Mr. Piss
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| Other name(s) | Impostor Fresh, Mr. Impostor, Mr. Hoax, Mr. Fake, Mr. Brawl, Mr. Jerk, Mr. Pee, Liquid Fresh |
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| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Orange Tabby Cat |
| Sex | Male |
| Rarity | Uncommon |
| Occupation | Food Waste |
| Appearance | Really similar to Mr. Fresh, but he's not spicier to look at |
| Personality | Sassy and pissy |
| First known sighting | February 8th, 2024 |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | Ms. Angel |
| Children | None |
| Other | In The Piss Alliance with Mr. Chicken and maybe Mr. Fresh too |
Mr. Piss is an all-orange cat. On February 4th, at approximately 4:20 PM EST, Mr. Piss thought it would be a good idea to take a small pee into the feeder. He then proceeded to have a verbal fight with another cat off-screen. What an inconsiderate lad.
He won as the 4th most favorite cat in the Hello Street Cat (EN) 2nd Weekly Fan Poll
Behavior
He is a common cat and his defining trait is that he eats so much for so long that it's hard to get a picture of his face, as he always has his head down eating. He is sometimes confused for Mr. Beef, not because they look anything alike but because Mr. Piss is also a complete asshole. He pissed all over the fucking food.
Appearance
He is often mistaken for many other cats for being mostly orange, but what is unique about him is that he has zero white spotting, a round face, and his right ear has a scar (that is mistaken for a TNR ear-tip).
Mr. Piss can easily be confused with Mr. Normal, but there are slight differences in their patterns which can be used to identify them
Sightings
- February 8th, 2024: Known as his first known sighting.
- February 13th, 2024 around 19:11 (CET) approached Little Scraggly Guy and growled at him while eating
- March 1st, 2024: At 12:53 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short period of time
- March 6th, 2024: At 8:53 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was spotted eating for a short time and then pissing a little in the feeder
- March 7th, 2024: At 9:59 AM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss was on the ground about to enter the feeder while Mr. Rev was inside. Mr. Rev screamed at him but Mr. Piss didn't care and slowly entered the feeder and calmly ate while Mr. Rev was still yowling quietly. After about a minute, Mr. Rev gave up and left.
- March 9th, 2024: At 1:19 PM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss committed the heinous act for a second time.
- March 13th, 2024: At 9:20 AM (Local feeder time), Mr. Piss arrived with Mr. Wishbone. He ate for several minutes while Mr. Wishbone patiently waited for his turn. He then left alone without committing any heinous acts (for now).
- March 14th, 2024: At 10:58 AM (local feeder time), Mr. Piss arrived and ate some snack. Before entering the feeder, there were cats growling outside. It was impossible to see who, but it is possible it was Mr. Piss being mean. Mr. Bean had just finished eating, so it may have been with him. Mid-way through his feast, food was dispensed, and Mr. Piss looked very offended. He did not resume eating until it was finished being dispensed.
- March 21st, 2024: At 7:22 AM (local feeder time), Mr. Piss enjoying a snack, constantly watching out behind him for unknown reasons. Was done snacking 4 minutes later.
- March 21st, 2024: At around 10:55 AM (local feeder time), Mr. Piss began ravenously munching, getting snacked a few times in the process, while Ms. Chess politely waited behind him. After approximately 10 minutes, he began growling and slapped Ms. Chess, causing both to run outside.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Catspiracy Theory
It has been theorized that Mr. Piss and Mr. Brawl are the exact same cat.
It has also been theorized that Fresh Impostor might be also Mr. Piss, so Mr. Piss, Mr. Brawl and Fresh Impostor might have been the same cat all along.
However, the community has now decided that Fresh Impostor is indeed Mr. Piss. It has also been decided that Mr. Piss is the same cat as Mr. Brawl.
Gallery
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Mr. Piss from the side showing his ear scar
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Another look at his ear
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Mr. Piss' face
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Mr. Piss right before he committed his ultimate wrath
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Mr. Piss' top view
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Mr. Piss beating up the poor Little Scraggly Guy
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Mr. Piss mogs.
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Comparison of Mr. Piss and Mr. Normal's stripes
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Soggy Mr. Piss (probably fell into pond)
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