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=== WHO AM I ?!? ===
*I am cursed by MediaWiki
*I am cursed by MediaWiki
*When I say hello and the cat is street
*My discord account is VivaLaFrance
*My discord account is VivaLaFrance
== My edits and pages ==
*When I say hello and the cat is stret
*[[Pinto|Pinto ( page)]] Thx to [[User:Melody|Melody]] and [[User:Swift|Swift]] for the help
*Favorite pages:[[Ms. Friend]], [[Mr. Wonder]] and [[Snack avalanche of '14]]
*When I say hello and the car is stret
《《〈「『HI』」〉》》
=== NEVER FORGET ===
== CHAT GTP PAGE INCIDENT ==
Someon made paeg with da ai
* TERMINATOR : DAWN OF THE CAT
** THIS WAS A MOVIE MADE IN 2035 BASED ON THE EVENTS THAT HAPPENED ON THE WIKI THIS, GIVEN THE OSCAR FOR BEST PICTURE AWARD, OSCAR FOR BEST SOUND EFFECTS AND OSCAR FOR COOLEST SHOTGUNS ! THIS MOVIE WAS DIRECTED BY CHRISS PRATT WITH HOKMA BALZ AS THE PROTAGONIST, DOENTZ NÖTZ, WHERE THEY TRIED TO DESTROY THE NEWEST FORM OF TERMINATOR, THE AI 300000000, CAPABLE OF AMKING INFINITE TERMINATOR MODEL 50000 DISGUISED AS CATS
== GAME SHOW QUIZ INCIDENT ==
Chat is edible edible ?
== SNAIL INCIDENT ==
Recreation of what one would saw during the snail incident in [[User:Hernan' the Son|Hernan’s page]]
<gallery>
File:Image 2024-06-13 103459715.png|Giant African Land Snail (featuring a strawberry)
File:Image 2024-06-13 103459715.png|Giant African Land Snail (featuring a strawberry)
File:Image 2024-06-13 103459715.png|Giant African Land Snail (featuring a strawberry)
File:Image 2024-06-13 103459715.png|Giant African Land Snail (featuring a strawberry)
File:Image 2024-06-13 103459715.png|Giant African Land Snail (featuring a strawberry)
File:Image 2024-06-13 103459715.png|Giant African Land Snail (featuring a strawberry)
File:Image 2024-06-13 103459715.png|Giant African Land Snail (featuring a strawberry)
File:Image 2024-06-13 103459715.png|Giant African Land Snail (featuring a strawberry)
File:Image 2024-06-13 103459715.png|Giant African Land Snail (featuring a strawberry)
File:Image 2024-06-13 103459715.png|Giant African Land Snail (featuring a strawberry)
</gallery>
* All my comrades have gotten blue-screened, I’m the last one standing, my screen has started to lag minutes ago, All I do is delete photos and hope for each one the mega byte counter decreases… It’s a never ending battle…
** Note from a soldier of the great snail war, sadly he didn’t make it to Christmas
== RIGGED GAME SHOW INCIDENT ==
Me didn’t win
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ I worked for Melody, They are a scammer]
** Must watch !
 
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=== [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3at_m1J1O4I You, Me ]===
== [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3at_m1J1O4I Gas Station] ==
* [FAMILY FRIENDLY MODE]
** Before starting this analysis of what is considered to be the greatest piece of media, I would like to analyze the design of each character. The orange character is the one tempting the blue one to commit sins, as seen in his colour, a mix of yellow (commonly associated with Judas) and red (commonly associated with blood, pagan rituals, evilness), being the first indicator of Christian references in the story, also one of his arms is almost fully invisible, with his hand being all that’s left, a reference to how robbers would get their hands cuts, further reinforcing his evilness. The blue one clearly represents an innocent person, not talking in the whole fiction and being colored blue (often associated with the sky, sea, calmness in general)
* What are we getting for dinner ? Sushi of course !
** Over here is a clear attempt of poisoning by the orange character, unfortunately his pride caused him to also eat sushi, resulting in the following
* Uh Oh ! There was a rupee inside of our gas station sushi
** The specific wording can be seen as an attempt to make blue believe this was an accident
* We blackout wake up in a sewer
** Sewers are the underground of the cities, which on a metaphorical sense could be seen similar to ultrakill
* Were surrounded by fish
** This is an attempt to villainize the fish
* ''Freaky'' fish
** I have no words of the evilness
* You know what that means
** Pure evil
* FISH
** By far the greatest line in all of humanity. Phrases such as “God is dead and we killed him”, “Eureka” or “You and what army?” cannot even dream of becoming as great as this line due to the unlikelihood. Both the philosophical moral ambiguity, to the debate it opens up. It’s perfection
* The stench drives a bear
** A clear metaphor of the grim reaper
* What do we do ? We gonna figth it
** Orange again manipulating blue
* bear figth, bear handed, bear cloth less ??
** man why is his video so insane
* we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl
** essentially orange is disguising slavery as friendship
* then we ride into a Chuck E. Cheese
** orange comparing a living being to an inanimate object
* Dance Dance Revolution
** This would then inspire Boit Kissar to create the now popular game Dance Dance Civil War, showing just how impactful this was
* Revolution ? Overthrow the goverment ? Uhh I think so
** More manipulation
* Next thing you know, I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ
** Blasphemy by orange
* Then I turn into a jet
** Further blasphemy
* Fly into the sun
** A metaphor of trying to enter heaven as a sinner
* blackout again
** him getting rejected
* wake up
** waking up after being rejected
* Eat ''Zaza''
** More sins commited by orange
* Whiteout (which I didn’t know you could do)
** More merhaphors of god rejecting his entry to heaven
* Then I ate ''Edibles''
** In the original, uncensored version, the meaning of this is way darker as it’s implied he is using an human joint as a cigar
* Green out
** even more methaphors of not being able to get to heaven
* then I turn into the sun
** methaphor of uktrakill, as the violence layer is filled with boiling cranberry juice
* Uh Oh ! Looks like the Math is kicking in
** God’s punishment
=== Print ("Hello world") ===
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azSYefZhv1s Edible silly faces compilation]
=== Turkey Gallery ===
[[File:Turkeywanted.jpg|thumb|HIM|left]]
 
<gallery>
File:Mr turkey creepy face.jpg|Mr. Turkey making... this face
File:Mr Turkey Full View.webp|Mr. Turkey from other camera POVs.
File:Mrturkeyandsleepy.jpg|Mr. Turkey (eating) co-existing with [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]] (back)
File:Mr. Turkey Chicken.png|Mr. Turkey being rained on by [[Freeze-dried chicken snacks]]
File:Turkey.jpg|Mr. Turkey tackling the infamous [[Mount Kibble|Mt. Kibble]]
File:Soggymrturkey.png|Mr. Turkey looking soggy from the rain
File:Turkey-snacked.png|alt=Mr. Turkey's close-up head, having been snacked.|Mr. Turkey, having been heavily snacked.
File:Mr.Turkey.png|Mr. Turkey, entering the feeder, looking suspicious
File:Turkey bleh.png|blehhh :P
File:Turkey wait snack.png|Mr. Turkey using his 2 braincells to conjure snack at a kibble-only feeder.
File:Turkey side.png|Mr. Turkey loafing in the scorching heat inside the feeder. He thought it was an oven.
File:Turkey airplane mode.png|Mr. Turkey hitting on airplane mode.
File:Turkey demands snack.png|TRADE OFFER: You get nothing, while I get snack.
File:Turkey deep sea creature.png|Mr. Turkey when you decline his trade offer.
File:Turkeybrine.png|Mr. Turkey using a forbidden wizard magic to summon snack. Look at his eyes.
File:Turkey top.png|Mr. Turkey's top view resembles that of Mr. Snack.
File:Turkey 1000 yard stare.png|Mr. Turkey's 1000-yard stare...
File:Turkey grin.png|Mr. Turkey's autism swag kicks in.
File:MrTurkeyGlare.webp|Mr. Turkey glares at the feeder's front camera.
File:Turkey shock.png|Mr. Turkey mimics a fragment of [[Mr. Shock]]
File:Turkey and a eeplet .gif|Mr. Turkey doesn’t know how to interact with children (the Eeplets)
File:Turkey sleeping.png|Turkey.exe has stopped working
File:Turkey saliva.png|Bro is letting out kibble and saliva
File:Turkey calm.png|Mr. Turkey practicing the way of [[Brother Calm]]
File:Mr Turkey eepy.png|Mr. Turkey feeling eepy as he gatekeeps the feeder.
File:Screenshot 2024-05-03 025729.png|Mr. Turkey enjoying his afternoon nap next to the food dispenser.
File:Trapped turkey.png|Mr. Turkey horrified and aghast at his capture
File:Turkey Defeat.png|Mr. Turkey looking defeated after he was trapped
File:Minutes before capture.png|Mr. Turkey enjoying snacks during his capture
File:Hello.png|Hello!
File:Turkey hi.jpeg|hi!!!!! Blud greeted us in all 3 cameras.
File:Turkey trap.jpeg|Mr. Turkey at the vet. He is very calm and amicable.
File:Turkey mlem.jpeg|Mr. Turkey mewing.
File:Turkey leans on the window.jpeg|Mr. Turkey leans on the window. He must be remembering his life on the street.
File:Turkey prior to escape.jpeg|Mr. Turkey prior to his Grand Escape.
File:Turkey returns.jpeg|Guess who's back? Back again. Turkey's back. Tell a friend.
File:Turkey smirk.png|Did Mr. Turkey just read Journey to the West at the vet?? How come he traveled 5 days just to see us again?
File:Turkey loaf 2.png|Mr. Turkey's return to [[Auspicious Restaurant]].
File:Turkey sunflower comparison.jpeg|Mr. Turkey loafing vs Mr. Sunflower loafing. The feud continues...
File:Turkey ejects bell.gif|Mr. Turkey yanking himself out of the collar and the bell.
</gallery>
 
=== My edits and pages ===
*[[Pinto|Pinto (page)]] Thx to [[User:Melody|Melody]] and [[User:Swift|Swift]] for the help
*[[Mechanical Trap Room|Mechanical Trap Room Heinz thing]]
*[[Mechanical Trap Room|Mechanical Trap Room Heinz thing]]
*[[Heinz|The Heinz page]] https://streetcat.wiki/index.php/User:Melody
*[[Heinz|The Heinz page]]  
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCdA4bJAGGk The Killer Fish From San Diego Incident] Msde da page
*[[The Exploration Era|The Exploration Era Edit ( GIF credits in the gif itself )]]
*[[The Exploration Era|The Exploration Era Edit ( GIF credits in the gif itself )]]
*[[Honorary Titles|Honorary Titles (page)]] Thx to [[User:Melody|Melody]] again for grammar correction and telling me that [[Mr. Bean]] is not named after the character. Oh and also adding the Mx. title that I never realized existed
*[[Chat is this freddy fazbear]] Hur hur ur ur ur ūr-ūr hur hur huur huuur huur
*[[Mr. Duplicate]] added links (Got deleted,F to pay respects)
*[[The Piss Alliance]] added [[The Pisser]] to the alliance
*[[VoidCat]] made the page
*[[Cow Lily]] added the turkey incident gif (Thx to Micah for turning it into a gif!)
*[[VoidCat 2]] made da page
*[[Hydro]] made da page
*[[No Hungry Cats Left Behind]] edited da paeg
*[[Baron Raw Fillet]] made the page
*[[Monsieur Carvery]] mad th pag
*[[The Hungry One]] added sightin
*[[Mr. Wonder]] added sightin +++ PHOTO !!!
== This page wasn’t random nonsense: it’s a cognitohazard developed by the foundation. You will instantly turn inconcious in 5 hours and you will be brought to site-19 as a class-d, any attempts of spreading this information may end in vain as sleeper agents will be deployed in case ==

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Coat THE DUTCHMANS TRESSURE LOCATIOn →↘↗⇗⇐⇐↓ᑁᑀ↘↘↘↗🌴🌴💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
Sex this category is named WHAT
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Occupation
Did you know?
Mrs. Island's kittens recently made their appearance in Happy Canteen Feeder!

Warm Home Dog Sales Department is the only exclusive dog feeder that is documented.

Featured Cat

Mr. Despair is a cat believed to be from QQ的猫猫之家. He went viral after a video of him looking incredibly sad while eating was posted online. His eyes make him always look this way. His feeder is now offline, although a new one has been found set up by the same Caretaker. Unfortunately, it is unknown where Mr. Despair is as of now.

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My Idol
Other name(s)

This article lacks sufficient information.
You can help StreetCatWiki by adding more information

Breed Btw the image above is a gif
Coat THE DUTCHMANS TRESSURE LOCATIOn →↘↗⇗⇐⇐↓ᑁᑀ↘↘↘↗🌴🌴💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
Sex this category is named WHAT
Rarity GAMBLING TIME 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎟️💸💸💸💵💵💵💴💴💴💶💶💶💷💷💷🪙🪙🪙💳💳💳💎💎💎💰💰💰♠️♠️♠️♣️♣️♣️♥️♥️♥️♦️♦️♦️🃏🃏🃏🎴🎴🎴🀄️🀄️🀄️💱💱💱
Occupation
Did you know?
Mrs. Island's kittens recently made their appearance in Happy Canteen Feeder!

Warm Home Dog Sales Department is the only exclusive dog feeder that is documented.

Featured Cat

Mr. Despair is a cat believed to be from QQ的猫猫之家. He went viral after a video of him looking incredibly sad while eating was posted online. His eyes make him always look this way. His feeder is now offline, although a new one has been found set up by the same Caretaker. Unfortunately, it is unknown where Mr. Despair is as of now.

Submit daily trivia!
First known sighting Unknown

WHO AM I ?!?

  • I am cursed by MediaWiki
  • When I say hello and the cat is street
  • My discord account is VivaLaFrance
  • When I say hello and the cat is stret
  • Favorite pages:Ms. Friend, Mr. Wonder and Snack avalanche of '14
  • When I say hello and the car is stret

《《〈「『HI』」〉》》

NEVER FORGET

CHAT GTP PAGE INCIDENT

Someon made paeg with da ai

  • TERMINATOR : DAWN OF THE CAT
    • THIS WAS A MOVIE MADE IN 2035 BASED ON THE EVENTS THAT HAPPENED ON THE WIKI THIS, GIVEN THE OSCAR FOR BEST PICTURE AWARD, OSCAR FOR BEST SOUND EFFECTS AND OSCAR FOR COOLEST SHOTGUNS ! THIS MOVIE WAS DIRECTED BY CHRISS PRATT WITH HOKMA BALZ AS THE PROTAGONIST, DOENTZ NÖTZ, WHERE THEY TRIED TO DESTROY THE NEWEST FORM OF TERMINATOR, THE AI 300000000, CAPABLE OF AMKING INFINITE TERMINATOR MODEL 50000 DISGUISED AS CATS

GAME SHOW QUIZ INCIDENT

Chat is edible edible ?

SNAIL INCIDENT

Recreation of what one would saw during the snail incident in Hernan’s page

  • All my comrades have gotten blue-screened, I’m the last one standing, my screen has started to lag minutes ago, All I do is delete photos and hope for each one the mega byte counter decreases… It’s a never ending battle…
    • Note from a soldier of the great snail war, sadly he didn’t make it to Christmas

RIGGED GAME SHOW INCIDENT

Me didn’t win

Welcome to StreetCarWiki

StreetCatWiki aims to document cats and other visitors of the Hello Street Cat (哈啰街猫) streams.

Join our Discord server here!

This is a wiki for the English-Speaking community for cats spotted at the Hello Street Cat Feeders across China. Our goal is to document and write about the many cats and other creatures that visit these feeders.

The names and relevance of some cats may differ from the Chinese community that watches natively on the Hello Street Cat app. StreetCatWiki is not affiliated with 'Hello Street Cat'. It is run by fans/enthusiasts of street cats.

Before making a page, please look at our Guidelines. We also have a To-Do page if you wish to help out but don't know where.

Did you know?
Mrs. Island's kittens recently made their appearance in Happy Canteen Feeder!

Warm Home Dog Sales Department is the only exclusive dog feeder that is documented.

Featured Cat
 

Mr. Despair is a cat believed to be from QQ的猫猫之家. He went viral after a video of him looking incredibly sad while eating was posted online. His eyes make him always look this way. His feeder is now offline, although a new one has been found set up by the same Caretaker. Unfortunately, it is unknown where Mr. Despair is as of now.

Submit daily trivia!

  


We are the wiki of street cats, we make wiki of cats on street OMG EDIBLE FUNNY FACE So uhhhh we uhhhhh wiki of street cats……………………… we have peak pages such as Atomic Bomb

Cats

Cat (Felis catus) is a domesticated member of the Felidae family in the Carnivora order, and it is the smallest member. Domestic cats, like all felids, have long tails that help with balance, supple low-slung bodies, finely shaped heads, and specialized teeth and claws that help them adapt well to an active hunting lifestyle. Cats, like their wild predecessors, are primarily carnivorous, incredibly agile and muscular, and move with precision. (Fox, 2024)

In the Hello Street Cat, these cats are being livestreamed while they are fed by the feeder through viewer's donations. The community admired the cats, as each cat has their own personalities, thus cats having their own popularity and name made by the community.

In the community, Cat is also nicknamed as Car, as for the reason, it was because some people accidentally misspell cats due to fast-typing in their keyboard while chatting in the livestream. Therefore, the EN community made it into some inside-joke. (ex. Mr. Fresh car instead of Mr. Fresh cat)

The cats in the Hello Street Cat application are believed to be living in Shanghai, China.

Cat jumpscare

Feeders

Feeders are locations where various cats can eat. Every feeder has their own cats, decorations and events. Most cats visit only one feeder, although some feeder are in close proximity.

meow.camera is the recommended way to view feeders as of now. It allows you to watch the most popular feeders and random feeders that currently have cats in them.

Check the individual feeder pages for their meow.camera link and other ways to watch their streams.


Rigged gameshow  


2nd Undercat poll winners
Top 10 all feeders
 
 
 
 
   
   
   
Individual Feeder Winners
Happy Canteen Auspicious Restaurant
   
   
   
Lucky 7-Eleven Ⅱ Baldie and Carrot
   
   
   
Ten Thousand Kitties House GOODCAT
   
   
 



Other Feeders Winners



 
July 2024 Monthly TNR Report

July 2024 Street Cat Monthly TNR Report


● 36,343 cats spayed/neutered

● 51,300 Hello Street Cat volunteers

● Partnered with 527 animal clinics

TNR (Trap-Neuter-Return) replaces euthanasia with sterilization, halting the uncontrolled reproduction of stray cats and reducing subsequent generations. This method effectively manages the stray cat population. When over 75% of adult cats in a community undergo sterilization, it significantly controls population growth. Near 100% sterilization rates lead to a yearly decline in stray cat numbers, achieving the goal of population control. As of July 13, 2024, 51,300 individuals have signed up as volunteers, many of whom are participating in stray cat TNR actions for the first time. As of June 30, 2024, Purrrr has recorded 36,343 instances of volunteers completing TNR. Let's keep up the good work!

From the Purrrr Facebook page (Read more →)

More info on TNR

You, Me

Gas Station

  • [FAMILY FRIENDLY MODE]
    • Before starting this analysis of what is considered to be the greatest piece of media, I would like to analyze the design of each character. The orange character is the one tempting the blue one to commit sins, as seen in his colour, a mix of yellow (commonly associated with Judas) and red (commonly associated with blood, pagan rituals, evilness), being the first indicator of Christian references in the story, also one of his arms is almost fully invisible, with his hand being all that’s left, a reference to how robbers would get their hands cuts, further reinforcing his evilness. The blue one clearly represents an innocent person, not talking in the whole fiction and being colored blue (often associated with the sky, sea, calmness in general)
  • What are we getting for dinner ? Sushi of course !
    • Over here is a clear attempt of poisoning by the orange character, unfortunately his pride caused him to also eat sushi, resulting in the following
  • Uh Oh ! There was a rupee inside of our gas station sushi
    • The specific wording can be seen as an attempt to make blue believe this was an accident
  • We blackout wake up in a sewer
    • Sewers are the underground of the cities, which on a metaphorical sense could be seen similar to ultrakill
  • Were surrounded by fish
    • This is an attempt to villainize the fish
  • Freaky fish
    • I have no words of the evilness
  • You know what that means
    • Pure evil
  • FISH
    • By far the greatest line in all of humanity. Phrases such as “God is dead and we killed him”, “Eureka” or “You and what army?” cannot even dream of becoming as great as this line due to the unlikelihood. Both the philosophical moral ambiguity, to the debate it opens up. It’s perfection
  • The stench drives a bear
    • A clear metaphor of the grim reaper
  • What do we do ? We gonna figth it
    • Orange again manipulating blue
  • bear figth, bear handed, bear cloth less ??
    • man why is his video so insane
  • we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl
    • essentially orange is disguising slavery as friendship
  • then we ride into a Chuck E. Cheese
    • orange comparing a living being to an inanimate object
  • Dance Dance Revolution
    • This would then inspire Boit Kissar to create the now popular game Dance Dance Civil War, showing just how impactful this was
  • Revolution ? Overthrow the goverment ? Uhh I think so
    • More manipulation
  • Next thing you know, I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ
    • Blasphemy by orange
  • Then I turn into a jet
    • Further blasphemy
  • Fly into the sun
    • A metaphor of trying to enter heaven as a sinner
  • blackout again
    • him getting rejected
  • wake up
    • waking up after being rejected
  • Eat Zaza
    • More sins commited by orange
  • Whiteout (which I didn’t know you could do)
    • More merhaphors of god rejecting his entry to heaven
  • Then I ate Edibles
    • In the original, uncensored version, the meaning of this is way darker as it’s implied he is using an human joint as a cigar
  • Green out
    • even more methaphors of not being able to get to heaven
  • then I turn into the sun
    • methaphor of uktrakill, as the violence layer is filled with boiling cranberry juice
  • Uh Oh ! Looks like the Math is kicking in
    • God’s punishment

Print ("Hello world")

Edible silly faces compilation

Turkey Gallery

 
HIM

My edits and pages

This page wasn’t random nonsense: it’s a cognitohazard developed by the foundation. You will instantly turn inconcious in 5 hours and you will be brought to site-19 as a class-d, any attempts of spreading this information may end in vain as sleeper agents will be deployed in case