Mr. Turkey

Mr. Turkey

Descending into chat, hello street chat.
Other name(s)	Mr. Chicken, Mr. Worldwide, Derpy Orange (呆呆橘), Eye Contact Brother (对视哥)
Breed	Domestic Shorthair
Coat	Red (orange) Tabby with white mask and mantle markings
Sex	Male
Rarity	Unseeable (Adopted)
Occupation	Thanksgiving Dinner, staring deeply into the souls of the viewers
Appearance	Orange head and back with white fur lining the nape, hind legs, and underbelly.
Personality	Sweetheart and patient gentleman. He came back with the milk.
First known sighting	February 3rd, 2024 02:00 PM (LFT)
Relations
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown
Partner	None
Children	The Gluttonous Beast

Mr. Turkey is an orange and white cat with a white stripe extending across his nape and right side of his head. Often mistaken for Mr. Chicken, he shares the tendency to sit in a strange chicken-like shape with his neck stretched out.

Mr. Turkey used to visit Happy Canteen for a while, but then he was more commonly seen at Auspicious Restaurant and Kitty Happy House, the latter of which is the same feeder where Mr. Sunflower comes around often.

Mr. Turkey was taken to the vet on July 17, 2024, but he astonishingly escaped on August 26, 2024, making his grand return to the park on August 31, 2024.

Mr. Turkey was adopted by Mr. Fresh's owners in September 2024. He now lives upstairs with Mr. Fresh at Brother Fresh’s Exclusive Castle CatMojo. He used to be in the same room with Mr. Fresh but got relocated to another room because of being too intimidating for his roommate.

Behavior

Mr. Turkey may seem dumb and silly to his viewers, but deep down he is an intelligent prodigy that just acted dumb and silly (or maybe he is). Mr. Turkey is capable of traveling to many feeders in the park in case a feeder went down. A known example is when his usual feeder Kitty Happy House was offline, he was seen instead at Auspicious Restaurant.

Previously, he was known to stare for a very long time at the feeder camera. Viewers thought he was begging for snack despite going to a kibble-only feeder (Auspicious Restaurant, Kitty Happy House), but he repeated the same behavior at All You Can Eat Cafeteria, a feeder that has snack. Sometimes, he passed out sleeping, gatekeeping the feeder for eternity.

It is speculated that Mr. Turkey was following Mr. Sunflower, during his time in the park. Whichever feeder Mr. Sunflower would stake claim at, Mr. Turkey was never far behind. It seems his feelings are one-sided, though, as Mr. Sunflower would move feeders every time Mr. Turkey managed to find him.

Mr. Turkey is also a little feisty, as he was seen smacking Mrs. Eeper and her children when they tried to enter the feeder.

Mr. Turkey's silliness and drooling behavior was unfortunately his call for help to be taken care of by the caretaker due to stomatitis. As a result, he was taken to the vet and then the caretaker's for a while, looking chill and enjoying his stay. In an unexpected move, he escaped the latter place only to get silly on the camera at his original whereabout.

Despite leading a stray life, Mr. Turkey is well-visited by the caretaker. He even has a new collar after yanking off the old one.

Here is Mr. Turkey's documentary from the Chinese community:

New Hero: 对视哥 "Eye Contact Brother"

• On an ordinary afternoon, Eye Contact Brother was elegantly enjoying his meal when suddenly his eye contact bloodline awakened.

• Eye Contact Brother: "There is a mysterious oriental force calling me."

• From then on, Eye Contact Brother's gaze became unstoppable.
• Eye Contact Brother: "I will always look at you... forever."
• (Not a still image... in fast motion...)
• When Brother got tired, he continued to look deeply while lying down. He even shifted slightly and adjusted to the most comfortable position.
• Eye Contact Brother has fallen asleep. See you next time.

Appearance

Mr. Turkey has an orange head and back with white fur lining his nape, hind legs, and underbelly. His delicate fur resembles that of The Gluttonous Beast. The lower part of his face is white, leaking up between his eyes like a pointy arrow. His mouth is circled with an orange area. His face is rather enlarged when compared to the head, giving him an adult and gentlemen looking face. As of October 2024, Mr. Turkey's left ear was clipped, indicating TNR.

Mr. Turkey from above

Mr. Turkey from above (as of July 2024)

Sightings

February 2024

• February 03, 2024: Around 02:00 PM (LFT), Mr. Turkey made his first appearance.
• February 16, 2024: Mr. Turkey was spotted at 04:51 AM (LFT).
• February 24, 2024: Mr. Turkey appeared again. He left around 04:34 PM (LFT).
• February 25, 2024: He made an appearance around 07:00AM (LFT).

March 2024

• March 01, 2024: Around 04:16 AM (LFT), Mr. Turkey appeared on the heels of a despairing Mr. Plump who had naught to eat as there were no snacks. Mr. Turkey, singing an altogether different tune, shoved his face far into the dispenser and gave a close-up view of his whiskers to the cameras as he ate.
• March 04, 2024: At 11:01 PM (LFT) Mr. Turkey was spotted eating in the feeder.
• March 07, 2024: At 03:44 PM (LFT), Mr. Turkey was spotted nervously eating chicken snacks.
• March 08, 2024: At 11:05 PM (LFT), Mr. Turkey was spotted straight up devouring the kibble.

• March 11, 2024: At 06:15 PM (LFT), Mr. Turkey was spotted eating peacefully while Mr. Honk watched.
• March 21, 2024: Mr. Turkey came to eat some snacks and kibble at 11:26 PM (LFT). He got snacked multiple times and was positively covered in chicken snacks. He ate with vigor for nearly 20 minutes.
• March 24, 2024: At 01:18 AM (LFT), Mr. Turkey sauntered up to the feeder and ate for 5 minutes before leaving.

April 2024

• April 2, 2024: At 02:32 AM (LFT), Mr. Turkey was 3rd in line to Mt. Kibble and was very polite in taking turns.
• April 5, 2024: At 03:11 PM (LFT), Mr. Turkey came and laid by the feeder. Mr. Island hissed at him, but he continued being patient and waited for Mr. Island to leave. Mr. Turkey then ate for about 8 minutes before he left.
• April 29, 2024: At 10:45 PM (LFT) Mr. Turkey cautiously entered the feeder and appeared to be anxious at times. Left not too long after, only eating for 4 minutes before briskly leaving. He also appeared a lot slimmer according to some viewers of the re-stream.

May 2024

• May 03, 2024: At 02:48 PM (LFT), Mr. Turkey ate his afternoon snack in typical Mr. Turkey fashion, and proceeded to fall asleep at the feeder for a great long while, before being disrespectfully woken up by the food dispenser. Later that day, at around 01:51 AM (LFT), he was found staring at Mt. Kibble for around 9 minutes before taking a try at it, ultimately saving Auspicious Restaurant. The hungry little guy returned for a 3rd time for another snack at Auspicious Restaurant at around 11:10 AM (LFT) for 5 minutes or so before leaving once again.
• May 06, 2024: At around 11:00 PM (LFT), Mr. Turkey enters the feeder and begins chomping for about 10 minutes before getting up and leaving.

June 2024

• June 16, 2024: At around 4 PM (LFT), Mr. Turkey left the Kitty Happy House feeder after sleeping there for many hours.

July 2024

• July 07, 2024: After leaving for a bit, Mr. Turkey came back to Auspicious Restaurant at 6:18 PM (LFT) for some more food. Like that of a most prestigious gentleman, he tucked himself in nicely and stared at the camera without blinking for around 3 minutes. What he didn't realize was that Auspicious Restaurant has no Freeze-Dried Chicken snacks. Even so, his unwavering determination for snacks managed to subdue his innate eepiness and he waited there until 6:34 PM (LFT), but not before conking out twice.
• July 08, 2024: Mr. Turkey came to the feeder after Mrs. Eeper finished to eat and decided to, for some reason, sit there and do nothing blinking every few minutes with even some bugs crawling in his face.
• July 12, 2024: Mr. Turkey arrived at All You Can Eat Cafeteria, where he stared at the camera for about an hour before moving on to do his Turkey circle of all the other feeders in the park. Why does he stare? Who is he listening to? When will they come?
• July 17, 2024: At about 2AM (LFT) Mr. Turkey wandered foolishly into a trap set just for him. With the feeder configured for trapping, and the door closing behind him, Mr. Turkey struggled against his confines. At around 3:15 AM, Mr. Turkey was taken from the TNR trap
• August 31, 2024: At 8:33 PM (LFT) Mr. Turkey made his grand return to Kitty Happy House, now with a collar and a bell. He would be later seen at Auspicious Restaurant at 8:52 PM.

September 2024

• September 01, 2024: At 3:43 AM (LFT) The Eye Contact Brother is seen at Kitty Happy House once again, loafing at the same position Mr. Sunflower had loafed 6 hours ago.
• September 03, 2024: At 9:36 AM (LFT) Mr. Turkey, who had been snuggling on the kibble's smell, pierced his bell into the bowl, then yanked himself out, successfully detaching the bell along with the collar. His committed dedication to stray life is unfathomable.
• September 10, 2024: Around 7:15 PM (LFT) Mr. Turkey came back with a new red collar, although the bell on his collar was planted on the feeder bowl by the caretaker, probably as a reminder of Mr. Turkey's sin. He also bragged about his new collar at Auspicious Restaurant at around 9:28 PM (LFT).
• September 14, 2024: Mr. Turkey rested at Kitty Happy House from around 1 AM - 3 AM (LFT). How cute!

October 2024

It was during this month that Mr. Turkey arrived at Brother Fresh’s Exclusive Castle CatMojo. A post was made regarding his arrival:

Click To Read

New cat introduction!!!!

Name: Eye Contact Brother (Aliases: Derpy Orange, Derpy Brother, Big-Headed Derpy) Current Feeder: Brother Fresh's Catmojo This new bicoloured orange cat that everyone's been seeing here recently, is actually Happy Canteen's Eye Contact Brother! He rose to fame because of how much he enjoys staring at the camera and acting cute for food, but what's unexpected is that... because of his stomatitis suddenly acting up a day before the typhoon, he was sent to this mansion and is now roomies with Brother Fresh. Who could've expected him to have such a love/obsession with the HSC feeder? He ran up the stairs from the first floor to the third, just to stare at everyone in front of the camera. I wonder what will happen between him and Brother Fresh now?

Big-Headed Derpy: Hello, everyone! My name is Big-Headed Derpy. Because of my having to move into this mansion... I am now severely in debt so I need to pay it back through endorsing the HSC™️ brand. I hope everyone votes me, thank you!

• October 14, 2024: At 8:42 AM (LFT), Mr. Turkey moved in to Mr. Fresh's house. Bro is Mr. Worldwide at this point.

(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")

Gallery

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  Mr. Turkey making... this face

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  Mr. Turkey from other camera POVs.

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  Mr. Turkey (eating) co-existing with Ms. Sleepy (back)

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  Mr. Turkey being rained on by Freeze-dried chicken snacks

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  Mr. Turkey tackling the infamous Mt. Kibble

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  Mr. Turkey looking soggy from the rain

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  Mr. Turkey, having been heavily snacked.

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  Mr. Turkey, entering the feeder, looking suspicious

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  blehhh :P

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  Mr. Turkey using his 2 braincells to conjure snack at a kibble-only feeder.

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  Mr. Turkey loafing in the scorching heat inside the feeder. He thought it was an oven.

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  Mr. Turkey hitting on airplane mode.

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  TRADE OFFER: You get nothing, while I get snack.

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  Mr. Turkey when you decline his trade offer.

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  Mr. Turkey using a forbidden wizard magic to summon snack. Look at his eyes.

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  Mr. Turkey's top view resembles that of Mr. Snack.

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  Mr. Turkey's 1000-yard stare...

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  Mr. Turkey's autism swag kicks in.

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  Mr. Turkey glares at the feeder's front camera.

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  Mr. Turkey mimics a fragment of Mr. Shock

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  Mr. Turkey doesn’t know how to interact with children (the Eeplets)

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  Turkey.exe has stopped working

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  Bro is letting out kibble and saliva

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  Mr. Turkey practicing the way of Brother Calm

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  Mr. Turkey feeling eepy as he gatekeeps the feeder.

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  Mr. Turkey enjoying his afternoon nap next to the food dispenser.

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  Mr. Turkey horrified and aghast at his capture

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  Mr. Turkey looking defeated after he was trapped

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  Mr. Turkey enjoying snacks during his capture

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  Hello!

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  hi!!!!! Blud greeted us in all 3 cameras.

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  Mr. Turkey at the vet. He is very calm and amicable.

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  Mr. Turkey mewing.

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  Mr. Turkey leans on the window. He must be remembering his life on the street.

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  Mr. Turkey prior to his Grand Escape.

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  Guess who's back? Back again. Turkey's back. Tell a friend.

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  Did Mr. Turkey just read Journey to the West at the vet?? How come he traveled 5 days just to see us again?

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  Mr. Turkey's return to Auspicious Restaurant.

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  Mr. Turkey loafing vs Mr. Sunflower loafing. The feud continues...

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  Mr. Turkey yanking himself out of the collar and the bell.

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  Mr. Turkey fell asleep along with the bell planted on the bowl by the caretaker.

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  Mr. Turkey flexing his new collar

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  Mr. Turkey is transported to Mr. Fresh's house.

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  Mr. Turkey using his Swag (GIF)

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