Mr. Piss
Other name(s) Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh
Breed Domestic Shorthair
Coat Orange Tabby Cat
Sex Male
Rarity Uncommon
Occupation Food Waste
Appearance Really similar to Mr. Fresh, but he's not spicier to look at
Personality Sassy and pissy
First known sighting February 8th, 2024
Relations
Parents Unknown
Siblings Unknown
Partner Ms. Angel
Children None
Other In The Piss Alliance with Mr. Chicken and maybe Mr. Fresh too

Mr. Piss is an all-orange cat. On February 4th, at approximately 4:20 PM EST, Mr. Piss thought it would be a good idea to take a small pee into the feeder. He then proceeded to have a verbal fight with another cat off-screen. What an inconsiderate lad.

He won as the 4th most favorite cat in the Hello Street Cat (EN) 2nd Weekly Fan Poll

Behavior

He is a common cat and his defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for Mr. Beef, not because they look anything alike but because Mr. Piss is also a complete asshole. He pissed all over the fucking food.

Appearance

He is often mistaken for many other cats for being mostly orange, but what is unique about him is that he has zero white spotting, a round face, and his right ear has a scar (that is mistaken for a TNR ear-tip).

Mr. Piss can easily be confused with Mr. Normal, but there are slight differences in their patterns which can be used to identify them

 
Comparison of Mr. Piss and Fresh Impostor

Sightings

  • February 8th, 2024: Known as his first known sighting.
  • February 13th, 2024 around 19:11 (CET) approached Little Scraggly Guy and growled at him while eating
  • March 1st, 2024: At 12:53 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short period of time
  • March 6th, 2024: At 8:53 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short time and then pissing a little in the feeder
  • March 7th, 2024: At 9:59 AM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was on the ground about to enter the feeder while Mr. Rev was inside. Mr. Rev screamed at him but Mr. Piss didn't care and slowly entered the feeder and calmly ate while Mr. Rev was still yowling quietly. After about a minute, Mr. Rev gave up and left.
  • March 9th, 2024: At 1:19 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a second time.
  • March 13th, 2024: At 9:20 AM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss arrived with Mr. Wishbone. He ate for several minutes while Mr. Wishbone patiently waited for his turn. He then left alone without committing any heinous acts (for now).
  • March 14th, 2024: At 10:58 AM (local feeder time), Mr. Piss arrived and ate some snack. Before entering the feeder, there were cats growling outside. It was impossible to see who, but it is possible it was Mr. Piss being mean. Mr. Bean had just finished eating, so it may have been with him. Mid-way through his feast, food was dispensed, and Mr. Piss looked very offended. He did not resume eating until it was finished being dispensed.
  • March 21st, 2024: At 7:22 AM (local feeder time), Mr. Piss enjoying a snack, constantly watching out behind him for unknown reasons. Was done snacking 4 minutes later.
  • March 21st, 2024: At around 10:55 AM (local feeder time), Mr. Piss began ravenously munching, getting snacked a few times in the process, while Ms. Chess politely waited behind him. After approximately 10 minutes, he began growling and slapped Ms. Chess, causing both to run outside.


(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Catspiracy Theory

It has been theorized that Mr. Piss and Mr. Brawl are the exact same cat.

It has also been theorized that Fresh Impostor might be also Mr. Piss, so Mr. Piss, Mr. Brawl and Fresh Impostor might have been the same cat all along.

However, the community has now decided that Fresh Impostor is indeed Mr. Piss. It has also been decided that Mr. Piss is the same cat as Mr. Brawl.

Gallery

 List of feeders and cats from Happy Canteen
Cats
(list)

Brother ValentineDr. SmudgeGoobertLil Ms. ScallywagLittle Bean SproutLittle Scraggly Guy
Mr. AdidasMs. AirplaneMs. AngelMr. AnxietyMr. BaldMr. BeanMr. BeefMs. Beetle
Ms. BurntMr. ButterMs. CamoMs. CarpetMs. CharlieMs. ChessMr. Chicken
Mrs. ChunkyMr. Cool CucumberMr. CreamMs. CroissantMr. CrumbMr. Crunch
Mr. DoomMr. DotMr. EggMr. FatMs. FluffMr. FreshMr. GentlemanMr. Halo
Ms. HonkMs. InceptionMr. InsatiableMrs. IslandMx. JanitorMs. KibbleMrs. Kirby
Ms. LagMs. LoopMr. LungMs. MidnightMr. MinerMr. MonochromeMr. Nervous
Mr. NormalMr. OneMs. PaintMr. PatchMr. PissMr. PlumpMs. Pretty
Mrs. PrincessMs. PukeMr. RevMr. RibbonMs. RustMs. SadMs. Sleepy
Mr. SnifflesMr. SnoobMr. SusMs. TakeoutMs. Texas
Mr. VoidMs. WarnMr. WishboneMr. WrathThe Gluttonous Beast

Feeders
(list)

5A Scenic Cat AreaA Litter of Cats Who Love Each OtherAbandoned AngelAll You Can Eat Buffet
Auspicious RestaurantBaldie Carrot, the Cats' ProtectorBlessings Be With YouBig Man's Cat Houses
Brother Fresh's Last DayBrother Fresh’s Exclusive Castle CatMojoCat House of Compassion in HeQing Town
Cat House of Compassion in HeQing TownCat Paradise 1Cats Who Love to Eat
Eat and Drink Without Worries ~ Happy Meow Island ⌯'ㅅ'⌯Eat Enough Every DayGagaxuan Canteen
GOODCATGuangzhou Lucky HouseGUCCIGuitar Cat & Robot CatHappy Canteen
Happy Canteen No.2Happy Cat House No.2Hi MeowHouse of Compassion by the Strait
Huanzi Animal Rescue Base 1John's CanteenJOJO Miaomiaowu
Kitty CornerLi XiaoMen's Feeder for Orange CatsLittle Sun Party
Little Wanderer’s ParadiseLucky 7-Eleven ⅡLucky Meow Bobo Room Feeder
MaoMao's Streetcat House of LoveMeow Meow Rub RubMeow Meow's Whine HouseMeow Wind Chime House
No Hungry Cats Left BehindOrange Cat KindergartenSanjing Brand Cat ClubSnowball Cat StationSoaring Cat
Team BingBing Helps Stray Cats Find Their Forever HomeTuxedo and Tabby SquadTechnological Cat House
Ten Thousand Kitties HouseThe SanWei Bookstore's Kitty Canteen
There's Too Much... Too Much To Finish CompletelyWarm Home Pet Sales Department
Woohoo Big Face Baga MeowXizi MaydayYishan Stray Cat BaseYouZi's Animal CanteenZz Kitten House

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