • John's Canteen • JOJO Miaomiaowu • Little Sun Party Little Wanderer’s Paradise • Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ • Lucky Meow Bobo Room Feeder MaoMao's Streetcat House of Love • Meow Meow Rub Rub • Meow Meow's Whine House Orange Cat Kindergarten • Sanjing Brand Cat Club • Snowball Cat Station • Soaring Cat Tanuki Squad • Team BingBing Helps Stray Cats Find Their Forever Home • Technological Cat House Ten Thousand Kitties House • The SanWei Bookstore's Kitty Canteen There's Too Much... Too Much To Finish Completely • Warm Home Pet Sales Department Woohoo Big Face Baga Meow • Yishan Stray Cat Base • YouZi's Animal Canteen • Zz Kitten House
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+{{CatInfobox|name=Ms. Lag|image=Lagface.png|caption=Ms. Lag trying to charm you|other_names=SCP-795|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Tortie|sex=Female|rarity=Uncommon|occupation=Euclid Class SCP|appearance=Tortie with an orange dot on her forehead, orange above her right eye and white fur on the left side of her chin|personality=Determined|first_sighting=Unknown, possibly Feburary 11, 2024|parents=Unknown|partner=None|siblings=None|children=Unknown|other_relations=}}
-'''Ms. Lag''' is a dark tortoiseshell cat with a white half-marking on her chin. She is often confused with [[Ms. Burnt]], [[Ms. Warn]] and [[Ms. Rust]].
+'''Ms. Lag''' is a dark tortoiseshell cat with a white half-marking on her chin who visits the [[Happy Canteen]] feeder. She is often confused with [[Ms. Burnt]], [[Ms. Warn]] and [[Ms. Rust]].
 == Behavior ==
-Ms. Lag mysteriously causes the stream to lag upon her arrival, leading viewers to believe that she might have dubious SCP-like powers. She is usually seen eating by herself.
+Upon arrival, Ms. Lag inexplicably causes the stream to lag, which makes viewers think she could possess anomalous abilities, similar to that of an SCP. Typically, she is observed eating by herself.
 == Appearance ==
 Ms. Lag has a black coat with two faint lines and an orange square on her back. She has a straight TNR chip on her right ear. She has an orange dot on her forehead, orange above her right eye and white fur on the left side of her chin.
+[[File:Ms. Burnt and Ms. Lag Comparison.png|none|thumb|384x384px|Comparison between Ms. Lag and Ms. Burnt]]
 == Sightings ==
-* '''February 11th, 2024:''' Ms. Lag appeared 2 times (Not for the first time). On the first time, as a result of her unbelievable powers, the cameras and sound started freezing, unlike the second time.
+=== February 2024 ===
+* '''February 11, 2024:''' Ms. Lag appeared, and as a result of her unbelievable powers, the cameras and sound started freezing. She showed up a second time the same day, however this time she spared the cameras from her powers.
+* '''February 13, 2024:''' She appeared again, causing multiple, frequent stutters in sound and camera quality.
+* '''February 19, 2024:''' She was sighted again, where she would feast for nearly 20 minutes. Throughout almost the entirety of her supper, the camera froze consistently, with only ~1.5 seconds between each freeze.
+* '''February 22, 2024:''' At 02:23 AM (LFT), Ms. Lag appeared and caused camera lags every 1.4 secs. She stayed eating for a bit of time.
+* '''February 23, 2024:''' She appeared again at 11:46 PM (LFT).
+* '''February 25, 2024:''' She was seen munching for 5 minutes at 04:47 AM (LFT). Surprisingly, she didn't make the camera lag. Maybe the wizards who gave her the power to interrupt radio signal changed their mind...
+=== March 2024 ===
+* '''March 03, 2024:''' Seen yet again in the afternoon munching for around 8 minutes, lagging the stream again. It appears the wizards did not change their mind.
+* '''March 07, 2024:''' Started munching at about 03:50 PM (LFT), and unceremoniously caused the stream to lag repeatedly. The wizards seem to wish to spite the wiki editor from February 25th.
+* '''March 10, 2024:''' She appeared and ate for 3 minutes, this time not lagging the stream.
+* '''March 21, 2024:''' She began snacking on kibble, this time able to make the stream lag severely. The wizards seem to have changed their minds.
-* '''February 13th, 2024:''' She appeared again, causing multiple, frequent stutters in sound and camera.
+=== April 2024 ===
-* '''February 19th, 2024:''' She was recently sighted again, where she would feast for nearly 20 minutes. Throughout almost the entirety of her supper, the camera froze consistently, with only ~1.5 seconds between each freeze.
+* '''April 08, 2024:''' Ms. Lag appeared at 02:54 AM (LFT) but miraculously, the stream didn’t lag.  She was seen again around 08:23 AM (LFT), once more not lagging the stream.
-* '''February 21st, 2024:''' At 6:23PM (UTC) With camera lags every 1.4 secs, she just stayed eating for a bit of time.
-* '''February 23rd, 2024:''' She appeared again at 3:46 PM GMT.
-* '''February 25th, 2024:''' She was seen munching for 5 minutes at 4:47 AM feeder time, suprisingly she didnt make the camera lag, maybe the wizards who gave her power to interrupt radio signal changed their mind...
-* '''March 3rd, 2024:''' Seen yet again in the afternoon munching for around 8 minutes. Lagging the stream again. It appears the wizards did not change their mind.
-* '''March 7th, 2024:''' At 15:56 PM JST Ms. Lag was seen eating snacks for around 8 minutes. The wizards are still unkind.
+=== May 2024 ===
+* '''May 09, 2024:''' Ms. Lag appeared on stream around 08:30 AM (LFT) at the [[Happy Canteen]] feeder. An unidentified cat was there previously, and the stream was fine. However, once Ms. Lag took their place, she began lagging out the stream until the stream would then stop responding for around 2-3 minutes, and when the stream responded back, she was no longer present. Weirdly, after she was gone, the lights started flickering for around 16 seconds.
-'''(Note: Some cat sightings are not written or recorded due to either the cat is a common visitor or no wiki editors were online during the time of their appearance).'''
+{{Sighting Disclaimer}}
 == Gallery ==
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 File:Ms. Lag Forehead.png|The orange dot on Ms. Lag's forehead.
 File:Ms. Burnt and Ms. Lag Comparison.png|Comparison between Ms. Lag and [[Ms. Burnt]].
+File:Ms. Lag?.png|alt=A low quality render of her face ?|A low quality render of her face?
+File:Lagstare.png|Ms. Lag looking very concerned
 </gallery>
-{{Cat Footer}}
+{{HCCF}}
 [[Category:Cats]]
+[[Category:Females]]
 [[Category:Tortie]]
+[[Category:Happy Canteen]]