Mrs. Chunky
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| Other name(s) | Mr. Fish |
|---|---|
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Brown Tabby |
| Sex | presumably female |
| Rarity | Common |
| Occupation | Growling Eater |
| Appearance | Hefty brown tabby with distinct stripes on her forehead |
| Personality | Prefers to eat alone, kind of mean |
| First known sighting | February 5th, 2024 |
Ms. Chunky is a heavy-built brown tabby cat from the Happy Canteen feeder station. She is noted for spending long stretches of time eating kibble.
Most would call her a large car, but some would even dare to call her a jeep. This is despite the fact that at some point, Mrs. Kirby almost overtook her title of being the fattest female cat, though this was only due to her being pregnant and not through genuine gluttony.
Behavior
Ms. Chunky is very territorial over the feeder, regularly growling while eating. She often backs away from the bowl to hiss and growl at cats trying to get close.
Appearance
Ms. Chunky is a brown tabby with numerous stripes. You can recognize her by her fatness, her dot below her 2nd set of stripes and the M shape on her forehead - a signifying feature. She tends to get mixed up with Mr. Crunch.
Sightings
February 2024
- February 06, 2024: At 10:43 AM (LFT), Ms. Chunky entered the Happy Canteen. She was seen attempting to attack Mount Snack, before leaving 5 minutes later.
- February 09, 2024: At 11:19 AM (LFT), Ms. Chunky was once again recorded audibly growling at another cat not seen on the feeder camera.
- February 12, 2024: At 10:36 AM (LFT), Ms. Chunky appeared again, growling at Ms. Inception until she left. She was growling most of the time she was eating.
- February 13, 2024: At 10:55 AM (LFT), she appeared again, hissing at Mr. Fluff until he left. She then appeared later on at 09:50 PM (LFT), eating and taking refuge from the loud fireworks that scared her.
- February 16, 2024: At 05:40 AM (LFT), Ms. Chunky was seen eating a good chunk out of Mt. Snibble and growling at Ms. Pretty, who entered to eat after Ms. Chunky left.
- February 18, 2024: At 01:46 PM (LFT), she appeared again, ate for 2 minutes, and then she moved the feeder's blanket.
- February 20, 2024: Around 08:20 AM (LFT), Mr. Chicken sprayed on the food; Ms. Chunky witnessed this event but still ate from the food.
- February 23, 2024: Around 01:40 AM (LFT), she was seen eating from the feeder while being watched by Mr. Wishbone.
- February 28, 2024: Around 05:28 AM (LFT), she was seen eating from the feeder alone.
March 2024
- March 05, 2024: She was seen around 06:49 AM (LFT), eating and growling at Mr. Chicken entering the feeder, until she showed mercy and left.
- March 08, 2024: Around 01:38 AM (LFT), she was seen devouring all food in her vicinity and cautiously observing, and then leaving.
- March 09. 2024: At around 07:31 AM (LFT), Ms. Chunky was spotted, growling as she gobbled up a whole lot of food.
- March 10, 2024: At 05:10 PM (LFT), Ms. Chunky visited while growling a little at something unseen.
- March 11, 2024: At 08:22 PM (LFT), Ms. Chunky appeared, and left at 08:26 PM (LFT).
- March 13, 2024: At around 09:07 PM (LFT), Ms. Chunky was spotted eating, and left at around 09:11 PM (LFT).
- March 14, 2024: At around 11:59 AM (LFT), Ms. Chunky was spotted eating around, looking chunky as usual.
- March 16, 2024: At 12:05 AM (LFT), Ms. Chunky was spotted again, eating heartily. Mr. Beetle showed up, patiently waiting for his turn to eat, and Ms. Chunky eventually left.
- March 18, 2024: At 03:30 AM (LFT), Ms. Chunky was spotted.
- March 19, 2024: Around 04:45 PM (LFT), Ms. Chunky visited a tragically empty feeder. However, she rapidly evolved, growing her giant galaxy brain so large that she figured out how to use her paw to knock some kibble down from the feeder chute. We remain in awe of her intellect. Around 08:58 PM (LFT), Ms. Chunky was spotted watching Mr. Chicken eating. Shortly after Mr. Chicken left, Ms. Chunky started munching on kibble on and off before leaving at 09:12 PM (LFT)
- March 20, 2024: At 10:07 AM (LFT), Mr. Bald was eating kibble when Ms. Chunky began poking her head around the corner. After 2 minutes of a staredown, Ms. Chunky climbed fully into the feeder. Mr. Bald quickly ran away, allowing Ms. Chunky to take over. She began taking several large munches of Kibble. After about 5 minutes of Kibble, she began treating herself to a dessert of large munches of treats. She left at 10:21 AM (LFT) after hissing at Goobert shortly after he arrived.
- March 22, 2024: At 12:48 AM (LFT), Ms. Chunky visited the feeder shortly after Mr. Lung.
- March 31, 2024: At 12:50 AM (LFT), after being angrily meowed at by Mr. Island, Ms. Chunky swooped in and ate for roughly three minutes.
May 2024
- May 07, 2024: At 05:13 AM (LFT), she swooped in and ate real quick before immediately leaving.
- May 13, 2024: At 10:43 PM (LFT) Ms Chunky ate for 2-3 minutes before leaving.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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An above view of Ms. Chunky
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Side view of Ms. Chunky
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Ms. Chunky eating
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Ms. Chunky giving a delightful look.
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Ms. Chunky pissed off with Brother Valentine
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Ms. Chunky booping the camera (click to see gif)
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Ms. Chunky defending the kibble with her laser vision
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Ms. Chunky’s mind grew three sizes this day as she beheld the feeder chute
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Ms. Chunky and her gigantic brain claim a prize of kibble from the otherwise empty feeder
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