Ms. Carpet

Ms. Carpet
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Other name(s)	Evil Goobert, Ms. Rug, Burnt Corndog
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Black (brown) Ticked Tabby
Sex	Female (Presumed)
Rarity	Legendary
Occupation	Olympic athlete and has a gold medal in feasting. She also has a full time job as a professional carpet.
Appearance	Distinct colours on her back resembling a carpet.
Personality	Skittish, feisty, famished, carpet
First known sighting	May 05, 2024
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown
Partner	Unknown
Children	Unknown

Ms. Carpet is a tabby cat whos coat resembles a carpet, hence her name. She has only been spotted a few times at the Happy Canteen.

On her long awaited third appearance on June 7, 2024, she ate for a staggering 30 minutes, shocking everyone watching. This unexpected outcome proves anybody could become Kibble Destroyer Champion, as she proudly took that title away from Mr. Beetle. With this impressive feat, Ms. Carpet firmly established herself as a rising star in the kibble consumption world, challenging the legacy of previous titleholders.

Behavior

She is a slightly skittish, rather feisty cat whos appetite rivals that of The Gluttonous Beast. Ms. Carpet appears to be curious of the feeder since she does not come around often and is fairly new. When confronted by another cat, she does not immediately flee like some others, and instead growls at them displaying her bravery and lack of cowardice but would still ultimately flee when attacked. While eating, she takes many breaks to stare outside of the feeder.

Appearance

Fuzzy coat with a thin darker line running down her back. She also has notably large eyes and looks sad whenever her head is angled downwards, which makes her very cute. Ms. Carpet’s fur also gives her a burnt appearance, resulting in her being called a burnt corndog or evil Goobert. She has a raccoon-like tail.

Ms. Carpet from above

Sightings

May 2024

May 05, 2024: Ms. Carpet’s first sighting.
May 10, 2024: Ms. Carpet was spotted for a second time.

June 2024

June 07, 2024: Ms. Carpet arrived at The Happy Canteen around 05:25AM (LFT) and proceeded to eat for a record breaking 30 minutes. After she finished gorging she loafed at the back of the feeder and growled at an unknown cat (presumably Mr. Rev)
June 08, 2024: At 6:54 AM (LFT) Ms. Carpet once again arrived at the feeder. This time she stayed at the feeder for 28 minutes. She took many breaks from eating to stare outside and she finally left after growling at Ms. Puke. Later at around 1:58 PM (LFT) Ms. Carpet came by again to eat until Mr. Chicken intimidated her on 2:05 PM (LFT) So she had to make a tactical retreat. She returned again at 4:46 PM (LFT) and ate for 5 minutes before slowly leaving.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

Ms. Carpet's first time at the feeder looking curious
Ms Carpet's view of her whole body
Ms Carpet examining food after a long awaited return
Ms Carpet from above
Ms Carpet at feeder
Ms. Carpet breaking the feasting record by eating for 30 whole minutes.
Ms. Carpet depressed about being an athlete and having a full time job

List of feeders and cats from Happy Canteen
Cats (list)	Brother Valentine • Dr. Smudge • Goobert • Lil Ms. Scallywag • Little Scraggly Guy Mr. Airplane • Ms. Angel • Mr. Anxiety • Mr. Bald • Mr. Bean • Mr. Beef • Mr. Beetle Ms. Burnt • Mr. Butter • Ms. Camo • Ms. Chess • Mr. Chicken • Ms. Chunky Mr. Cool Cucumber • Mr. Croissant • Mr. Crumb • Mr. Crunch • Mr. Doom • Mr. Dot Mr. Egg • Mr. Fat • Mr. Fluff • Mr. Fresh • Mr. Gentleman • Ms. Halo • Ms. Honk Ms. Inception • Mr. Island • Mr. Janitor • Ms. Kibble • Ms. Kirby • Ms. Lag Ms. Loop • Mr. Lung • Ms. Midnight • Mr. Miner • Mr. Monochrome • Mr. Nervous Mr. Normal • Mr. One • Ms. Paint • Mr. Patch • Mr. Piss • Mr. Plump • Ms. Pretty Mrs. Princess • Ms. Puke • Mr. Rev • Mr. Ribbon • Ms. Rust • Ms. Sad • Ms. Sleepy Mr. Sniffles • Mr. Snoob • Mr. Soggy • Mr. Sus • Ms. Takeout • Ms. Texas • Mr. Turkey Mr. Void • Ms. Warn • Mr. Wishbone • The Gluttonous Beast
Feeders (list)	Abandoned Angel • Auspicious Restaurant • Baldie Carrot, the Cats' Protector Blessings Be With You • Brother Fresh's Last Day • Cat House of Compassion in HeQing Town Cat Paradise 1 • Guangzhou Lucky House • GUCCI • Guitar Cat & Robot Cat • Happy Canteen • Happy Canteen No.2 Hi Meow • House of Compassion by the Strait • John's Canteen • Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ Meows Who Love to Eat • Orange Cat Kindergarten Team BingBing Helps Stray Cats Find Their Forever Home • Technological Cat House Ten Thousand Kitties House • The SanWei Bookstore's Kitty Canteen There's Too Much... Too Much To Finish Completely • Yishan Stray Cat Base • YouZi's Animal Canteen
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