Mrs. Island
 Ms. Island's face | |
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
|---|---|
| Coat | Red (orange) Tabby with High White Spotting |
| Sex | Female |
| Rarity | Very Common (approximately every 30 minutes) |
| Occupation | Scream. Chases away other cats and stands guard at the feeding station without eating anything. She is also a member of the Bald Congress. |
| Appearance | Mostly white with orange spots on her back, and an orange tail. Has a white strip down the middle of her face |
| Personality | Defensive, rude, impatient |
| First known sighting | Unknown |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | Unknown |
| Children | Unknown - but do exist |
Mrs. Island is a somewhat common visitor to the Happy Canteen feeder, named for the spots on her back that look like an island. Mrs. Island is a current member of the Bald Congress. She had also given birth since she recently appears skinnier when she used to be nicknamed Ms. Continent.
Behavior
Mrs. Island is known to be a rude fella that chases out other cats because... she can. In an incident, she chased away another [unidentified] cat from the food bowl, after which she stood guard at the kibble without eating. Mrs. Island has also been seen crawling under the platform that the kibble station rests on, and reappearing on the other side. She has been previously spotted fighting and being impatient with other cats. Mrs. Island is also known to be a screamer. When there is another cat at the feeder she will yowl at them for minutes until the other cat retreats. Her current known victims are Ms. Carpet and surprisingly Mrs. Kirby.
Appearance
Mrs. Island is a white-and-orange mackerel tabby with high grade white spotting and a white "T" shaped strip down her face. Her tail is completely orange. She has multiple patches of orange on her back that look like islands, and has a bit of a moustache on her face.
There are no known lookalikes of Mrs. Island. Mr. One looks similiarly, but he's a black tabby, with way less spots.
Sightings
February 2024
- February 01, 2024: Mrs. Island was a witness to the battle between Mr. Beef and an unnamed orange cat.
- February 20, 2024: Mrs. Island briefly ate kibble.
- February 22, 2024: Mrs. Island appeared eating kibble, but was cut short when the stream went down after 292 hours. Mrs. Island appeared once again in the same day waiting for Ms. Pretty to stop eating, but she got impatient and hit her, scaring her, which caused her to run off afraid. She stayed to eat for a bit. Mrs. Kirby came by later to lay her own eyes on the perpetrator. The same day, She was seen briefly eating kibble on, growling at an unknown cat, who was likely Ms. Honk, who later took her place as she left.
March 2024
- March 08, 2024: At roughly 12:48 AM (LFT) She came in to eat after scaring away Ms. Halo. Having stayed for 8 minutes, cleaning some snack off the floor and taking a few breaks, she eventually made a cautious exit.
- March 10, 2024: At around 09:10 AM (LFT), Mrs. Island gets caught in a fight between Mr. Butter and an unknown cat outside the feeder. Many hisses and growls get thrown, however Mrs. Island sits confused. Mr. Butter then drags an unwilling Mrs. Island into the fight.
- March 11, 2024: At 04:42 AM (LFT) Mrs. Island appeared with Mr. Sonic, after 2 minutes, Mrs. Island leaves.
- March 11, 2024: At 02:00 PM (LFT) Mrs. Island ate for a brief time and had a short conversation with herself.
- March 11, 2024: At about 03:00 PM (LFT) Mrs. Island appeared and slapped Mr. Bean causing them to hiss at each other for a couple of seconds before Mr. Bean retreated and slowly left the feeder. Mrs. Island then took over the feeder and slowly left. During her feast, a fully orange cat (likely Mr. Piss) materialized into existence and watched her eat before following her as she left.
- March 14, 2024: At around 05:48 AM (LFT) Mrs. Island appeared and ate from the feeder for about 5 minutes, finishing with a dessert of some floor kibble. When Ms. Chunky showed up, Mrs. Island politely left.
- March 15, 2024: At an unrecorded time, Mrs. Island ate some kibble.
- March 20, 2024: At 02:04 AM (LFT), Mrs. Island ate for around 7 minutes, stopping to growl at something in the bottom right corner halfway through her visit.
- March 22, 2024: At 08:00 AM (LFT), Mrs. Island growled at Ms. Pretty who stopped eating and slowly exited the feeder avoiding confrontation. Mrs. Island then ate for around 5 minutes before being intimidated away by The Gluttonous Beast.
- March 24, 2024: At 02:45 AM (LFT) Mrs. Island showed up and ate kibble for a bit. After only a few minutes, she was scared off by Mr. Bean after a short confrontation. Later, around 06:08 PM (LFT), she appeared at the feeder for a second time. However, with a small investigation and sniff at the lack of snacks in the feeder, she left again 3 minutes later. Seen a third time eating kibble alone at about 07:38 AM (LFT)
- March 26, 2024: At 10:30 AM (LFT) Mrs. Island was munching (as she does) when a human showed up to add snacks to the dish. The human caused a loud noise which startled Mrs. Island, and then the machine started repeating something in chinese. This scared Mr. Island away. She returned ~5 minutes later and munched uneventfully.
- March 31, 2024: At around 12:46 AM (LFT), Mrs. Island had a meal for about three minutes, before angrily meowing at something off-camera (possibly Ms. Chunky) and leaving.
April 2024
- April 02 2024: Ate some kibble and got scared by Mr Chicken
- April 05, 2024: Around 03:07 AM (LFT), Island came to eat for a bit, but is interrupted when Mr. Turkey lays down next to the feeder. After a few seconds, Island goes back to eating and leaves.
- April 07, 2024: At 07:57 AM (LFT), Mrs. Island ferociously devoured some kibble, taking frequent breaks to look for any foes attempting to sneak up on him. She then left as he noticed Ms. Pretty patiently waiting for a nibble of kibble.
- April 10, 2024: At 09:33 AM (LFT), Mrs. Island was spotted eating some kibble before she has seemed to leave in quite the hurry.
- April 12, 2024: At 02:07 AM (LFT), Mrs. Island was spotted eating some kibble before she got his attention caught by something off camera and slowly crept off.
- April 17, 2024: At 12:02 PM (LFT) Mrs. Island was seen eating kibble for around 2 minutes, then left, leaving the feeder empty.
May 2024
May 04, 2024: Around 09:15 AM (LFT) Mrs. Island was spotted eating some kibble for 4 minutes, before leaving the feeder.
- May 06, 2024: At 05:53 AM (LFT) Mrs. Island ate kibble until 05:56 AM (LFT), immediately followed by another (unidentified) cat that later changed their mind.
- May 10, 2024: At 04:11 AM (LFT), Mrs. Island was observed eating food at the Happy Canteen.
- May 20 2024: At 9:56 Pm (LFT), Mrs. Island (now changed to female, as she was previously known as Mr. Island,) was found eating and munching away at happy canteen
- May 25, 2024: At 1:20 PM (LFT), Mrs. Island was spotted munching away at the feeder.
- May 26, 2024: At around 5:50 PM (LFT), Mrs. Island was spotted eating for an unknown amount of time.
- May 28, 2024: At around 09:00 PM (LFT), Mrs. Island while eating had kibbles poured on her head in an unfortunate accident.
- May 29, 2024: At around 17:21 PM (LFT) Mrs. Island scared away an unidentified tortie cat (presumably Ms. Lag) and ate while occasionally looking behind her as if a cat was approaching behind him. She kept eating until 17:25 PM (LFT).
- May 31, 2024: At around 04:00PM (LFT), Mrs. Island was eating some kibble while the lights kept flickering off and sometimes causing the stream to lag. She left around 04:20PM (LFT)
June 2024
- June 2, 2024:
- At 08:33 AM (LFT) Mrs. Island peeked her head in the feeder while Mr. Sus was eating. After waiting about a minute, Mr. Sus left and Mrs. Island began her feast, which lasted for a whole 10 minutes. After this Sus returned.
- At 12:26 PM (LFT) She returned and ate for 5 minutes.
- June 3, 2024: At 07:03 AM (LFT) Mrs. Island entered the feeder as Mrs. Kirby was leaving, snaccin' for 3 fulfilling minutes.
- June 5, 2024: At 7:00 AM (LFT) Mrs. Island put both front paws into the feeder while eating.
- June 6, 2024: At 23:26 PM (LFT) Mrs. Island had food poured on her head while eating, left about 2 minutes later.
- June 12, 2024: At 11:40 PM (LFT) Mrs. Island appeared at the feeder to have a little munch. After some nice munches, she was slightly interrupted by another cat, which was quickly shooed away by Ms. Islands deathly glare. She kept eating before leaving around 11:45 PM (LFT).
- June 13, 2024: At 5:18 AM (LFT) Mrs. Island and Ms. Carpet got into an all out verbal fight. Mrs. Island was pissed at her because she was taking too long at the feeder. Ms. Carpet then turned around Mrs. Island snuck up behind her. Mrs. Island slowly continued forward, until all of her feet were in the feeder. She thought about smacking Ms. Carpet but decided to give her mercy. Mrs. Island yowled at her and Ms. Carpet sprinted out of the feeder at 5:25 AM. Mrs. Island was pleased that she left and started to eat. But then she spotted Goobert and got into an even bigger argument with him. She yowled for about a whole minute to scare him off.
- June 18, 2024: At 6:00 PM (LFT) Mrs. Island came to the feeder and ate for several minutes before leaving.
- June 30, 2024: 1st sighting: At exactly 1:00 PM (LFT) Mrs. Island munched on some kibble for 5 minutes. She also was paranoid, kept turning around. 2nd sighting: At 11:26 PM (LFT) Mrs. Island munched on some kibble for 3 minutes before leaving.
July 2024
- July 3, 2024: Around 3:45 PM (LFT), Just after the Mrs. Island came to eat at the feeder. She left at 3:47 PM.
- July 6, 2024: Around 5:25 PM (LFT), Mrs. Island was seen eating for a while, then left at 5:28 PM.
- July 13, 2024: Mrs. Island entered the feeder at 12:53 AM (LFT) with her back looking a bit soggy. She ate nonstop for a total of 3 minutes, leaving at 12:56 AM (LFT). And at 8:21 PM (LFT) Mrs. Island arrived at the feeder only to relieve that Mrs. Kirby was already there. So in her usual attack method, she started a verbal argument with her. Mrs. Kirby seemed to be on the losing side and was finally chased away at 8:32 PM (LFT).
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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A full view of Mrs. Island
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Mrs. Island butt mogging the camera after assaulting Ms. Pretty on 2/22/2024
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Mrs. Island slaps Ms. Pretty
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Mrs. Island defends the feeder from insurgency kibble eaters
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Mrs. Island hissing at Mr. Bean before running away.
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Mrs. Island filled with fear after the machine speaks to him.
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Mrs. Island eating food at the Happy Canteen.
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The exorcism of Mrs. Island(PG-13)
