Mr. Void
 The void consumes the feeder | |
| Other name(s) | Wall pisser, Mr. Bleh, ASMR King |
|---|---|
| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Void black |
| Sex | Male |
| Rarity | Common |
| Occupation | Peeing on the wall, being the police officer of the canteen, staring into your soul, Villain |
| Appearance | Completely black, very big |
| Personality | Impatient, unpredictable, mean, unsanitary |
| First known sighting | Unknown |
| Relations | |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Siblings | Unknown |
| Partner | None |
| Children | None |
| Other | Took a piss on Ms. Texas on February 3rd, 2024, at around 11:44 AM (LFT) |
Mr. Void is a frequent observed visitor to the "Happy Canteen" (快乐大食堂) feeder. Mr. Void is notable for being the only completely black cat to visit the feeders in this area. He was first spotted on February 02, 2024.
Mr. Void was named for his deep black coat, as well as the fact that he is quite mysterious and intimidating.
Behavior
Mr. Void has been observed marking the feeder walls as his territory by peeing on them (and sometimes other, unfortunate cats such as Ms. Texas). His presence seems to intimidate other visitors to the feeder, though his powerful aura was no match for Ms. Kirby's abilities when she chased him away on the 8th of May 2024, at around midday. He also has the habit of surprising cats eating inside the feeder by dashing through the tarp effectively evicting them out.
Mr. Void was responsible for the late March, early April 2024 disaster of the Pee-clipse at the Auspicious Restaurant feeder. After a long session of heavy breathing and eating uncomfortably close to the camera, Mr. Void horrified viewers by turning around and unleashing an unholy fermented piss. The camera took a direct hit; it remained with a yellow piss stain tint for over a week afterwards. To this day, viewers do not understand what led Mr. Void to this act of villainy.
Appearance
Mr. Void is sturdy-shaped with wide cheeks and small ears. He has green eyes and a dense, completely black coat. He is also very large - around the same size as Mr. Piss.
Sightings
February 2024
- February 02, 2024: Mr. Void was observed entering the station at 08:48 AM (LFT). His presence intimidated another cat, and viewers dropped snacks on his head while he ate. After finishing, he urinated vertically on a wall before exiting.
- February 03, 2024: Mr. Void returned at 11:44 AM (LFT), eating for a period before urinating on the wall and Ms. Texas, who was located below.
- February 05, 2024: Mr. Void was briefly sighted at 01:57 PM (LFT), eating before departing.
- February 07, 2024: Mr. Void reappeared at 01:55 AM (LFT), consuming tuna before briefly leaving, when Ms. Socks (human) arrived. He returned at 02:00 AM (LFT) to eat additional tuna and then departed.
- February 14, 2024: Mr. Void appeared shortly at 08:56 AM (LFT), assumably beating up a cat who got confused between Mr. Normal and Mr. Piss to stop eating the kibble.
March 2024
- March 05, 2024: Mr. Void was spotted around 08:40 PM (LFT) feasting on the feeder. During his feast, he started to randomly sneezing few times in a row before coming back eating like nothing happened. He lasted 12 minutes in the feeder before leaving.
- March 06, 2024: Mr. Void was sighted again at 04:50 AM (LFT), appearing to have a respiratory infection and making grunts of discomfort.
- March 07, 2024: Mr. Void was sighted at 12:51 AM (LFT), scaring off another cat, but not eating anything.
- March 14, 2024: Mr. Void was sighted again after a short-term disappearance at 02:10 AM (LFT) in the Auspicious Restaurant, alongside Ms. Eeper. He ate from the bowl to the side of the feeder for 15 minutes before leaving. He looks much healthier than he did last week!
- March 17, 2024: At 04:27 PM (LFT), Mr. Void was sighted at the feeder, surprising viewers. He devoured kibbles like it's his last time on earth.
- March 22, 2024: At 12:04 AM (LFT), Mr. Void chowed down on snacks and kibble at the feeder. At 12:12 AM (LFT), Mr. Void and another cat, likely Mr. Beef, got into a verbal argument. The cats engaged in a staring contest for a few minutes, and despite many donations in an attempt to break up the spat, they both never lost focus. After 7 long minutes, Mr. Void won the record-breaking standoff, before quickly leaving the feeder.
- March 27, 2024: At 06:46 PM (LFT), Mr. Void came to the feeder for a quick bite, checking behind him frequently. He soon got replaced by Mr. Beef.
April 2024
- April 09, 2024: At 06:46 PM (LFT), Mr. Void chased off Ms. Pretty with a surprise attack. He munched heavily, occasionally looking over his shoulder, while collecting chicken dust on his head. Void exited the feeder 5 minutes later.
- April 19, 2024: At 04:31 AM (LFT), Mr. Void once again utilized a surprise attack to scare off another cat, possibly Mr. Dot, and ate alone for about 15 minutes
- April 22, 2024: Around 04:25 AM (LFT) a rain soaked Mr. Void appeared behind Ms. Fluff and frightened her away with a butt sniff. He ate kibble and left at 04:36 AM (LFT). He reappeared at 11:45 PM (LFT), now dry, and ate for another 6 minutes.
- April 23, 2024: At 12:39 PM (LFT), a diabolical Mr. Void ate for about 5 minutes and left, but not before peeing a little on the food.
- April 24, 2024: At 12:37 AM (LFT), Mr. Void ate for about 7 minutes then walked up to the camera, then breathed heavily into it for a minute, then left.
May 2024
- May 01, 2024: At 12:11 AM (LFT), Mr. Void arrived to the feeder and ate for about 5 minutes. He got up and looked around before leaving.
- May 06, 2024: At around 04:40 PM (Local Time), Mr. Void ate ferociously for about 2 minutes and got up abruptly before leaving.
- May 07, 2024: At 02:12 AM (LFT), Mr. Void was seen leaving the "Happy Canteen" (快乐大食堂) feeder after having a feast for a few minutes.
- May 08, 2024: At 10:00 AM (LFT), Mr. Void ate extremely far forward in the feeder and got a bunch of treats stuck on his head.
- May 09, 2024: At around 02:20 PM (LFT), Mr. Void ate for slightly under 14 minutes, then abruptly leaving immediately before all Happy Canteen cameras went offline for about 2 minutes.
- May 10, 2024: At around 09:54 PM (LFT), Mr. Void was seen eating at the Happy Canteen.
- May 13, 2024: At 11:52 AM (LFT), Mr. Void was seen eating for around 8 minutes before leaving.
- May 14th, 2024: At about 9:56 AM (LFT), Mr. Void was seen at the "Happy Canteen" eating for around 4 minutes.
- May 17, 2024: At about 10:43 AM (LFT), Mr.Void was spotted eating before he scampered away.
June 2024
- June 10, 2024: At 11:56 PM (LFT), Mr. Void quietly enters the feeder and consumed kibbles and light particles. He left the feeder at 12:02 AM (LFT) of the next day without tearing the space-time continuum. The universe continues to exist.
- June 13, 2024: At 08:43 PM (LFT) Mr. Void busted inside the feeder as Mr. Beef was about to exit like SWAT, driving the orange cat away. He ate ultra-aggressively pausing every now and then to face every cat he sensed outside. He left the feeder quietly at 08:50 PM (LFT).
- June 21, 2024: Around 09:01 PM (LFT) Mr. Void entered a peaceful feeder and ate for a serene thirteen minutes. But he decided that the poor decorations in the feeder needed spicing up so he pissed on the tarp before leaving in triumph of his dastardly deed. The Piss Alliance Flag still stands tall.
- June 30, 2024: At 10:50 PM (LFT) Mr. Void LOUDLY munched on kibble for 5 minutes.
July 2024
- July 13, 2024: At 8:23 PM (LFT) Mr. Void was seen having a nice munch of treats when he (once again) got bits of chicken all over himself, he returned to the feeder a minute later with somehow less chicken on his face.
- July 17, 2024: At about 4:05 AM (LFT) Mr. Void visited the feeder for a hearty early morning meal. All the while he remained vigilant of other cats who may come to remove him from the feeder. Sensing danger, Mr. Void bolted from the feeder at 4:17 AM (LFT).
- July 18, 2024: At about 8:49 PM (LFT) Mr. Void visited the feeder, munched extremely loudly, stood watch for a good 30 seconds around 8:52 PM (LFT), and then went back to munching. He left around 8:54 PM (LFT).
August 2024
- August 22, 2024: At 9:29 PM (LFT) Mr. Void showed up at the Happy Canteen and munched on delicious kibble. There were times where he would zone out and try to think of a solution to the fermi paradox, but after about 6 minutes of eating, he had decided to leave the feeder, but he obviously had not fully fulfilled his desires to eat yet, so he came back a minute later and then left at 9:41 PM (LFT).
- August 26, 2024: At around 10:05 AM (LFT) Mr. Void showed up, ate a ton of kibble, put his tongue out, and left.
- August 27, 2024: At around 4:53 AM (LFT) Mr. Void ate some kibble.
- August 28, 2024: At around 11:46 PM (LFT) Mr. Void was eating kibble. He had some food remains on his head and neck, so he was probably snacked earlier.
September 2024
- September 14, 2024: Mr. Void showed up at around 10:35 AM (LFT) which notably was 5 minutes after Ms. Texas and Mr. Beef had left the feeder. He then ate for 7 minutes, being really close to the camera the entire time, before leaving.
October 2024
- October 11, 2024: Mr. Void entered the feeder at 12:43 AM (LFT) right after Mrs. Kirby had left. He sniffed at the leftover snacks for a bit before eating them up. He left at 12:47 AM (LFT)
- Mr. Void returned to the feeder around 8:19PM (LFT) for more food. He ate voraciously at the feeder, reaching right for the back and kept eating for quite some time. He ate voraciously before finally relenting and leaving at 8:32PM (LFT) - with Mr. Sonic being sighted almost immediately thereafter.
- October 15th, 2024: Mr Void was spotted around 6:35 PM (LFT). After eating, he stared into the distance for a while - seemingly taken by melancholy.
- October 16, 2024: Mr. Void appeared at 8:01 AM (LFT). He ate for 7 and a half minutes, pausing between mouthfuls. Afterward, he quickly ran away after seeing something in the distance. At 9:21 PM (LFT), he was seen again, sitting in front of the bowl with his head sideways, staring outside the feeder, remaining almost motionless.
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Mr. Void side view
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Mr. Void pieces together quantum theory for a split second, then loses it (GIF)
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Mr. Void and Mr. Beef have a staring contest.
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Mr. Void checking behind him
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Mr. Void strikes down Mr. Dot without remorse (GIF)
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Mr. Void gets bullied by some treats.
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Mr. Void at the Happy Canteen.
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Mr.Void being stalked by Mr.Bean
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'VOID WUZ HERE!' (Bro pissed on the tarp smh)
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Mr. Void witnessing the horrors of Mount Kibble.
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Void looking directly at the camera, seemingly gaining awareness(as much as one braincell could get)
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Mr. Void's brain cells begin to function as he wonders what all the strange food is.
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Mr. Void waiting "patiently" for Ms. Sleepy to finish eating
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An unflattering angle of The Void
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Mr. Void's favorite eating position: the corner
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Mr. Void becoming the void (aka he teleports away while eating) (GIF)
