{{CatInfobox|name=Mrs. Kirby|image=Kirbyface.png|caption=Mrs. Kirby herself|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Calico|sex=Female|rarity=Very common|occupation=Loafing and being a professional boxer (attacking any cat)|appearance=Brown and orange calico with a very soft face and a kirby-shaped collection of blobs on her back.|personality=Feisty, silly. Territorial (when greeted upon another cat when visiting the feeder)|first_sighting=February 4th (most likely)|partner=Currently unknown|children=Unknown until she gives birth (or loses weight)}}
{{CatInfobox|name=Mrs. Kirby|image=Kirbyface.png|caption=Mrs. Kirby herself|other_names=Black Nose Tip (黑鼻头), Sister Kirby, Kirb, the Queen|breed=Domestic Shorthair|coat=Calico|sex=Female|rarity=Very Common (approximately every 30 minutes)|occupation=Single mother, Loaf, being a professional boxer (attacking any cat), specter, & being a cutie, and also contributed to the valve prism, defeater of King Dedede|appearance=Brown and orange calico with a very soft face and a kirby-shaped collection of blobs on her back.|personality=Feisty, silly, territorial|first_sighting=January 30, 2024
'''Mrs. Kirby (黑鼻头, "Black Nose Tip")''' is a common visitor to the feeding station, known for her cute face and distinct markings that look like Kirby. She is also known for being the most dominant cat, picking fights with everyone including [[Mr. Fresh]] himself. It is an unconfirmed rumor in the chat that Mrs. Kirby had been poisoned and thus is very unsure and careful about eating. This anxiety was pictured on February 4 in the 'staring forward' picture, in which for a strange number of seconds she sat in front of the feeder staring. The community wishes Mrs. Kirby only the best health.
05:18 PM (LFT)|partner=Currently unknown, possibly [[Mr. Void]]|children=Currently unknown, she appears to have given birth|other_relations=Former Enemies: [[Mr. Fresh]], [[Mr. Beef]] (Possibly)
Enemies: [[The Gluttonous Beast]]
Hates everyone else}}
Some members in the Discord server believe that Mrs. Kirby is pregnant due to her size, how much she eats, and the way she acts around other cats (feisty).
'''Mrs. Kirby''' is a common visitor to the [[Happy Canteen|Happy Canteen.]] She is known for her cute face and distinct back markings, which look like Kirby.
Mrs. Kirby has been renamed from Ms. to Mrs. Kirby due to her 100% being pregnant. (The father is currently unknown.)
She is also known for being the most dominant cat, picking fights with everyone, including [[Mr. Fresh]] himself, earning her a "Queen" status.
On February 27th, Mrs. Kirby visited the feeder and still appeared pregnant, but less bloated than last time.
Mrs. Kirby was once visibly pregnant, and has now given birth off camera. The whereabouts of her children (dubbed “kirblets”) are currently unknown. As of September 2024, Kirby has given birth to a new, still unseen, litter.[[File:Kirbyshock.png|thumb|Mrs. Kirby looking absolutely horrified and scared out of her gourd.]]
[[File:Kirby voices.png|thumb|Mrs. Kirby staring at the camera like [[Mr. Snack]] does.]]
== Behavior ==
[[File:Kirby weight chart.png|thumb|Mrs. Kirby's weight chart showing how big she has gotten (as of 2/22/24).]][[File:Kirbyshock.png|thumb|Mrs. Kirby looking absolutely horrified and scared out of her gourd.]]
Mrs. Kirby is a feisty cat, as she sees the feeder as her territory. If she finds another cat eating when she comes in, she kicks them out immediately, often using violence. The only cat for whom she showed mercy was [[The Gluttonous Beast]], because he was still a kitten. She did let him know that she was really mad, though.
= Behavior =
Mrs. Kirby is a feisty cat as she sees the feeder as her territory. If she finds another cat eating when she comes in, she kicks them out immediately. The only cat for whom she showed mercy was [[The Gluttonous beast|The Gluttonous Beast]], because he was still a kitten. She did let him know that she was really mad, though.
= Appearance =
In some occasions, Mrs. Kirby will grab a big piece of snack before leaving, possibly to feed her children.
Mrs. Kirby is a magnificent matriarch with delicate white paws made for smacking competition for the feeder out of her way. During her (presumed) pregnancy, she was impressively round, but since the apparent birth of her kirblets, she has slimmed back down. She has splotches of orange on her face, and the top of her head is brown with two adorable orange ears. Her body is white with brown and orange circular patches. On her lower back is her eponymous Kirby-shaped marking, a brown circle with two round orange "feet."[[File:Kirbyabove.png|thumb|Mrs. Kirby seen from above. You can see the Kirby-shaped blobs on her back.|none]]
= Sightings =
* '''February 7th, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby attacked [[Mr. Fluff]], causing him to scream in terror and run away.
== Appearance ==
* '''February 8th, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby had a fight with [[Mr. Brawl]] and somehow won.
Mrs. Kirby is a magnificent matriarch with delicate white paws made for smacking competition out of her way. During her pregnancy, she was impressively round, but has since slimmed back down.
* '''February 9th, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby attacked Mr. Beef and Mr. Chess while they were eating, scaring them away.
She has splotches of orange on her face, and the top of her head is brown with two adorable orange ears. Her body is white, with brown and orange circular patches. On her lower back is her eponymous Kirby-shaped marking, a brown circle with two round orange "feet".[[File:Kirbyabove.png|thumb|Mrs. Kirby seen from above. You can see the Kirby-shaped blobs on her back.|none]]
* '''February 10th, 2024:''' [[The Gluttonous beast|The Gluttonous Beast]] poked and spooked Mrs. Kirby, her only nerf.
* '''February 22nd, 2024:''' She was spotted again and ate briefly, staring at the camera several times.
* '''February 23rd, 2024:''' At 2:50 AM CST (local feeder time), she was spotted waiting for her turn at the feeder before scaring off [[Mr. Bald]]. The same day at 10:10 AM CST (local feeder time), she was spotted cautiously walking up to the feeder to get some snacks.
* '''February 24th, 2024:''' At 1:16 AM CST (local feeder time), she ate for a bit and then loafed in the new carpet for close to 20 minutes, more than most cats do. The same day at 11:03 AM CST (local feeder time), she showed up and loafed for over 15 minutes. Also the same day at 11:35 PM CST (local feeder time), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes then was scared off by something.
* '''February 25th, 2024:''' Around 5:01 AM CST (local feeder time), she showed up and ate for around 4 minutes then was scared off by something under the feeder.
* '''February 27th, 2024:''' Around 1:14 AM CST (feeder time), she appeared and ate out of a very full [[Mount Kibble]] for around 7 minutes, heard another cat and ran away. The same day at 6:42 AM CST (local feeder time), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes then left.
* '''February 28th, 2024:''' At 10:31 AM CST (local feeder time), she showed and ate for around 5 minutes then left.
* '''February 29th, 2024:''' At around 11:00 PM (Local cam time), She shows up when [[Mr. Doom]] is eating, and waits patiently while he finishes his meal. [[Mr. Doom]] hisses at her, then continues to eat, then he leaves.
* '''March 1st, 2024:''' At 12:31 AM (Local feeder time), Mrs. Kirby showed up while [[Mr. Dot]] was eating, she meowed and Mr. Dot quickly ran away. She also hissed at an unidentified tabby cat. The same day at 11:49 AM (local feeder time), Mrs. Kirby showed up and waited patiently for Mr. Smudge to finish his meal.
* '''March 2nd, 2024:''' At 4:28 PM (CST), Mrs. Kirby was slapped by [[Goobert]] while waiting for him to finish eating.
* '''March 4th, 2024:''' Around 5:39 AM (Local feeder time), Mrs. Kirby got into a stare-off with [[Mr. Beef]], who attempted to slap her while she was eating, but was too afraid to do so. The same day at 11:17 PM (CST), Mrs. Kirby was sighted at the feeder.
* '''March 5th, 2024:''' Around 12:52 AM (CST), Mrs. Kirby scared off an orange cat (identity currently unknown), before taking her place at the feeder.
* '''March 8th, 2024:''' Around 4:08AM (local feeder time), Mrs Kirby showed up and feasted on some kibble.
* '''March 8th, 2024''': Around 9:32 AM (local feeder time), she'd chase [[Mr. Sleepy]] out of the feeder to eat.
'''(Note: Some cat sightings are not written or recorded due to either the cat is a common visitor or no wiki editors were online during the time of their appearance).'''
== Sightings ==
'''Click on [Expand] to see sightings from previous months!'''
[[File:Kirby weight chart.png|thumb|Mrs. Kirby's weight chart showing how big she has gotten (as of 2/22/24).]]
* '''February 07, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby attacked [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]], causing her to scream in terror and run away.
* '''February 08, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby had a fight with [[Mr. Piss]] and somehow won.
* '''February 09, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby attacked [[Mr. Beef]] and [[Ms. Chess]] while they were eating, scaring them away.
* '''February 10, 2024:''' [[The Gluttonous beast|The Gluttonous Beast]] poked and spooked Mrs. Kirby, her only nerf.
* '''February 22, 2024:''' She was spotted again and ate briefly, staring at the camera several times.
* '''February 23, 2024:''' At 02:50 AM (LFT), she was spotted waiting for her turn at the feeder before scaring off [[Mr. Bald]]. The same day at 10:10 AM (LFT), she was spotted cautiously walking up to the feeder to get some snacks.
* '''February 24, 2024:''' At 01:16 AM (LFT), she ate for a bit and then loafed on the new carpet for close to 20 minutes, more than most cats do. The same day at 11:03 AM (LFT), she showed up and loafed for over 15 minutes. Also, the same day at 11:35 PM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes, then was scared off by something.[[File:Screenshot 2024-10-09 2.48.30 PM.png|thumb|192x192px|Extremely chonky upper view of Mrs. Kirby]]
* '''February 25, 2024:''' Around 05:01 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 4 minutes, then was scared off by something under the feeder.
* '''February 27, 2024:''' Around 01:14 AM (LFT), she appeared and ate out of a very full [[Mount Kibble]] for around 7 minutes, heard another cat and ran away. The same day at 06:42 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes, then left.
* '''February 28, 2024:''' At 10:31 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 5 minutes, then left.
* '''February 29, 2024:''' At around 11:00 PM (LFT), she showed up when [[Mr. Doom]] was eating, and waited patiently while he finished his meal. [[Mr. Doom]] hissed at her, then continued to eat, then he left.
* '''March 01, 2024:''' At 12:31 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby showed up while [[Mr. Dot]] was eating. She meowed and Mr. Dot quickly ran away. She also hissed at an unidentified tabby cat. The same day, at 11:49 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby showed up and waited patiently for [[Dr. Smudge]] to finish his meal.
* '''March 02, 2024:''' At 04:28 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was slapped by [[Goobert]] while waiting for him to finish eating.
* '''March 04, 2024:''' Around 05:39 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby got into a stare-off with [[Mr. Beef]], who attempted to slap her while she was eating, but was too afraid to do so. The same day at 11:17 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was sighted at the feeder.
* '''March 05, 2024:''' Around 12:52 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby scared off an orange cat (identity unknown), before taking her place at the feeder.
* '''March 08, 2024:''' Around 04:08 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby showed up and feasted on some kibble. Around 09:32 AM (LFT), she chased [[Mr. Sleepy|Ms. Sleepy]] out of the feeder to eat. Around 07:10 PM (LFT), she threatened [[Mr. Airplane|Ms. Airplane]] who was camping the feeder and not eating. She eventually ran away without attacking Airplane, when [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]] showed up to punch Ms. Airplane.
* '''March 09, 2024''': Around 07:16 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was attacked by [[Mr. Beef]], but she retaliated and chased him out of the feeder. Shortly after, Mrs. Kirby threatened [[Ms. Chess]] and prevented her from going inside.
* '''March 12, 2024''': Around 07:46 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate a little kibble and chicken snacks, sat for a bit and left.
* '''March 14, 2024''': At around 09:14 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate chicken treats after impatiently scaring away another cat and ate cautiously, pausing to look around every few minutes, then left at 09:19 PM (LFT).
* '''March 17, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby was spotted at around 12:41 AM (LFT), after scaring away another cat. She took munches as someone dropped her many chicken snacks and left at 12:44 AM (LFT).
* '''March 20, 2024:''' Arriving to scare off [[Mr. Fat]] at 08:56 AM (LFT), she began to munch on some snacks, flouting several cats who dared interrupt her feeding. She ate for 8 minutes, departing at 09:04 AM (LFT).
*'''March 23, 2024:''' At 05:53 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby came in shortly after [[Mr. Croissant|Ms. Croissant]], waited a moment, and then smacked her. She flopped over in a state of shock before staring at her momentarily from the ground.
* '''March 24, 2024:''' At around 12:00 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was spotted alternating between eating kibble and chicken snacks. She left at 12:08 AM (LFT). At around 04:50 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby had a several minute long stand off with [[Dr. Smudge]], including two swipes at him. After he left, she began to indulge in both kibble and snacks for several minutes before leaving.
* '''March 26, 2024:''' At 05:10 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby stopped for a quick nibble.
[[File:2024-03-30 22-24-02.png|alt=Miss Kirby defeats Mr. Croissant (the moment he runs away)|thumb|Miss Kirby defeats Ms. Croissant (the moment she runs away)]]
* '''April 01, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby appeared on the feeder to eat for a bit, being incredibly skinnier compared to her recent visits, showing that she already gave birth to her kittens.
* '''April 03, 2024:''' At around 12:30 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby approached the feeder when it was empty and stuck her paw in the feeder to get the last bit of food out.
* '''April 06, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby appeared at the feeder at around 08:45 AM (LFT). She ferociously ate the donated kibble and snacks whilst looking back occasionally. She left at 09:00 AM (LFT).
* '''April 12, 2024:''' At 08:45 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was sighted eating some kibble at the [[Happy Canteen]] feeder.
* '''April 17, 2024:''' At around 04:27 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating ferociously for around 3 minutes, before becoming very confused or scared of something behind her, and leaving.
* '''April 18, 2024:''' At around 02:52 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating some kibbles for a bit. She later returned around 03:30 AM (LFT) to eat, and had a brief stare down with another cat, presumed to be [[Mr. Croissant|Ms Croissant]].
* '''April 19, 2024:''' At around 12:57 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating mainly chicken, looking paranoid for a small amount of time. She was seen with what appears to be a small gash on her forehead. She was seen again at around 05:53 PM (LFT).
* '''April 25, 2024:''' At around 01:20 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby brutally attacked [[Ms. Chess]] while she was eating. After scaring off her competition, Mrs. Kirby proceeded to eat for a few minutes before leaving.
* '''April 27, 2024:''' At 01:20 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate for around 5 minutes while being watched by [[Mr. Egg]], before leaving.
* '''April 30, 2024:''' At roughly 04:46 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby approached and began her feast. [[Mr. Void]] had the audacity to interrupt her about a minute later, but Mrs. Kirby only had to lift her paw ever so slightly to send Mr. Void scampering. A couple minutes later, Mrs. Kirby stepped away. At 08:20 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby approached the feeder and began another feast. She stayed for 9 minutes before leaving at approximately 08:29 AM (LFT).
[[File:Kirby forming a thought.png|thumb|204x204px|Mrs. Kirby close to forming a thought]]
* '''May 03, 2024:''' At 08:51 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen having a short munch after [[Mr. Bean|Mr. Bean's]] feast. She appeared again at 09:52 AM (LFT).
* '''May 05, 2024:''' At 06:05 (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating kibbles, where [[Ms. Chunky]] was waiting nearby and looked wet. At 12:38 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby got into a fight with [[Mr. Puke|Ms. Puke]]; this was quickly resolved. Mrs. Kirby left the scene defeated, and Ms. Puke ate her breakfast. Later at 09:38 PM (LFT) she appeared again.
* '''May 06, 2024:''' At 03:51 PM (LFT) She was seen eating while seeming scared and getting crumbs on her head. At 06:24 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was yet again seen having a very short munch. At 07:12 PM (LFT), yet again, Mrs. Kirby allowed herself another snack. At 08:16 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was enjoying another feast late in the evening. This time she was standing with her paws on the feeder
* '''May 07, 2024:''' At 02:42 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was snacking on some food, before running into the back of the feeder and then coming back to eat some more a minute later. At 05:22 AM (LFT) Kirby was spotted having a little snack. Sometime around 06:00 AM (LFT) she was spotted having an entire feast. At 09:18 AM (LFT) Kirby was spotted having quite a feast but then got distracted. Around 09:20 (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was spotted eating food at the [[Happy Canteen]], before [[Mr. Bean]] was seen peeking in. After a brief session of growling, Mrs. Kirby left, and [[Mr. Bean]] began to feast. [[Mr. Bean]] left at around 09:37 AM (LFT), and Mrs. Kirby soon returned.
* '''May 08, 2024:''' At 02:05 PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was spotted having a hissing session with [[Mr. Egg]], Leading [[Mr. Egg]] to get scared away. Afterwards, Mrs. Kirby ate some kibble for 4-5 minutes, and then left. Mrs. Kirby was seen eating and then leaving [[Happy Canteen]] at 09:23 PM (LFT).
* '''May 09, 2024:''' At 03:23 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby ate some kibble while a record breaking 150 people were watching her. The pressure got to her unfortunately and she fled.
* '''May 10, 2024:''' At 12:13 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby came to eat some snacks and kibble uninterrupted, showing her glorious Kirby marking while at it. She proceeded to eat for around 7 minutes before promptly leaving the feeder.
* '''May 11, 2024:''' At 08:43 PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived at the [[Happy Canteen]] and intensely stared at the camera while eating, getting very close, eating both the Kibble and the Bitrate. She ate for a total of 8 minutes and left. Around 11:49 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating at Happy Canteen for less than a minute.
* '''May 12, 2024:''' Around 10:20 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen hastily eating with awkwardly short pauses; Mrs. Kirby was seen at [[Happy Canteen]].
* '''May 14, 2024:''' Around 12:15 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen waiting for [[Ms. Honk|Mr. Honk]] to finish eating his kibble. After he finished Mrs. Kirby started eating kibble at 12:17 AM (LFT) for 9 minutes.
* '''May 15, 2024:''' At 12:04 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating kibble for 10 minutes before staring out the window and leaving at the [[Happy Canteen]].
* '''May 16, 2024:''' At about 07:42 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating some kibble.
* '''May 18, 2024:''' At 07:55 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate the food that [[Mr. Chicken]] pissed on, because he was angry at her for threatening to hit him while he was trying to eat. She fell for his trap...
* '''May 19, 2024:''' At around 5:05 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating at [[Happy Canteen]]. She stayed for a long while and ate a lot, it seems she was very very hungry! She only left when [[Ms. Puke]] came to take her place.
* '''May 21, 2024:''' She appeared around 07:55 AM (LFT) and started eating the kibble, being very weary of the voices.
* '''May 22, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby arrived at the canteen around 01:33 AM (LFT) scaring off [[Mr. Wishbone]], about 4 minutes later, just as the ever hungry queen of the canteen was done with the snacks... more of them dropped in! Mrs. Kirby had a few more bites before leaving with one more treat in her mouth.
* '''May 22, 2024:''' at around 02:26 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating kibble, Once she was done eating she was hesitating which way to go untill eventually leaving. At 02:30 AM (LFT) She returned from the other entrance and ate more kibble untill [[Mr. Sus]] takes a look at her from outside the feeder, Mrs. Kirby looks nervous, hesitates again and leaves.
* '''May 23, 2024:''' At Around 9 PM (LFT) while [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]] was eating Until Mrs. Kirby showed up, then punched her, causing her to be scared.
* '''May 24, 2024:''' at a unknown time, Mrs. Kirby was spotted eating kibble, before shortly leaving. She was seen eating for less than 2 minutes.
* '''May 26, 2024:''' At 11:45 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby suddenly appeared behind an unknown tabby cat, possibly [[Mr. Beetle|Mr. beetle.]] Which startled the tabby and made it hiss at Mrs. Kirby. The cat went away after. Mrs. Kirby decided to take a snack from the feeder afterwards. At 11:47 PM (LFT). She was spotted hissing at something, continuing to eat afterwards until 11:52 PM (LFT) where she was startled away by an unknown orange and white cat.
[[File:Ms. Inception slapped by Ms. Kirby.gif|thumb|[[Ms. Inception]] slapped by Ms. Kirby]]
* '''May 27, 2024:''' At 05:31 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby quietly entered frame while [[Ms. Inception]] was a minute in her eating session. After stalking her prey for only a few seconds she went in for the slap, Ms. Kirby gave a direct punch to the gut of [[Ms. Inception]] who then hurried away and letting Ms. Kirby bask in her win. Ms. Kirby ate for another 6 minutes and went to gloat about her victory in the park.
* '''May 28, 2024:''' At 08:08 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was wandering in front of the Happy Canteen, where [[Mr. Wishbone]] was eating peacefully. She then made a shocking leap towards nowhere and then scared him from behind the feeder. After Mr. Wishbone fled, Mrs. Kirby proceeded to bask in the delight of another victory and eating the kibble until leaving at 08:15 PM (LFT).
* '''May 29, 2024:''' Around 06:10 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby, left unopposed, partook in a lengthy munching streak lasting several minutes. On the same day at around 15:13 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby approached [[Ms. Loop]] and (presumably) [[Mr. Lung]], who both skedaddled after sensing the sheer unrivaled power of Mrs. Kirby. After this, Mrs. Kirby proceeded to bask in her glory once again while eating some kibble until leaving at around 15:22 PM (LFT). At 18:57 PM (LFT) Ms. Kirby stared at [[Mrs. Princess]] until she left. Ms. Kirby ate until 19:03 PM (LFT) when she left.
* '''May 31, 2024:'''
**Around 12:50 PM (LFT) at the [[Happy Canteen]] Mrs. Kirby was eating Kibble for a very short period of time. After that, she teleported away once again.
**Around 08:00 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating kibble for 5 minutes then left.
* '''June 1, 2024:''' At 06:55 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived to the feeder and ate for 5 minutes before swiftly leaving
* '''June 2, 2024:''' At 11:55 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived to the feeder, and leaving at 12.05 to give way to [[Mrs. Princess]].
* '''June 3, 2024:''' At 06:53 AM (LFT) Kirby be eating for 10 minutes
* '''June 5, 2024:''' around 03:50PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was eating for a very long time whith 2-5 munches per second beating [[The Gluttonous Beast]]'s munch record
* '''June 6, 2024:''' Around 12:06AM (LFT) Her majesty Mrs. Kirby arrives. However, the feeder was empty, so she left at 12:08AM (LFT).
* '''June 10, 2024:''' Around 12:40AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived at the feeder around the same time as Ms. Puke which resulted to a short stand off between them. Touched by the spirit of [[Brother Calm]], she backed off to wait outside the feeder without any sign of aggression. At 12:43 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby had enough and spread her rancid aura towards [[Ms. Puke]] and drove her away taking her place in the feeder. In this very moment, she decided to do her voice reveal and called affectionately towards [[Mr. Void]] outside the tent.
* '''June 23, 2024:''' Around 1:20 PM. Seen in Happy Canteen
* '''June 30, 2024:''' 1st sighting: At 9:30 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby munched on kibble for 8 minutes before leaving. 2nd sighting: At 7:24 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby came right after [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]]. She ate for 5 minutes, before hesitating to leave, then left.
* '''July 1, 2024:''' At 1:17 PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby munched on some kibble for 3 minutes, before awkwardly sitting for some time, wanting to leave but staying, munching on some more kibble, then slowly leaving.
* '''July 12, 2024:''' At 16:56 (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen munching and crunching some kibble at the [[Happy Canteen]] feeder. She appeared again at 17:21 (LFT), nervously walking into the feeder. Mrs. Kirby sniffed on the kibble a bit, only taking small munches. She stares at the camera for a few seconds, waiting for donations but with none coming, she quietly left the feeder at 17:24 (LFT)
* '''July 13, 2024:''' At 8:19 PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived at the feeder and became to munch on kibble. [[Mrs. Island]] then appeared at 8:21 PM (LFT) and had a verbal argument with Mrs. Kirby. Mrs. Kirby seemed to be on the losing side and was surprisingly chased away at 8:32 PM (LFT).
* '''July 21, 2024''': At 3:00 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen snacking on the feeder, pausing for a few seconds each bite. Our beloved Mrs. Kirby left at 3:03 PM (LFT).
* '''August 22, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby came to the feeder at around 11:27 PM (LST). she didn't do much today though, she would just eat some kibble and leave 7 minutes later
* '''September 14, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby went up to the feeder at around 8:40 PM (LFT) eating from it for a bit until a loud banging noise was heard which she went to check out before coming back about a minute later, snacking on the feeder for a little bit until she went next to the feeder and watched something in the distance, only her tail remaining in camera. Shortly after she left.
* '''September 26, 2024:''' At 3:59 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby arrived while [[Ms. Puke]] and [[Ms. Honk|Mr. Honk]] were having an aggressive staredown. After the two latter came into a fight, she retreated until 4:07 AM, where she loafed beside the feeder for a while, overlooking other cats eating. After Mr. Honk came [[Mr. Beef]] and [[Ms. Texas]] bragging their relationship in front of the single mother. Jealous, Mrs. Kirby approached the feeder at 4:24 AM, making Mr. Beef escape. Politely, Mrs. Kirby let Ms. Texas for a while before overtaking the feeder at 4:26 AM. She finally left at 4:31 AM.[[File:Kirby honk.png|thumb|Mrs. Kirby and [[Ms. Honk|Mr. Honk]] on September 27, 2024.]]
* '''September 27, 2024:''' At 4:04 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby stood next to [[Ms. Honk|Mr. Honk]], apparently not attacking him. The afternoon sunshine was casting onto Mrs. Kirby's right eye. She had a good feast for 10 minutes.
*[[File:Kirby oh.png|thumb|A disappointed Mrs. Kirby contemplating about visiting the feeder 7 times in a day.]]'''October 1, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby first appeared at 1:20 AM (LFT), eating for 5 minutes. She returned at 2:54 AM, eating very loudly for 2 minutes before giving the space for [[Mr. Sonic]]. She made another appearance at 3:19 AM, supposedly having waited for one of [[Mrs. Island]]'s children. She left at 3:27 AM before returning at 7:53 AM and eating enthusiastically for 8 minutes. The next sighting at 10:21 AM, she ate timidly and picked up kibbles dropped outside the bowl, before leaving at 10:29 AM. At 12:29 PM, Mrs. Kirby arrived for lunch and ate for 4 minutes. She came again at 4:16 PM, planting two feet into the bowl and toiling. She ate for 5 minutes and left.
*[[File:Kirby grab snack 1.gif|thumb|Mrs. Kirby grabbing snack before leaving. (GIF)]]'''October 2, 2024:''' At 12:34 PM (LFT), the girlboss visited the feeder. She was having a peaceful feast when a cat was walking on the adjacent wall, apparently [[Ms. Paint]]. Unbothered, Mrs. Kirby continued to eat until Ms. Paint attempted to jump onto the feeder, which she fell miserably. She then let out a long howl, prompting Mrs. Kirby to take leave at 12:38 PM. Before leaving, Mrs. Kirby grabbed a large piece of snack as usual.
*[[File:Kirby Chicken.png|thumb|Mrs. Kirby scaring Mr. Chicken in spooky month. ]]'''October 3, 2024''': Mrs. Kirby's 1st appearance occurred around 12:41 AM (LFT), just loafing and chilling under the midnight moon. She returned at 3:09 AM, loafing at the edge for a minute before reaching the bowl as fresh food was being dispensed. Planting both feet into the bowl, Mrs. Kirby enjoyed a mouthful of snack until her departure at 3:17 AM. At 4:18 AM, she was seen walking past [[Ms. Loop]] and [[Mr. Sus]], unbothered. Mrs. Kirby made her morning visit at 8:48 AM, shoving her head into the furthest inside the bowl. Her meal lasted 5 minutes. She then came for lunch at 11:19 AM and ate for 4 minutes. At 2:13 PM, Mrs. Kirby scared away one of [[Mrs. Island]]'s children and took the spotlight for 6 minutes. At 4:32 PM, an impatient Mrs. Kirby was camping outside the feeder while [[Mr. Chicken]] was eating. She then showed up by the eating cat, not hesitant to scare him. She finally showed her true color, making Mr. Chicken go. While eating, Mrs. Kirby heard the voice, preparing to run away with a snack in her mouth. As the voice calmed down, she continued eating at a faster rate. She finally left at 4:39 PM. At 6:08 PM, Mrs. Kirby scared [[Ms. Puke]] in the dark and gained the throne for 5 minutes, before leaving for [[Mrs. Chunky]].[[File:Kirby snack child.gif|thumb|Mrs. Kirby tolerates no one, not even a child. ]]
*'''October 5, 2024''': At 10:29 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby loafed outside the feeder, waiting for one of [[Mrs. Island]]'s children to finish its meal. The paranoid queen could not wait any longer, for her children were waiting, so she slowly approached the feeder to intimidate the kitten. Finally, she ruthlessly smacked Mrs. Island's child at 10:35 AM, claiming her victory at the throne of kibbles and snacks. After Mrs. Kirby had left at 10:40 AM, the child bravely returned to finish the meal.
*'''October 9, 2024:''' Ms. Kirby was spotted eating a large amount of snacks at 12:19 AM (LFT).
*'''October 10, 2024:''' Ms. Kirby appeared at the feeder at an unknown time. She seemed pretty slim, unlike the ''PLUMP'' self she was before. She snacked for a bit before teleporting away at 9:03 PM (LFT).
*'''October 11, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby entered the feeder at 12:40 AM (LFT) She sat there, waiting for kibble without knowing that it ran out. A few minutes later, snacks were dispensed but she only took a small munch at the kibble before leaving at 12:43 AM (LFT). She appeared again at 12:48 AM (LFT) after [[Mr. Void]] left and loafed silently, waiting for kibble that will never be dispensed. Snacks were dispensed once again. This time, Mrs. Kirby made up her mind and decided to eat them. She left at 12:53 AM (LFT).
*'''October 15, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby was spotted briefly at the [[Happy Canteen]] feeder at 11:40 PM (LFT) to eat some kibble, leaving at 11:45 PM (LFT).
*'''October 17, 2024:''' At around 9:57 AM (LFT), after prolonged eye contact with Mr. Rev at the Happy Canteen, Mrs. Kirby slowly stepped up to the feeder and ate some and kibble. Mr. Rev stood outside waiting for Mrs. Kirby to get her share of food.
*'''October 21, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby was seen eating around 9:50 AM (LFT). Not much else to note.
*'''October 22, 2024:''' At around 11:25 PM (LFT), while [[Mr. Miner]] was eating, he suddenly vanished with Mrs. Kirby in his place. She loafed in the feeder for nearly two minutes, before some chicken was dropped. She ate it for a moment, before vanishing amidst flickering lights.
*'''October 28, 2024:''' At around 12:40 pm (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating for around 15 minutes. Around 9:05 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby entered the feeder again. She left 3 minutes later at 9:08 PM (LFT).
[[File:Kirby hip hop.gif|thumb|Mrs. Kirby binges to a concert.]]</div>
*'''November 10, 2024:''' Mrs. Kirby arrived at 6:17 PM (LFT), only to find [[Dr. Smudge]] eating. She hissed at him, but Dr. Smudge hissed back, determined to finish his meal. Mrs. Kirby loafed beside the feeder for a few minutes, waiting for Dr. Smudge to leave. At 6:25 PM, she ran out of patience and smacked Dr. Smudge, causing him to stop eating and think about leaving, but he ultimately decided to stand in the feeder instead. Two minutes later, Dr. Smudge tried to go back to eating, but Mrs. Kirby smacked him again. He hissed at her, but this had no effect on Mrs. Kirby. She meowed and threatened to smack him one more time, which finally made him leave at 6:28 PM. Mrs. Kirby ate for a few minutes and left at 6:32 PM.
*'''November 12, 2024:''' [[Mr. Lung]] leaves as Mrs. Kirby arrives at 2:24, she then absolutely CHOWS down on her delectable meal. She mostly eats the snacks, especially when it was freshly dispensed for her. She then disappears at 2:30.[[File:Kirby oh.png|thumb|A disappointed Mrs. Kirby contemplating about visiting the feeder 7 times in a day.]]
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== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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File:Ms kirby punch.png|Mrs. Kirby hits Ms. Chess with a left hook.
File:Ms kirby punch.png|Mrs. Kirby hits [[Ms. Chess]] with a left hook.
File:MrFluffvsKirby.jpg|Mrs. Kirby launching herself at Mr. Fluff.
File:MrFluffvsKirby.jpg|Mrs. Kirby launching herself at [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]].
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711313150438.png|Stand-off between Mrs. Kirby and [[Dr. Smudge]] from above.
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1711313120112.png|Immediate follow up of the first swipe at [[Dr. Smudge]], March 24th 2024.
File:Kirby smacking goobert.gif|[[Goobert]] gets clobbered by Kirby (GIF)
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1716467050502-ezgif.com-video-cutter.gif|Mrs. Kirby flips over [[Mr. Fluff|Ms. Fluff]] like a pancake (GIF)
File:MrsKirbyvsMrPuke.gif|Mrs. Kirby VS. Ms. Puke
File:Kirby vs loop.png|Mrs. Kirby intimidating [[Ms. Loop]]
File:Mr Bean and Mrs Kirby.png|Mrs. Kirby notices that [[Mr. Bean]] has been spying on her.
File:Mrs Kirby Waiting.png|Mrs. Kirby staring At [[Mr. Chicken]], Making [[Mr. Chicken]] Go
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1713863734417.png|Mrs. Kirby being a silly girl (dont fall for those stupid eyes )
File:Ms kirby stare .jpg|Mrs. Kirby stares with no thoughts
File:Kirby being bamboozled by nothing .gif|Kirby being bamboozled by nothing (GIF)
File:BlepingMrs.Kirby.png|Blep (The horrid creature attempts to garner the trust of its viewers)
File:Ms kirby 1000 yard stare.PNG|Mrs. Kirby looking like she just witnessed something horrible.
File:Ms kirby 1000 yard stare.PNG|Mrs. Kirby looking like she just witnessed something horrible.
File:Ms. Kirby and the voices.gif|Mrs. Kirby and the voices. (GIF)
File:Ms. Kirby and the voices.gif|Mrs. Kirby and the voices. (GIF)
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File:Stare-glare.png|Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera while loafing.
File:Stare-glare.png|Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera while loafing.
File:Kirby egg.png|Mrs. Kirby loafing, making her shaped like an egg. (Presumably pregnant.)
File:Kirby egg.png|Mrs. Kirby loafing, making her shaped like an egg. (Presumably pregnant.)
File:Kirby stomach.png|Mrs. Kirby's stomach from the side.
File:2-24-24 size.png|Mrs. Kirby's stomach size as of 2/24/24. (Late stage pregnancy.)
File:2-24-24 size.png|Mrs. Kirby's stomach size as of 2/24/24. (Late stage pregnancy.)
File:Kirby glare.gif|Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera like the voices came back. (GIF)
File:Kirby glare.gif|Mrs. Kirby glaring at the camera like the voices came back. (GIF)
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File:Kirby 2-27-24.png|Mrs. Kirby on February 27th, 2024. (Still pregnant)
File:Kirby 2-27-24.png|Mrs. Kirby on February 27th, 2024. (Still pregnant)
File:Mrs. Kirby's crying eyes.png|Mrs. Kirby is sad.
File:Mrs. Kirby's crying eyes.png|Mrs. Kirby is sad.
File:Mskirbywaiting.png|The 1,000 yard Kirby stare
File:Kirbyb smug.png|Mrs. Kirby is happy. (after having bullied another cat of course)
File:Mskirbywaiting.png|She knows what you did.
File:Cautiouskirby.png|Mrs Kirby looking cautious after scaring away another cat
File:2024-03-21 07-33-29.png|suprised Mrs. Kirby
File:Mrs. Kirby March 22 2024.png|Mrs. Kirby seen on March 22 2024, much skinnier.
File:Kirbysmall.png|Mrs. Kirby after giving birth. (A lot more skinnier)
File:2024-03-21 07-29-21.png|She looks at us like she's unhappy with us.
File:Kirby voices.png|Mrs. Kirby staring at the camera like [[Mr. Snack]]
File:Kirbhiss.gif|Mrs. Kirby sees Dr. Smudge, hisses at him, and smacks her lips a lot of times
File:OMG Baby Daddy?.jpg|[[Mr. Void]] revealed to be the cat Mrs. Kirby fondly called outside the feeder. Possible (scandalous?!) relationship between the two?
File:Kirby reversed.gif|This GIF is in fact reversed.
File:Kirby out.gif|Mrs. Kirby backtracking.
File:Kirby 13 cut.jpg|Mrs. Kirby is skeptical of you (in general)
File:Kirby 29.png|Mrs. Kirby laughing at your failure.
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1728370883981.png|Mrs. Kirby wants more snack to feed her children.
File:Sad kirby.png|Mrs. Kirby being sad due to the lack of snacks in the feeder
File:Kirby fog 1.jpeg|Mrs. Kirby consumed by lag fog 1/2
File:Kirby fog 2.jpeg|Mrs. Kirby consumed by lag fog 2/2
File:Kirby face.png|Mrs. Kirby jumpscare
File:Minertokirby.gif|(GIF) Mrs. Kirby replaces [[Mr. Miner]] thanks to the off-screen wizard's magic
File:Kirbyistired.png|A very tired Mrs. Kirby.
File:Kribyghost.gif|Mrs. Kirby eats chicken then vanishes like a ghost.
File:Meow.camera 4258783365322591678 1729612793108 1-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif|This gif is not reversed
File:Mrs. Kirby Jumpscare.gif|Mrs. Kirby teleports on cam after a flash like a Fnaf animatronic.
File:Flipped like a pancake.gif|Flipped like a pancake
File:Kirby shocked.png|Mrs. Kirby mimics a fraction of [[Mr. Shock]]
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Latest revision as of 21:15, 22 November 2024
Mrs. Kirby
Mrs. Kirby herself
Other name(s)
Black Nose Tip (黑鼻头), Sister Kirby, Kirb, the Queen
Breed
Domestic Shorthair
Coat
Calico
Sex
Female
Rarity
Very Common (approximately every 30 minutes)
Occupation
Single mother, Loaf, being a professional boxer (attacking any cat), specter, & being a cutie, and also contributed to the valve prism, defeater of King Dedede
Appearance
Brown and orange calico with a very soft face and a kirby-shaped collection of blobs on her back.
Mrs. Kirby is a common visitor to the Happy Canteen. She is known for her cute face and distinct back markings, which look like Kirby.
She is also known for being the most dominant cat, picking fights with everyone, including Mr. Fresh himself, earning her a "Queen" status.
Mrs. Kirby was once visibly pregnant, and has now given birth off camera. The whereabouts of her children (dubbed “kirblets”) are currently unknown. As of September 2024, Kirby has given birth to a new, still unseen, litter.
Mrs. Kirby looking absolutely horrified and scared out of her gourd.
Mrs. Kirby is a feisty cat, as she sees the feeder as her territory. If she finds another cat eating when she comes in, she kicks them out immediately, often using violence. The only cat for whom she showed mercy was The Gluttonous Beast, because he was still a kitten. She did let him know that she was really mad, though.
In some occasions, Mrs. Kirby will grab a big piece of snack before leaving, possibly to feed her children.
Appearance
Mrs. Kirby is a magnificent matriarch with delicate white paws made for smacking competition out of her way. During her pregnancy, she was impressively round, but has since slimmed back down.
She has splotches of orange on her face, and the top of her head is brown with two adorable orange ears. Her body is white, with brown and orange circular patches. On her lower back is her eponymous Kirby-shaped marking, a brown circle with two round orange "feet".
Mrs. Kirby seen from above. You can see the Kirby-shaped blobs on her back.
Sightings
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February 2024
Mrs. Kirby's weight chart showing how big she has gotten (as of 2/22/24).
February 07, 2024: Mrs. Kirby attacked Ms. Fluff, causing her to scream in terror and run away.
February 08, 2024: Mrs. Kirby had a fight with Mr. Piss and somehow won.
February 09, 2024: Mrs. Kirby attacked Mr. Beef and Ms. Chess while they were eating, scaring them away.
February 10, 2024:The Gluttonous Beast poked and spooked Mrs. Kirby, her only nerf.
February 22, 2024: She was spotted again and ate briefly, staring at the camera several times.
February 23, 2024: At 02:50 AM (LFT), she was spotted waiting for her turn at the feeder before scaring off Mr. Bald. The same day at 10:10 AM (LFT), she was spotted cautiously walking up to the feeder to get some snacks.
February 24, 2024: At 01:16 AM (LFT), she ate for a bit and then loafed on the new carpet for close to 20 minutes, more than most cats do. The same day at 11:03 AM (LFT), she showed up and loafed for over 15 minutes. Also, the same day at 11:35 PM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes, then was scared off by something.Extremely chonky upper view of Mrs. Kirby
February 25, 2024: Around 05:01 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 4 minutes, then was scared off by something under the feeder.
February 27, 2024: Around 01:14 AM (LFT), she appeared and ate out of a very full Mount Kibble for around 7 minutes, heard another cat and ran away. The same day at 06:42 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 8 minutes, then left.
February 28, 2024: At 10:31 AM (LFT), she showed up and ate for around 5 minutes, then left.
February 29, 2024: At around 11:00 PM (LFT), she showed up when Mr. Doom was eating, and waited patiently while he finished his meal. Mr. Doom hissed at her, then continued to eat, then he left.
March 2024
March 01, 2024: At 12:31 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby showed up while Mr. Dot was eating. She meowed and Mr. Dot quickly ran away. She also hissed at an unidentified tabby cat. The same day, at 11:49 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby showed up and waited patiently for Dr. Smudge to finish his meal.
March 02, 2024: At 04:28 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was slapped by Goobert while waiting for him to finish eating.
March 04, 2024: Around 05:39 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby got into a stare-off with Mr. Beef, who attempted to slap her while she was eating, but was too afraid to do so. The same day at 11:17 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was sighted at the feeder.
March 05, 2024: Around 12:52 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby scared off an orange cat (identity unknown), before taking her place at the feeder.
March 08, 2024: Around 04:08 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby showed up and feasted on some kibble. Around 09:32 AM (LFT), she chased Ms. Sleepy out of the feeder to eat. Around 07:10 PM (LFT), she threatened Ms. Airplane who was camping the feeder and not eating. She eventually ran away without attacking Airplane, when Ms. Fluff showed up to punch Ms. Airplane.
March 09, 2024: Around 07:16 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was attacked by Mr. Beef, but she retaliated and chased him out of the feeder. Shortly after, Mrs. Kirby threatened Ms. Chess and prevented her from going inside.
March 12, 2024: Around 07:46 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate a little kibble and chicken snacks, sat for a bit and left.
March 14, 2024: At around 09:14 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate chicken treats after impatiently scaring away another cat and ate cautiously, pausing to look around every few minutes, then left at 09:19 PM (LFT).
March 17, 2024: Mrs. Kirby was spotted at around 12:41 AM (LFT), after scaring away another cat. She took munches as someone dropped her many chicken snacks and left at 12:44 AM (LFT).
March 20, 2024: Arriving to scare off Mr. Fat at 08:56 AM (LFT), she began to munch on some snacks, flouting several cats who dared interrupt her feeding. She ate for 8 minutes, departing at 09:04 AM (LFT).
March 23, 2024: At 05:53 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby came in shortly after Ms. Croissant, waited a moment, and then smacked her. She flopped over in a state of shock before staring at her momentarily from the ground.
March 24, 2024: At around 12:00 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was spotted alternating between eating kibble and chicken snacks. She left at 12:08 AM (LFT). At around 04:50 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby had a several minute long stand off with Dr. Smudge, including two swipes at him. After he left, she began to indulge in both kibble and snacks for several minutes before leaving.
March 26, 2024: At 05:10 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby stopped for a quick nibble.
Miss Kirby defeats Ms. Croissant (the moment she runs away)
April 2024
April 01, 2024: Mrs. Kirby appeared on the feeder to eat for a bit, being incredibly skinnier compared to her recent visits, showing that she already gave birth to her kittens.
April 03, 2024: At around 12:30 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby approached the feeder when it was empty and stuck her paw in the feeder to get the last bit of food out.
April 06, 2024: Mrs. Kirby appeared at the feeder at around 08:45 AM (LFT). She ferociously ate the donated kibble and snacks whilst looking back occasionally. She left at 09:00 AM (LFT).
April 12, 2024: At 08:45 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was sighted eating some kibble at the Happy Canteen feeder.
April 17, 2024: At around 04:27 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating ferociously for around 3 minutes, before becoming very confused or scared of something behind her, and leaving.
April 18, 2024: At around 02:52 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating some kibbles for a bit. She later returned around 03:30 AM (LFT) to eat, and had a brief stare down with another cat, presumed to be Ms Croissant.
April 19, 2024: At around 12:57 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating mainly chicken, looking paranoid for a small amount of time. She was seen with what appears to be a small gash on her forehead. She was seen again at around 05:53 PM (LFT).
April 25, 2024: At around 01:20 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby brutally attacked Ms. Chess while she was eating. After scaring off her competition, Mrs. Kirby proceeded to eat for a few minutes before leaving.
April 27, 2024: At 01:20 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate for around 5 minutes while being watched by Mr. Egg, before leaving.
April 30, 2024: At roughly 04:46 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby approached and began her feast. Mr. Void had the audacity to interrupt her about a minute later, but Mrs. Kirby only had to lift her paw ever so slightly to send Mr. Void scampering. A couple minutes later, Mrs. Kirby stepped away. At 08:20 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby approached the feeder and began another feast. She stayed for 9 minutes before leaving at approximately 08:29 AM (LFT).
Mrs. Kirby close to forming a thought
May 2024
May 03, 2024: At 08:51 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen having a short munch after Mr. Bean's feast. She appeared again at 09:52 AM (LFT).
May 05, 2024: At 06:05 (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating kibbles, where Ms. Chunky was waiting nearby and looked wet. At 12:38 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby got into a fight with Ms. Puke; this was quickly resolved. Mrs. Kirby left the scene defeated, and Ms. Puke ate her breakfast. Later at 09:38 PM (LFT) she appeared again.
May 06, 2024: At 03:51 PM (LFT) She was seen eating while seeming scared and getting crumbs on her head. At 06:24 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was yet again seen having a very short munch. At 07:12 PM (LFT), yet again, Mrs. Kirby allowed herself another snack. At 08:16 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was enjoying another feast late in the evening. This time she was standing with her paws on the feeder
May 07, 2024: At 02:42 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was snacking on some food, before running into the back of the feeder and then coming back to eat some more a minute later. At 05:22 AM (LFT) Kirby was spotted having a little snack. Sometime around 06:00 AM (LFT) she was spotted having an entire feast. At 09:18 AM (LFT) Kirby was spotted having quite a feast but then got distracted. Around 09:20 (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was spotted eating food at the Happy Canteen, before Mr. Bean was seen peeking in. After a brief session of growling, Mrs. Kirby left, and Mr. Bean began to feast. Mr. Bean left at around 09:37 AM (LFT), and Mrs. Kirby soon returned.
May 08, 2024: At 02:05 PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was spotted having a hissing session with Mr. Egg, Leading Mr. Egg to get scared away. Afterwards, Mrs. Kirby ate some kibble for 4-5 minutes, and then left. Mrs. Kirby was seen eating and then leaving Happy Canteen at 09:23 PM (LFT).
May 09, 2024: At 03:23 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby ate some kibble while a record breaking 150 people were watching her. The pressure got to her unfortunately and she fled.
May 10, 2024: At 12:13 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby came to eat some snacks and kibble uninterrupted, showing her glorious Kirby marking while at it. She proceeded to eat for around 7 minutes before promptly leaving the feeder.
May 11, 2024: At 08:43 PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived at the Happy Canteen and intensely stared at the camera while eating, getting very close, eating both the Kibble and the Bitrate. She ate for a total of 8 minutes and left. Around 11:49 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating at Happy Canteen for less than a minute.
May 12, 2024: Around 10:20 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen hastily eating with awkwardly short pauses; Mrs. Kirby was seen at Happy Canteen.
May 14, 2024: Around 12:15 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen waiting for Mr. Honk to finish eating his kibble. After he finished Mrs. Kirby started eating kibble at 12:17 AM (LFT) for 9 minutes.
May 15, 2024: At 12:04 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating kibble for 10 minutes before staring out the window and leaving at the Happy Canteen.
May 16, 2024: At about 07:42 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating some kibble.
May 18, 2024: At 07:55 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby ate the food that Mr. Chicken pissed on, because he was angry at her for threatening to hit him while he was trying to eat. She fell for his trap...
May 19, 2024: At around 5:05 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating at Happy Canteen. She stayed for a long while and ate a lot, it seems she was very very hungry! She only left when Ms. Puke came to take her place.
May 21, 2024: She appeared around 07:55 AM (LFT) and started eating the kibble, being very weary of the voices.
May 22, 2024: Mrs. Kirby arrived at the canteen around 01:33 AM (LFT) scaring off Mr. Wishbone, about 4 minutes later, just as the ever hungry queen of the canteen was done with the snacks... more of them dropped in! Mrs. Kirby had a few more bites before leaving with one more treat in her mouth.
May 22, 2024: at around 02:26 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen eating kibble, Once she was done eating she was hesitating which way to go untill eventually leaving. At 02:30 AM (LFT) She returned from the other entrance and ate more kibble untill Mr. Sus takes a look at her from outside the feeder, Mrs. Kirby looks nervous, hesitates again and leaves.
May 23, 2024: At Around 9 PM (LFT) while Ms. Fluff was eating Until Mrs. Kirby showed up, then punched her, causing her to be scared.
May 24, 2024: at a unknown time, Mrs. Kirby was spotted eating kibble, before shortly leaving. She was seen eating for less than 2 minutes.
May 26, 2024: At 11:45 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby suddenly appeared behind an unknown tabby cat, possibly Mr. beetle. Which startled the tabby and made it hiss at Mrs. Kirby. The cat went away after. Mrs. Kirby decided to take a snack from the feeder afterwards. At 11:47 PM (LFT). She was spotted hissing at something, continuing to eat afterwards until 11:52 PM (LFT) where she was startled away by an unknown orange and white cat.
May 27, 2024: At 05:31 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby quietly entered frame while Ms. Inception was a minute in her eating session. After stalking her prey for only a few seconds she went in for the slap, Ms. Kirby gave a direct punch to the gut of Ms. Inception who then hurried away and letting Ms. Kirby bask in her win. Ms. Kirby ate for another 6 minutes and went to gloat about her victory in the park.
May 28, 2024: At 08:08 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was wandering in front of the Happy Canteen, where Mr. Wishbone was eating peacefully. She then made a shocking leap towards nowhere and then scared him from behind the feeder. After Mr. Wishbone fled, Mrs. Kirby proceeded to bask in the delight of another victory and eating the kibble until leaving at 08:15 PM (LFT).
May 29, 2024: Around 06:10 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby, left unopposed, partook in a lengthy munching streak lasting several minutes. On the same day at around 15:13 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby approached Ms. Loop and (presumably) Mr. Lung, who both skedaddled after sensing the sheer unrivaled power of Mrs. Kirby. After this, Mrs. Kirby proceeded to bask in her glory once again while eating some kibble until leaving at around 15:22 PM (LFT). At 18:57 PM (LFT) Ms. Kirby stared at Mrs. Princess until she left. Ms. Kirby ate until 19:03 PM (LFT) when she left.
May 31, 2024:
Around 12:50 PM (LFT) at the Happy Canteen Mrs. Kirby was eating Kibble for a very short period of time. After that, she teleported away once again.
Around 08:00 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating kibble for 5 minutes then left.
June 2024
Kirby activates creative mode (GIF)
June 1, 2024: At 06:55 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived to the feeder and ate for 5 minutes before swiftly leaving
June 2, 2024: At 11:55 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived to the feeder, and leaving at 12.05 to give way to Mrs. Princess.
June 3, 2024: At 06:53 AM (LFT) Kirby be eating for 10 minutes
June 5, 2024: around 03:50PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was eating for a very long time whith 2-5 munches per second beating The Gluttonous Beast's munch record
June 6, 2024: Around 12:06AM (LFT) Her majesty Mrs. Kirby arrives. However, the feeder was empty, so she left at 12:08AM (LFT).
June 10, 2024: Around 12:40AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived at the feeder around the same time as Ms. Puke which resulted to a short stand off between them. Touched by the spirit of Brother Calm, she backed off to wait outside the feeder without any sign of aggression. At 12:43 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby had enough and spread her rancid aura towards Ms. Puke and drove her away taking her place in the feeder. In this very moment, she decided to do her voice reveal and called affectionately towards Mr. Void outside the tent.
June 23, 2024: Around 1:20 PM. Seen in Happy Canteen
June 30, 2024: 1st sighting: At 9:30 AM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby munched on kibble for 8 minutes before leaving. 2nd sighting: At 7:24 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby came right after Ms. Fluff. She ate for 5 minutes, before hesitating to leave, then left.
July 2024
July 1, 2024: At 1:17 PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby munched on some kibble for 3 minutes, before awkwardly sitting for some time, wanting to leave but staying, munching on some more kibble, then slowly leaving.
July 12, 2024: At 16:56 (LFT) Mrs. Kirby was seen munching and crunching some kibble at the Happy Canteen feeder. She appeared again at 17:21 (LFT), nervously walking into the feeder. Mrs. Kirby sniffed on the kibble a bit, only taking small munches. She stares at the camera for a few seconds, waiting for donations but with none coming, she quietly left the feeder at 17:24 (LFT)
July 13, 2024: At 8:19 PM (LFT) Mrs. Kirby arrived at the feeder and became to munch on kibble. Mrs. Island then appeared at 8:21 PM (LFT) and had a verbal argument with Mrs. Kirby. Mrs. Kirby seemed to be on the losing side and was surprisingly chased away at 8:32 PM (LFT).
July 21, 2024: At 3:00 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen snacking on the feeder, pausing for a few seconds each bite. Our beloved Mrs. Kirby left at 3:03 PM (LFT).
August 2024
August 22, 2024: Mrs. Kirby came to the feeder at around 11:27 PM (LST). she didn't do much today though, she would just eat some kibble and leave 7 minutes later
September 2024
September 14, 2024: Mrs. Kirby went up to the feeder at around 8:40 PM (LFT) eating from it for a bit until a loud banging noise was heard which she went to check out before coming back about a minute later, snacking on the feeder for a little bit until she went next to the feeder and watched something in the distance, only her tail remaining in camera. Shortly after she left.
September 26, 2024: At 3:59 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby arrived while Ms. Puke and Mr. Honk were having an aggressive staredown. After the two latter came into a fight, she retreated until 4:07 AM, where she loafed beside the feeder for a while, overlooking other cats eating. After Mr. Honk came Mr. Beef and Ms. Texas bragging their relationship in front of the single mother. Jealous, Mrs. Kirby approached the feeder at 4:24 AM, making Mr. Beef escape. Politely, Mrs. Kirby let Ms. Texas for a while before overtaking the feeder at 4:26 AM. She finally left at 4:31 AM.Mrs. Kirby and Mr. Honk on September 27, 2024.
September 27, 2024: At 4:04 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby stood next to Mr. Honk, apparently not attacking him. The afternoon sunshine was casting onto Mrs. Kirby's right eye. She had a good feast for 10 minutes.
October 2024
A disappointed Mrs. Kirby contemplating about visiting the feeder 7 times in a day.October 1, 2024: Mrs. Kirby first appeared at 1:20 AM (LFT), eating for 5 minutes. She returned at 2:54 AM, eating very loudly for 2 minutes before giving the space for Mr. Sonic. She made another appearance at 3:19 AM, supposedly having waited for one of Mrs. Island's children. She left at 3:27 AM before returning at 7:53 AM and eating enthusiastically for 8 minutes. The next sighting at 10:21 AM, she ate timidly and picked up kibbles dropped outside the bowl, before leaving at 10:29 AM. At 12:29 PM, Mrs. Kirby arrived for lunch and ate for 4 minutes. She came again at 4:16 PM, planting two feet into the bowl and toiling. She ate for 5 minutes and left.
Mrs. Kirby grabbing snack before leaving. (GIF)October 2, 2024: At 12:34 PM (LFT), the girlboss visited the feeder. She was having a peaceful feast when a cat was walking on the adjacent wall, apparently Ms. Paint. Unbothered, Mrs. Kirby continued to eat until Ms. Paint attempted to jump onto the feeder, which she fell miserably. She then let out a long howl, prompting Mrs. Kirby to take leave at 12:38 PM. Before leaving, Mrs. Kirby grabbed a large piece of snack as usual.
Mrs. Kirby scaring Mr. Chicken in spooky month.October 3, 2024: Mrs. Kirby's 1st appearance occurred around 12:41 AM (LFT), just loafing and chilling under the midnight moon. She returned at 3:09 AM, loafing at the edge for a minute before reaching the bowl as fresh food was being dispensed. Planting both feet into the bowl, Mrs. Kirby enjoyed a mouthful of snack until her departure at 3:17 AM. At 4:18 AM, she was seen walking past Ms. Loop and Mr. Sus, unbothered. Mrs. Kirby made her morning visit at 8:48 AM, shoving her head into the furthest inside the bowl. Her meal lasted 5 minutes. She then came for lunch at 11:19 AM and ate for 4 minutes. At 2:13 PM, Mrs. Kirby scared away one of Mrs. Island's children and took the spotlight for 6 minutes. At 4:32 PM, an impatient Mrs. Kirby was camping outside the feeder while Mr. Chicken was eating. She then showed up by the eating cat, not hesitant to scare him. She finally showed her true color, making Mr. Chicken go. While eating, Mrs. Kirby heard the voice, preparing to run away with a snack in her mouth. As the voice calmed down, she continued eating at a faster rate. She finally left at 4:39 PM. At 6:08 PM, Mrs. Kirby scared Ms. Puke in the dark and gained the throne for 5 minutes, before leaving for Mrs. Chunky.Mrs. Kirby tolerates no one, not even a child.
October 5, 2024: At 10:29 AM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby loafed outside the feeder, waiting for one of Mrs. Island's children to finish its meal. The paranoid queen could not wait any longer, for her children were waiting, so she slowly approached the feeder to intimidate the kitten. Finally, she ruthlessly smacked Mrs. Island's child at 10:35 AM, claiming her victory at the throne of kibbles and snacks. After Mrs. Kirby had left at 10:40 AM, the child bravely returned to finish the meal.
October 9, 2024: Ms. Kirby was spotted eating a large amount of snacks at 12:19 AM (LFT).
October 10, 2024: Ms. Kirby appeared at the feeder at an unknown time. She seemed pretty slim, unlike the PLUMP self she was before. She snacked for a bit before teleporting away at 9:03 PM (LFT).
October 11, 2024: Mrs. Kirby entered the feeder at 12:40 AM (LFT) She sat there, waiting for kibble without knowing that it ran out. A few minutes later, snacks were dispensed but she only took a small munch at the kibble before leaving at 12:43 AM (LFT). She appeared again at 12:48 AM (LFT) after Mr. Void left and loafed silently, waiting for kibble that will never be dispensed. Snacks were dispensed once again. This time, Mrs. Kirby made up her mind and decided to eat them. She left at 12:53 AM (LFT).
October 15, 2024: Mrs. Kirby was spotted briefly at the Happy Canteen feeder at 11:40 PM (LFT) to eat some kibble, leaving at 11:45 PM (LFT).
October 17, 2024: At around 9:57 AM (LFT), after prolonged eye contact with Mr. Rev at the Happy Canteen, Mrs. Kirby slowly stepped up to the feeder and ate some and kibble. Mr. Rev stood outside waiting for Mrs. Kirby to get her share of food.
October 21, 2024: Mrs. Kirby was seen eating around 9:50 AM (LFT). Not much else to note.
October 22, 2024: At around 11:25 PM (LFT), while Mr. Miner was eating, he suddenly vanished with Mrs. Kirby in his place. She loafed in the feeder for nearly two minutes, before some chicken was dropped. She ate it for a moment, before vanishing amidst flickering lights.
October 28, 2024: At around 12:40 pm (LFT), Mrs. Kirby was seen eating for around 15 minutes. Around 9:05 PM (LFT), Mrs. Kirby entered the feeder again. She left 3 minutes later at 9:08 PM (LFT).
Mrs. Kirby binges to a concert.
November 2024
November 10, 2024: Mrs. Kirby arrived at 6:17 PM (LFT), only to find Dr. Smudge eating. She hissed at him, but Dr. Smudge hissed back, determined to finish his meal. Mrs. Kirby loafed beside the feeder for a few minutes, waiting for Dr. Smudge to leave. At 6:25 PM, she ran out of patience and smacked Dr. Smudge, causing him to stop eating and think about leaving, but he ultimately decided to stand in the feeder instead. Two minutes later, Dr. Smudge tried to go back to eating, but Mrs. Kirby smacked him again. He hissed at her, but this had no effect on Mrs. Kirby. She meowed and threatened to smack him one more time, which finally made him leave at 6:28 PM. Mrs. Kirby ate for a few minutes and left at 6:32 PM.
November 12, 2024:Mr. Lung leaves as Mrs. Kirby arrives at 2:24, she then absolutely CHOWS down on her delectable meal. She mostly eats the snacks, especially when it was freshly dispensed for her. She then disappears at 2:30.A disappointed Mrs. Kirby contemplating about visiting the feeder 7 times in a day.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.) (LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
