Mr. Wrath
Mr. Wrath is a ginger cat with tabby stripes and has large golden eyes. He appeared rather dramatically, announcing his arrival with his sinister growling, scaring the cat feeding before him. He got his name from his endless growling and angry behavior throughout the time he is eating.
On his first day at the Happy Canteen feeder, he immediately gained a casualty of his endless displeasure in Ms. Takeout.
Behavior
From his very introduction he has been known to be extremely angry and growly, for reasons unknown. He is also observed to be sneaky, entrapping Ms. Takeout inside the feeder with his ninja moves. Wrath’s very territorial towards food, frequently spying on his surroundings for intruders.
Appearance
Mr. Wrath is an orange tabby with medium fur and a white fade on his muzzle and chin. Though very similar to Mr. Crumb, Mr. Anxiety, and Mr. Nervous due to being full gingers, he has a notable horizontal thick stripe on his midsection.
Sightings
June 2024
- June 12, 2024: At 09:58 PM (LFT) Mr. Wrath made a dramatic entrance at the Happy Canteen feeder, scaring off Ms. Takeout with his incredible rage. He spent time circling the feeder, like a lion prowling then took over, angrily munching and growling all the while making the lights blink all over the place with his fury. This behavior along with his unmatched vigilance continued until he left the feeder, at 10:09 PM (LFT) with his rage contained... For now. Anger level: 8/10
- June 13, 2024: At 12:46 PM (LFT) he entered the feeder and ate, frequently looking outside. It is noted that he was not growling anymore and is less wary than his first appearance. He is probably working on his anger management issues. Anger level: 2/10
- June 14, 2024: At 05:38 AM (LFT), Mr. Wrath entered the feeder once more, proving why he is called such in a fit of angry breakfast. Once again, the lights repeatedly blink in his presence. Anger level 5/10. He returned at 02:35 PM (LFT) yowling at Ms. Carpet while she was inside the feeder which scared her out of her (imaginary)socks. Anger level: 7/10
- June 15, 2024: Around 06:18 AM (LFT), he wrathfully ate at the feeder again, feasting on the weak imitation of Mt. Kibble and snacks. Anger level: 5/10
- June 16, 2024: At 12:21 PM(LFT) Mr. Wrath peacefully ate but was cut short by Ms. Island. A hiss off ensues and he ultimately left leaving Ms. Island with a criminally offensive side-eye. Anger level: 1 escalating at 9/10
- June 28, 2024: At 06:59 PM (LFT) Mr. Wrath ate at the feeder, flashed his balls, looked out for other cats, smelled the yellow orb and yelled at Mr. Chicken for disrupting his meal. Anger level 9.5/10
July 2024
- July 3, 2024: At 08:18 AM (LFT) Mr. Wrath rushed like a man being starved at the feeder chasing Ms. Fluff away skedaddling(though he was probably stalking by 08:15 AM due to Ms. Fluff's apparent super-vigilance). He ate like a goblin managing not to choke despite his rapidfire turns about 45 tpm(turns per minute). He zoomed away at 08:24 AM (LFT) to evade police arrest. Anger level: 6/10
- July 20, 2024: Around 02:50 PM (LFT) Mr. Wrath entered the feeder and feasted on the kibble. He continued his kibble conquest until he decided to get angry out of nowhere and growl and yowled at nobody. The whole time the feeder is dark like the blackness of his heart. Anger level: 4/10
- July 23, 2024: Around 03:12 PM(LFT) Mr. Wrath decided to appear at the time without kibbles nor snacks in the dispenser, anger dampened by the lack of nourishment. He waited for food for more than 10 minutes. Wrath notably ate the candied chicken snacks puke Mr. Sus left. Anger level: He's too sad to be angry/10.
August 2024
- August 19, 2024: Around 05:51 AM(LFT) Mr. Wrath decided to visit the feeder and gorged himself but was dissatisfied so he looked around for reasons to be angry. He found another cat lounging around so he did what he does best: growl and yowl and hiss. The anger is keeping him alive. Anger level: 6/10
October 2024
- October 23, 2024: At 12:38 PM(LFT) Mr. Wrath returned with a huge appetite and ate for a whopping 10 minutes in the feeder. He is still growling of course(Mrs. Kirby was nearby). His gorging was rudely interrupted by Mr. Wishbone, revealing one emotion aside from angry- afraid. He cowardly hid beside the feeder for almost 3 minutes before leaving at 12:41 PM(LFT). Anger level 5/10 he thinks other cats are ugly.
- October 25, 2024: At 01:10 PM(LFT) Mr. Wrath entered and ate without an issue(surprisingly), though this thin veneer of peace was soon shattered five minutes later when he discovered that another cat(Mr. Sus) is hanging out outside He spent the rest of his lunch growling like a gremlin that he is, then bounced resulting in four other orange cats to scamper away. Anger level 5/10, fury is important, but food is importanter.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Wrath from above
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Born hater
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Taking out his anger on the innocent kibble
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Wrath believes kibble is beneath him, he demands chicken
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Wrath in defensive mode against Mr. Chicken.
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Mr. Wrath's signature macaroni shaped pose whenever he is eating.
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Mr. Wrath contemplating the complexities of the universe(He's just hungry)
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Self explanatory
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Devious side eye
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"Some men(cats) just want... to watch the world burn."