Mr. Turkey
 Descending into chat, hello street chat. | |
| Other name(s) | Mr. Chicken, Derpy Orange (呆呆橘), Eye Contact Brother (对视哥) |
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| Breed | Domestic Shorthair |
| Coat | Red (orange) Tabby with white mask and mantle markings |
| Sex | Male |
| Rarity | Common (Kitty Happy House); Rare (Auspicious Restaurant, All You Can Eat Cafeteria); Legendary (Happy Canteen) |
| Occupation | Thanksgiving Dinner, staring deeply into the souls of the viewers |
| Appearance | Orange head and back with white fur lining the nape, hind legs, and underbelly. |
| Personality |
Sweetheart and patient gentleman. He came back with the milk. |
| First known sighting |
February 3rd, 2024 02:00 PM (LFT) |
Mr. Turkey is an orange and white cat with a white stripe extending across his nape and right side of his head. Often mistaken for Mr. Chicken, he shares the tendency to sit in a strange chicken-like shape with his neck stretched out.
Mr. Turkey used to visit Happy Canteen for a while, but now he is more commonly seen at Auspicious Restaurant and Kitty Happy House, the latter of which is the same feeder where Mr. Sunflower comes around often.
Behavior
When Mr. Turkey used to hang around at Happy Canteen, he was an ordinary cat coming to the feeder to eat and go. However, he is now a quite unfathomable cat representing an aura so uncanny he can drive his viewers insane. He is known for staring at the feeder for a very long time. It was speculated that he wanted to feed on snack as he often visited kibble-only feeders like Auspicious Restaurant and Kitty Happy House, but it was proven wrong as he repeated that same behavior at feeders with snack like All You Can Eat Cafeteria and Yuri Canteen. What does he want from us? We don't know. Sometimes he passes out, gatekeeping the feeder for eternity. He was seen smacking cats who dared disturbed his slumber, like Mrs. Eeper and her children.
Here's a documentary of Mr. Turkey from the Chinese community:
Mr. Turkey has been visiting various feeders in the park. He is seem to be settling at a new feeder when his previous whereabout is under the threat of other cats. For example, Chinese viewers deduced he had stopped visiting Happy Canteen due to Mrs. Kirby's smacking him. Maybe he just needed somewhere to rest so he could practice the way of Brother Calm. Either way, he is guiding us through every feeders in the park where he belongs. Maybe he will guide us to Mr. Sunflower's final destination, or the all mighty Brother Calm, OR HE IS JUST STUPID.
even at feeders that have snacks like All You Can Eat Cafeteria or when his usual whereabout, Kitty Happy House, is offline. However, there is no snack in both feeders! As a result, he will often neatly loaf and stare into the camera, thinking he can perform a magic to summon snack. While waiting for snack, he sometimes passes out sleeping. What an eepy boy.
Recently, he is quite feisty. When he was camping at Auspicious Restaurant, he would punch Mrs. Eeper and her children away. So rude!
Appearance
Mr. Turkey has an orange head and back with white fur lining his nape, hind legs, and underbelly. His delicate fur resembles that of The Gluttonous Beast. The lower part of his face is white, leaking up between his eyes like a pointy arrow. His mouth is circled with an orange area. His face is rather enlarged when compared to the head, giving him an adult and gentlemen looking face.
Sightings
February 2024
- February 03, 2024: Around 02:00 PM (LFT), Mr. Turkey made his first appearance.
- February 16, 2024: Mr. Turkey was spotted at 04:51 AM (LFT).
- February 24, 2024: Mr. Turkey appeared again. He left around 04:34 PM (LFT).
- February 25, 2024: He made an appearance around 07:00AM (LFT).
March 2024
- March 01, 2024: Around 04:16 AM (LFT), Mr. Turkey appeared on the heels of a despairing Mr. Plump who had naught to eat as there were no snacks. Mr. Turkey, singing an altogether different tune, shoved his face far into the dispenser and gave a close-up view of his whiskers to the cameras as he ate.
- March 04, 2024: At 11:01 PM (LFT) Mr. Turkey was spotted eating in the feeder.
- March 07, 2024: At 03:44 PM (LFT), Mr. Turkey was spotted nervously eating chicken snacks.
- March 08, 2024: At 11:05 PM (LFT), Mr. Turkey was spotted straight up devouring the kibble.
- March 11, 2024: At 06:15 PM (LFT), Mr. Turkey was spotted eating peacefully while Ms. Honk watched.
- March 21, 2024: Mr. Turkey came to eat some snacks and kibble at 11:26 PM (LFT). He got snacked multiple times and was positively covered in chicken snacks. He ate with vigor for nearly 20 minutes.
- March 24, 2024: At 01:18 AM (LFT), Mr. Turkey sauntered up to the feeder and ate for 5 minutes before leaving.
April 2024
- April 2, 2024: At 02:32 AM (LFT), Mr. Turkey was 3rd in line to Mt. Kibble and was very polite in taking turns.
- April 5, 2024: At 03:11 PM (LFT), Mr. Turkey came and laid by the feeder. Mr. Island hissed at him, but he continued being patient and waited for Mr. Island to leave. Mr. Turkey then ate for about 8 minutes before he left.
- April 29, 2024: At 10:45 PM (LFT) Mr. Turkey cautiously entered the feeder and appeared to be anxious at times. Left not too long after, only eating for 4 minutes before briskly leaving. He also appeared a lot slimmer according to some viewers of the re-stream.
May 2024
- May 03, 2024: At 02:48 PM (LFT), Mr. Turkey ate his afternoon snack in typical Mr. Turkey fashion, and proceeded to fall asleep at the feeder for a great long while, before being disrespectfully woken up by the food dispenser. Later that day, at around 01:51 AM (LFT), he was found staring at Mt. Kibble for around 9 minutes before taking a try at it, ultimately saving Auspicious Restaurant. The hungry little guy returned for a 3rd time for another snack at Auspicious Restaurant at around 11:10 AM (LFT) for 5 minutes or so before leaving once again.
- May 06, 2024: At around 11:00 PM (LFT), Mr. Turkey enters the feeder and begins chomping for about 10 minutes before getting up and leaving.
June 2024
- June 16, 2024: At around 4 PM (LFT), Mr. Turkey left the Kitty Happy House feeder after sleeping there for many hours.
July 2024
- July 07, 2024: After leaving for a bit, Mr. Turkey came back to Auspicious Restaurant at 6:18 PM (LFT) for some more food. Like that of a most prestigious gentleman, he tucked himself in nicely and stared at the camera without blinking for around 3 minutes. What he didn't realize was that Auspicious Restaurant has no Freeze-Dried Chicken snacks. Even so, his unwavering determination for snacks managed to subdue his innate eepiness and he waited there until 6:34 PM (LFT), but not before conking out twice.
- July 08, 2024:Mr. Turkey came to the feeder after Mrs. Eeper finished to eat and decided to, for some reason, sit there and do nothing blinking every few minutes with even some bugs crawling in his face.
- July 12, 2024: Mr. Turkey came to the fifth feeder he has been spotted at (如意饭堂 / Ruyi Canteen), where he stared at the camera for about an hour before moving on to do his Turkey circle of all the other feeders in the park. Why does he stare? Who is he listening to? When will they come?
(Not every cat sighting is documented.)
(LFT = "Local Feeder Time")
Gallery
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Mr. Turkey making... this face
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Mr. Turkey from other camera POVs.
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Mr. Turkey (eating) co-existing with Ms. Sleepy (back)
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Mr. Turkey being rained on by Freeze-dried chicken snacks
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Mr. Turkey tackling the infamous Mt. Kibble
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Mr. Turkey looking soggy from the rain
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Mr. Turkey, having been heavily snacked.
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Mr. Turkey, entering the feeder, looking suspicious
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blehhh :P
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Mr. Turkey using his 2 braincells to conjure snack at a kibble-only feeder.
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Mr. Turkey loafing in the scorching heat inside the feeder. He thought it was an oven.
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Mr. Turkey hitting on airplane mode.
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TRADE OFFER: You get nothing, while I get snack.
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Mr. Turkey when you decline his trade offer.
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Mr. Turkey using a forbidden wizard magic to summon snack. Look at his eyes.
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Mr. Turkey's top view resembles that of Mr. Snack.
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Mr. Turkey's 1000-yard stare...
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Mr. Turkey's autism swag kicks in.
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Mr. Turkey glares at the feeder's front camera.
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Mr. Turkey mimics a fragment of Mr. Shock
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Mr. Turkey doesn’t know how to interact with children (the Eeplets)
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Turkey.exe has stopped working
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Bro is letting out kibble and saliva
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Mr. Turkey practicing the way of Brother Calm
